Respect. 👏

When it’s No King’s Day, but you’re a metalhead. 🤘

Heading the investigation:

“You should write down your dreams and use them in your books!” Last night, I dreamed I was taking a shower at my parents’ house and Prince knocked on the door because I was taking too damn long. The ONLY person who finds my dreams fascinating is my therapist. 😅

Every person reading this should go buy two copies of “1984” by George Orwell. One to read, and one to put in your nearest Little Free Library.

“TikTok’s making you stupid from all that brainrot.” That’s rich coming from someone who doesn’t know how to start an F-16.

Really, Nintendo?? The Virtual Boy?! Have y’all lost your damn minds???

RFK Jr sounds like a spirit box with dying batteries.

Stoned thoughts: I need a shirt that says, “I’m an English major. Tell me your pronouns.”

Weekend at Bernie’s takes place over Labor Day weekend. Just sayin’.

She told me she has a Daddy kink. So I smacked her on the head and told her to hold the damn flashlight steady.

The next asshole who calls flipping burgers “an entry-level position” is going to get my fist in an entry-level position to their mouth.

Big Pharma’s gonna have RFK Jr taken out. Calling it now.

The reason the world didn't end in 2012 was because PSY turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Vaccines are safe and effective. RFK Jr. isn’t.

I was going to try an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts.

RFK Jr looks like the painting in Dorian Gray’s attic.

Alexa! Blast me some of that gangsta shit from the 90s, so I can recite every lyric word for word and remind mothafuckas who they fuckin with!

Corvettes are gender-affirming care for old men with white hair and broken dicks. I said what I said.

Dagon is the best Resident Evil movie, and I will die on that hill.

St. Louis, I am in you. 😏

Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤🦇

(Hitting keys on my Mac’s keyboard… like an idiot.) Why the hell isn’t my typewriter worki—D’OH!!! 😣😅

“‘Hatchet’ is a book about a kid who didn't read ‘My Side of the Mountain’ and suffered for it.” This has to be the greatest literary analysis I’ve ever read. 😂

Barron isn’t his son. Barron is the vessel he plans to transfer his consciousness into. Calling it now.

Regardless of how I feel about Evangelion, the memes are always top tier. 🤣

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Just upgraded to a new version of Acrobat, and... look. I am reading a friend's NOVEL. Something I WANT to read. For ENJOYMENT. Fuck off into the sun and take your designer with you.

When your teenager has friends over and you overhear him say, “Yeah, my dad’s pretty cool.”

WHAT’RE THOOOOOSE?!?! A feet pic for you degenerates. lol Tomorrow, I’ll start putting together the legs for my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju.

Finished the top half of the MG Sinanju.

I lied. Put your clothes back on. We’re going to order pizza and watch all 26 episodes of the classic space mecha anime Martian Successor Nadesico.

Got bored last night and decided to go ahead and build one of the shoulders for my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju.

Today’s progress on my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju. Both arms are assembled. Next up, shoulder armor.

Today’s progress on my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju with obligatory MG middle finger pics! 🖕

Today’s progress on my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju. It’s a shame the mono-eye is hidden behind all that armor, because it actually has a pretty neat gear-driven gimmick.

Them’s the rules.

Today’s progress on my current Gunpla build, the Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju.

Master Grade MSN-06S Sinanju progress. Applying stickers is by far the most tedious part of building Gunpla for me. And this kit has MANY. 😩

After extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that meatloaf sandwiches are the food equivalent of a hug.

Starting my very first master grade gunpla build today. He’s a big boy. Wish me luck. Tips or warnings from fellow Gundam builders are appreciated.

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It just wouldn’t be Christmas without my brother picking fights and making a scene. 😑

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