Malte Wendt
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
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pretentious video essays on video games, very original
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
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Francis Behrend
about 1 hour ago
Finalist*innen sind: 💙 Lena Richter: "Drei Geister", Aufzeichnung einer Lesung 💙 Stormcatcher (Malte Wendt und Alex Erben): Soundtrack zu "Der letzte Schlüssel. Seelengrube" von Marie Meier 💙Aiki Mira : "Neongrau", Hörspielserie
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@natsechobbyist.bsky.social
and theeeeeere it is
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about 9 hours ago
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Maries neues Buch ist da!
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2 days ago
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I know that's besides the point, but... the Canadians have two goals, the rink's outline changes from shot to shot and there's at least three pucks in play. They bled the entire RAM production dry and the slop can't even get the basics right.
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6 days ago
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Fantastic, quasi-comprehensive article on the myth of linguistic determinism.
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6 days ago
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Brendel
6 days ago
What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion
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renewable energies?
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11 days ago
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University of Liverpool
12 days ago
Wishing a happy and prosperous New Year to all our students, staff and alumni celebrating, whether you’re enjoying Lunar New Year, Chinese New Year, Losar, Seollal, Tết Nguyên Ðán, Tsagaan Sar or another festival! 🎊
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I'm so over American tech bros inventing a new bullshit scheme every few years. I wanted to upgrade my PC after the NFT bubble popped, waited too long, now I gotta wait for this one and be quick before the next bs tech gobbles up the hardware.
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12 days ago
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Hakeem Jeffries, on the Joy Reid Show, said something that stuck with me. He said "there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans", and then went on to list how life is markedly worse for most people under GOP rule, and that therefore, it's irrelevant if he takes money from AIPAC. 🧵
12 days ago
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The German press expects you to clutch your pearls over the revelation that our nazi party is doing nepotism. You know. The same people that can't shut up about heritage and inheritance are doing nepotism. Wow. That'll show em. Surely no ones going to vote for them now.
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jennifer uncoolidge
13 days ago
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Stop Killing Games will talk to the EU Commission
YouTube video by Accursed Farms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXvsJY447ZU
15 days ago
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Bennett Tomlin
19 days ago
Rogue One is my favorite “new” Star Wars movie, and it regularly strikes me how much it fails to live up to Andor
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Rebecca Watson
19 days ago
I accept that my laser printer must periodically perform strange rituals inside its guts in order to continue to live forever and never require new toner. I just wish it didn't need to happen at 2am on a Tuesday. I assume it's something to do with the moon but it's disruptive to my sleep schedule.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉
23 days ago
I dream of having enough stability in our culture that anyone who wants to can pursue the arts, but the meaning comes from that pursuit, from translating human experiences through skills acquired over time. Art is labor, but it isn't just some commodity that can be pulped and reconstituted.
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e.w. niedermeyer
25 days ago
sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find
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Jelly Roll has concepts of an opinion on ICE.
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Commander Sterling
27 days ago
Said it before, will say it always - for a bunch swindlers, executives & investors are the biggest marks going. Naive fantasists who believe anything that validates their myopic prebaked view of reality. Unable to change, unwilling to learn. Marks. They’re THE reason the industry’s suffering.
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My brother in Christ, you HAD a deal and then you tore it to shreds because Obama lives in your head 24/7 rent-free.
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 month ago
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"SD employees are shocked they work for the SS."
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about 1 month ago
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Before this discourse hits the public conscious: If you consider every Wehrmacht soldier, even those that were forcibly drafted, a nazi, then by that same token, every US army soldier who follows the order to invade Greenland is a fascist. I do not see a way how you can argue one but not the other.
about 1 month ago
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No Jordan, what ICE does in Minnesota is not Un-American, it's fascist, which does not automatically make it Un-American. We as Germans had to come to terms with the fact that Germans were fascist. You can't create a loophole and claim those guys aren't American if they're fascist.
