Malte Wendt
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
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pretentious video essays on video games, very original
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
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Thought Slime
11 days ago
I would be immune to this sickness. If a machine were nice to me I would know it's wisdom could not be trusted.
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Marie Meier
14 days ago
Ihr Lieben, ich bin jetzt seit einem Jahr hauptberuflich freie Lektorin. Das werde ich auch weiter machen, jedoch unter neuem Namen. 💚 Wenn ihr ein Lektorat benötigt, ein Korrektorat oder einen hübschen Buchsatz: Schaut gern vorbei!
www.lektoratwortwelten.de
#BuchSky
#GermanBookSky
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Lektorat Wortwelten – Lektorat, Korrektorat und Buchsatz
https://www.lektoratwortwelten.de/
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Marie Meier
17 days ago
Ist die gewaltige Abneigung gegenüber Telefonaten mit Servicemitarbeitenden eigentlich ein Millennial-Ding? Oder gibt es Millennials, die spontan bei Hotlines anrufen können und nicht erst einen Kaffee, die Lieblingskekse und einen zehnminütigen Pep Talk brauchen? Frage für ... eine Freundin. 👀
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Damn it, Youtube, read the room.
18 days ago
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It appears our local German tax-funded broadcaster NDR found their very own Graham Hancock and netflixed him up, including the right-wing "Spezialistentum" allegations against established academia. Great write-up by historian
@smagnussen.de
from my alma mater Kiel. German language.
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20 days ago
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Behold: The argument for why AI is a massive time saver meets the argument that AI "art" isn't slop because it requires a lot of tireless "work".
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21 days ago
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Paris Marx
22 days ago
i cannot stop laughing at this
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Student of mine on the concept of a single exam at the end of the semester to make up the entirety of one's grade: "You know what it's like to play a video game without checkpoints?"
29 days ago
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Comment thread by me underneath a post by
@ibogost.com
, who I've quoted in my videos plenty of times, but who seems to have an ambiguously defensive stance on AI use for powerpoint slides, which he proudly confesses to, comparing it to using non-AI images you didn't secure the rights to.
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Several comments underneath my last video questioned my claim that I have terrible taste in video games, so here's a list of awful takes I may add on to when I remember them.
about 1 month ago
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Just started playing Ghost of Tsushima and the gameplay is really neat. Now usually, I value mechanics above story, but the writing sure is - a surprise. I may as well sit through hours of Overwatch Hanzo cinematics on repeat. This doesn't feel like a Samurai film, but a caricature of one.
about 1 month ago
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Cal Horton (they/them)
about 1 month ago
Harming trans kids - using art to capture the impacts of the Sussex ICB investigation on trans adolescents and families. Please read and share. The art is not mine - the artist wishes to remain anonymous.
growinguptransgender.com/2025/11/19/h...
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Harming trans kids – Using art to capture the impacts of the Sussex ICB investigation
When puberty blockers were banned in June 2024, the legislation included a clause stating that those currently on blockers would not be medically detransitioned, and could continue care if adopted …
https://growinguptransgender.com/2025/11/19/harming-trans-kids-using-art-to-capture-the-impacts-of-the-sussex-icb-investigation/
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And the award for best radicalizing young reactionary men goes to...
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about 1 month ago
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One reason the Hitman games feel so comforting is that they simulate a world where the rich and powerful are geniuses masterfully pulling strings in pursuit of devious schemes, rather than a bunch of embarrassing nepo babies stumbling over themselves on the hunt for their next power trip.
about 1 month ago
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"Surplus value" or "profit" is the value of your labor that your employer decides not to pay you.
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about 2 months ago
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*Fortunate Son intensifies*
www.dw.com/en/germany-t...
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Germany to introduce voluntary military service – DW – 11/13/2025
After months of wrangling, the government has decided not to reintroduce conscription. But all 18-year-olds will have to fill in a questionnaire and young men will soon have to undergo mandatory physi...
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-to-introduce-voluntary-military-service/a-74733722
about 2 months ago
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Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
about 2 months ago
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Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
about 2 months ago
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Sean Jones KC
about 2 months ago
You must take my legitimate concerns seriously, ideally without making me say out loud what they are as I find when I do that they tend to sound a bit awful.
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Installing anti-weed fabric in the middle of fall be like
about 2 months ago
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"Vonna vin somesing unwheel?"
about 2 months ago
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Marie Meier
2 months ago
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
: »Wir haben einen Brief von der Deichmafia bekommen, glaube ich.« 🤨⁉️ Wenn das nicht der perfekte Plotbunny ist, dann weiß ich auch nicht! (Keine Sorge: keine Deichmafia, alles rechtens! Nur Dinge vom Land. 😄)
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In the next 20 years, someone will make an American horror movie about a family or small community that got cursed and did unspeakable things to their own. And then when the curse is lifted, everyone feigns ignorance and goes on living like nothing happened.
