Love catching up with my old workwife and commiserating in our collection ptsd 🤣 makes me happy to be a shut in now

My bf planned a whole secret glamour contest for my FFXIV FC raid night and my birthday 😭😭 They all dressed as me from different years and I didn't notice for like the longest time while we were waiting for people to jump in our alliance queue because I'm blind 🤣🙈 I'M LOVED OR TOLERATED 😭😭😭

And this year I have new Lego Plants too 😭🤣

Happy Free Comic Book Day and World Naked Gardening Day fam 🩷 (also happy birthday to meeeee I love this confluence every few years 🙈)

Get Bui'd, silly 💚🧡💦

Inquiring minds want to know 😘😈

Chunky otter. 💪🏼🦦 #fcf

Hi!

@theabroadotter.bsky.social just out here with a perfect ass no notes

straight culture is such a prison bc like short guys are hot as hell

Coffee and Pokopia is the best morning routine 😅 Makes me all cozy and happy 👉👈

its kinda hot in space, so fox stripped down 🦊

☁️✨✨✨✨💪🎠🎠🎠💥💥🥰❤️‍🔥dreams really do cum true

Or Ice Cream Bulge 🍨🍆🤍 ?

Ice Cream Booty 🍨🍑🤍

Sundays are for chest! 💪🏼

Who also likes big dicks? 👀 #irlnudes

My ass is so fuzzy 🤪

Saturday night vibes 😍 @theabroadotter.bsky.social

Ok but...

Hope everyone has a bootyful day 😝 #gay #ass #bussy #thonger #bttm #nsfw #vers

Even my dick is it tired looking today 😴🐱

Double butt touch 😍

Y'all think this is cute/hot/whatever and you don't understand the genuine fear I have for my life 😭

Rise & shine! It’s FCF! 🙈😏

I need validation because I thought that was a really strange (bot like) thing to start with, then not.. do anything until night, and then take offence? I'm so confused fam 😅 all I ever get are bot accounts messaging me too sooooo

The way that we have concocted an entire almost fake one sided relationship between me and the cute middle eastern boy who runs the pharmacy that the boif goes to is never not funny 🤣

I think this might be another hand-me-down pair for the boy cause my ass doesn't fill em out as nicely as we all know he will 😭🍑

Waking up to cute pics from cute boys on snap is kinda amazing you know? 😅😈

Who’s hungry ?

Never beating the Pixar mom allegations 🍑 #humpday

The way that I think I just blew all of my Woofia luck 😭

heterosexuality test: final boss

Hotel dad bod 🫡

my sugar baby outfit

Learning gay relationship drama that has nothing to do with you is so freaking engaging 🙈

Ignore that the handle has clearly been glued back together more than once, it's my oldest cup 😂😂 #tummytuesday #gayotter

#TummyTuesday 💦💪🏾😘

Wait maybe not that powerful I woke up in another dimension 🤣😴

The way that I wish you all as powerful a dissociation as I am having rn cat stretching under my heavy blanket in bed listening to the street cleaner outside 😽🐱

how do i look caged? >///< #femboy #twink #nsfw

Boobs? Wanna touch boobs? :3

I’d say these Trader Joe’s restrooms are big enough for two, or more 😏

I’d be more than happy to help with that dad 🤤🐻

I’ve came 3 times already this morning and I’m still so horny. Who wants to bate with me? 😈

Wait maybe this one instead?

Morning boyfriends 😴🥰

Good morning!