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about 1 month ago
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Honey, he's just not that into you.
about 1 month ago
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Curious understanding of "opt-in" there, CDBaby. This is how you find these two settings before touching anything.
about 2 months ago
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Fallout's Exploding Turtle Aesthetic
YouTube video by Crocodile Gambit
https://youtu.be/9hXyrGwv3nY
about 2 months ago
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And the Nobel Desperation Prize goes to...
about 2 months ago
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I've always been fascinated by C.G. Jung off Temu. Lobster man has evidently completed the charlatan cycle and is now launching "Peterson Academy".
about 2 months ago
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Watch Republicans twist themselves into a pretzel trying to explain why Maduro needed to be removed by force and not describe themselves.
about 2 months ago
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Remember the reason they haven't done it to your country yet, is not laws or ethics, but that so far it hasn't been materially expedient.
about 2 months ago
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Thought Slime
2 months ago
I would be immune to this sickness. If a machine were nice to me I would know it's wisdom could not be trusted.
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Marie Meier
3 months ago
Ihr Lieben, ich bin jetzt seit einem Jahr hauptberuflich freie Lektorin. Das werde ich auch weiter machen, jedoch unter neuem Namen. 💚 Wenn ihr ein Lektorat benötigt, ein Korrektorat oder einen hübschen Buchsatz: Schaut gern vorbei!
www.lektoratwortwelten.de
#BuchSky
#GermanBookSky
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Lektorat Wortwelten – Lektorat, Korrektorat und Buchsatz
https://www.lektoratwortwelten.de/
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Marie Meier
3 months ago
Ist die gewaltige Abneigung gegenüber Telefonaten mit Servicemitarbeitenden eigentlich ein Millennial-Ding? Oder gibt es Millennials, die spontan bei Hotlines anrufen können und nicht erst einen Kaffee, die Lieblingskekse und einen zehnminütigen Pep Talk brauchen? Frage für ... eine Freundin. 👀
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Damn it, Youtube, read the room.
3 months ago
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It appears our local German tax-funded broadcaster NDR found their very own Graham Hancock and netflixed him up, including the right-wing "Spezialistentum" allegations against established academia. Great write-up by historian
@smagnussen.de
from my alma mater Kiel. German language.
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3 months ago
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Behold: The argument for why AI is a massive time saver meets the argument that AI "art" isn't slop because it requires a lot of tireless "work".
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3 months ago
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Paris Marx
3 months ago
i cannot stop laughing at this
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Student of mine on the concept of a single exam at the end of the semester to make up the entirety of one's grade: "You know what it's like to play a video game without checkpoints?"
3 months ago
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Several comments underneath my last video questioned my claim that I have terrible taste in video games, so here's a list of awful takes I may add on to when I remember them.
3 months ago
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Just started playing Ghost of Tsushima and the gameplay is really neat. Now usually, I value mechanics above story, but the writing sure is - a surprise. I may as well sit through hours of Overwatch Hanzo cinematics on repeat. This doesn't feel like a Samurai film, but a caricature of one.
3 months ago
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Cal Horton (they/them)
3 months ago
Harming trans kids - using art to capture the impacts of the Sussex ICB investigation on trans adolescents and families. Please read and share. The art is not mine - the artist wishes to remain anonymous.
growinguptransgender.com/2025/11/19/h...
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Harming trans kids – Using art to capture the impacts of the Sussex ICB investigation
When puberty blockers were banned in June 2024, the legislation included a clause stating that those currently on blockers would not be medically detransitioned, and could continue care if adopted …
https://growinguptransgender.com/2025/11/19/harming-trans-kids-using-art-to-capture-the-impacts-of-the-sussex-icb-investigation/
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And the award for best radicalizing young reactionary men goes to...
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3 months ago
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One reason the Hitman games feel so comforting is that they simulate a world where the rich and powerful are geniuses masterfully pulling strings in pursuit of devious schemes, rather than a bunch of embarrassing nepo babies stumbling over themselves on the hunt for their next power trip.
4 months ago
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"Surplus value" or "profit" is the value of your labor that your employer decides not to pay you.
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4 months ago
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*Fortunate Son intensifies*
www.dw.com/en/germany-t...
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Germany to introduce voluntary military service – DW – 11/13/2025
After months of wrangling, the government has decided not to reintroduce conscription. But all 18-year-olds will have to fill in a questionnaire and young men will soon have to undergo mandatory physi...
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-to-introduce-voluntary-military-service/a-74733722
4 months ago
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Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
4 months ago
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Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
4 months ago
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Sean Jones KC
4 months ago
You must take my legitimate concerns seriously, ideally without making me say out loud what they are as I find when I do that they tend to sound a bit awful.
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