2 months ago
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_XF...
by
@wtyppod.bsky.social
if you need a good summary of the guy.
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Well There's Your Problem | Episode 60: Andrew Cuomo
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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2 months ago
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After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
2 months ago
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This reads like post-credit camp horror film sequel bait: Now with even more genocide support!
2 months ago
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The wonders of ChatGPT's life advice! It may tell you to move to France, it may tell you to kill yourself, who knows! Just tell it everything about yourself and don't worry about where the data goes! Just... don't worry about it. Write up all of your thoughts, paste them in there and press Enter.
2 months ago
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The whole Platner SS-tattoo thing is a mess, and at best, Platner is severely uninformed on fascism, the ideology he claims (and I believe he believes himself) to be fighting, but what actually worries me is this paragraph from the Guardian article.
2 months ago
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Brain just avoided an embarrassing end to a Skyrim trap by triggering a distant memory from Ster's videos. I think I may have watched him a bit too much.
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
2 months ago
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Question to my international followers: I just came upon a German thread of self-described Zionist antifascists, some of whom both claim to oppose American imperialism *and* defend Israel's apartheid regime. Only in Germany, or do these people exist elsewhere? I'm fascinated and appalled.
2 months ago
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Are they for real? They aren't serious, are they? Guys, we all know you broke it every day since it was enacted. You killed journalists and children.
2 months ago
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Bill Corbett
2 months ago
Gotta block ‘em all! Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday. Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Thanks Youtube, I really needed you to burn a rainforest so you can simplify this intellectual behemoth of a video down to where my tiny mind can comprehend what I'm in for.
2 months ago
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Thanks to the EU's consumer protection laws, our Windows 10 extended security registration is free for a year and I just wanted to point that out. Regulation works.
2 months ago
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Jess O'Thomson
3 months ago
"The EHRC’s exclusionary interim guidance has had a devastating impact on trans people’s lives" “Now the guidance has been withdrawn, so should the exclusionary policies that organisations rashly implemented in its aftermath. If not, they could find themselves in hot water.”
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EHRC withdraws interim guidance encouraging trans exclusion
After six months of confusion and delay, the EHRC has taken down interim guidance rushed out in April. But the damage has already been done.
https://goodlawproject.org/ehrc-withdraws-interim-guidance-encouraging-trans-exclusion/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_campaign=transfund_post_17652&utm_medium=social_media&utm_content=15-10-2025
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Bennett Tomlin
3 months ago
“Our militia can’t even handle protecting ICE from an inflatable frog” ass civil war
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He does not miss.
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3 months ago
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www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
3 months ago
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So the Nobel Peace Prize laureate just dedicated her prize to the guy who blows up innocent fishermen from her country on a regular basis? Am I getting this right?
3 months ago
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First of all: I couldn't be happier that it seems like Israel's genocide of the Palestinian people will slow down - for now. But I don't like the vibe coming from the media right now. Am I supposed to thank Netanyahu for deciding that a few tens of thousands of dead Palestinians are enough for now?
3 months ago
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Was just perusing older files and came across some that me and
@coffeeandkismet.bsky.social
sent each other back when we were living and working in different countries. Gave me a chuckle. British weather truly is something else.
3 months ago
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Jessie Gender
3 months ago
Absolutely fuck this man.
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I just realized that from the top of "Sundered Towers" you can see Solitude, Whiterun, and even the College of Winterhold, all in one 90 fov shot.
#Skyrim
3 months ago
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Sad to see Hollywood falling for the AI hype trap and sounding the alarm over losing roles to a "model" that, in the ad material, looks objectively awful, with warping pupils, melting teeth and wandering hairlines. Guys, you're reacting exactly as that company wanted you to.
3 months ago
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When you arrive, nervously look around the room and lock eyes with this guy.
3 months ago
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Tagesschau claims train sabotage may be down to leftist extremists who, according to the constitutional court, consider Deutsche Bahn the "largest logistics company of the capitalist profit-based economy". Right. Leftists famously hate state-owned public transport. Is this the RAF-scare 70s?
3 months ago
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donoteat
3 months ago
thank you PREDIENT TRMUP for allocating $10 billion to the FBI to finally find, locate, and neutralize the President and CEO of Antifa
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One of my students said in class today that they use AI all the time to improve their emails and acted like everyone did that. Frankly, I would prefer an honest, misanthropic email over a glossy, vapid sheen of AI that makes it sound like everything else.
3 months ago
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