Apparently, zees man is on zee lookout for zis pançer.

I'm sure Farage will be calling for this guy to be jailed over death threats... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In amongst the gunnera...

This hero deserves to be heard! 👏

This is utterly heartbreaking. Too sad for words. A direct result of underfunding the NHS.

One thing that would improve watching this game would be not to see the excessive mastication of Thomas Frank's chewing gum. #LEETOT #COYS

Oops - my patatas bravas, are a bit too...erm...bravas! 🥵

American golf fans are such poor sports. Time to turn the sound off.

Grey exists. You know, that stuff between black and white.

Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been axed by ABC who claim the decision is down to falling ratings instead of his repeated criticism of powerful political forces and prevailing right wing narratives. Gosh, we’re so lucky that we live in a country where private media companies would never do that..

Feel better already!

The son of a Bake Off presenter joins the Fruit Cakes Party!

2% margin of error 🤣 #MitchellAndWebbAreNotHelping

The Nigel Farage who wrote this about Charlie Kirk's murder will be furious at the Nigel Farage who made Lucy Connolly a star of the Reform conference

I feel some jerk chicken in my near future! #HomeGrown

Mouse update! There was no dead mouse in the kitchen. There was a really minging bad egg though 🤢. On the bright side - all my cupboards are cleared and cleaned 😎 and there are two boxes for the charity shop

How many mugs is it reasonable to own? 🤔 I have 26.

The search for the dead mouse in the kitchen continues! 🤢

Nothing to see here! Just a man taking his rabbit for a walk.

Mitchell and Webb are Not Helping is marvellous! 👏

Take notes Keir!

For goodness sake Yvette- listen!

I woke myself up screaming at my dream last night. It was weird. I've seen people do it in movies and always thought it was impossible/rubbish.

Hive mind: has anyone used the bag drop at Brighton & Hove Albion stadium? Any idea what the max size bag is that you can leave there?

It's happened again, it's happened again... #COYS

What a beauty!

Ah! Those hidden "courgettes" have been found.

Proof that America has lost its mind (part umpty ump) www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Come on you blue cherries!

Well - Anoushka Shankar was epic!

Save it for Saturday. #COYS

Note to self - don't put your French beans on the stove to blanch and then go to the swimming pool for an hour. Lucky to come back to a house.

I'm very sad that Jamie Redknapp can't bend over to lace up his shoes.

Pleased as punch. Just ran for 30 whole minutes, without stopping, for the first time since Covid. My lungs are improving at last! Wahay!

He's demonstrating how he managed to bankrupt a casino.

Had to unpin UK Politics thread. Oh my!

His response to the female reporter! How very Christian of him.

"Interesting fact, if indeed it is a fact" FFS Justin! #radio4

Well at least we don't have to watch penalties (fingers crossed)

This is the way to do it

Some good news from this week! - Rough sleeping is decriminalised in England - Brazils murder rate has dropped 20% in the past 10yrs - Solar power was Europe's biggest electric production in June - Huge pride march in Budapest after Hungary outlawed it There are good things happening. Keep hope.

"Welcome news" hey? Cement is correct though.

Well I didn't watch the game, but if the penalties are anything to go by...

mathematically this means if you plant two trees you get a free murder

Please rain soon. I hate my crispy "lawn"

Yes. Yes, and yes again.

1 in 4 kids in Liverpool aren't vaccinated against measles. (Channel 4 news) That is horrendous.

Yep. This is how it should work.

They made it look so easy! #GoodwoodFoS