might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

holy shit im so bored i need a hobby entering a fugue state and spending 4 hours on fl studio is fun but i need to socialise fml

100% certain the epping guy was intentionally released from prison to give the government grounds to "legally" deport him just their latest breach of human rights

for all the "sheffield wednesday have their club back" ive been seeing, people forget that the club still owes chansiri over £100m and he won't let that go. that, on top of the price of the club and other outstanding monies owed, would be an insane fee for someone to pay for a league one club

rare addition to the coffee shop ratings because im at a new one Costa Coffee overpriced and low quality, not a fun vibe. no autumn seasonal drinks, a bit grim. positives are that the coffees are weirdly huge and it's generally clean. honestly thought Costa had gone bust like 6 months ago 2/10

recently my body has been waking me up at like 6:30am every day and making me spend an hour or so having depressing thoughts :(

also new machine girl ep/album came out today and it absolutely rips, rabbit season is great

humdrum (home counties) tracklist ratings 1. 5/10 2. 7.5/10 3. 9/10 4. 5/10 5. 7/10 6. 8/10 7. 4/10 8. 5/10 9. 3/10 10. 2/10 spain is easy top 5 songs ive heard in 2025, meet me in the flat roof also up there really really falls off hard in the second half which is a shame

hot take, i genuinely think curtis sliwa wants to help new york city and its people the problem is that the nyc he wants to help is a fiction, some of which is based in the past and most of which never existed in the first place

episode 2 basically solved all the problems i had with episode 1 and is generally fantastic cannot wait for next week

dispatch episode 1: pros: - gorgeously animated - well acted - amazing soundtrack cons: - only about 40 minutes - issues with playing cinematic mode (i hate QTEs) - they removed the option to not respond and if the timer runs out it picks for you

so the "interim guidance" that the uk government rolled out was illegal the palestine action proscription is likely to be deemed illegal what are we even doing anymore, what's the point the eu needs to intervene and put in genuine sanctions against the uk until they improve

quicken loans bicken bones

i miss wild cat strike, what a great band

dispatch looks and sounds incredible until you realise it's a £30 8 episode tv show ill probably still buy it despite knowing im a fool

Ah sim, os 3 gêneros Porra de femboy Porra de transfem Mango loco

8 games into the SPL season and 83% of teams have won either 1 or 2 games weird

do you think the police will arrest us for protesting maccabi tel aviv fans coming to our city (they will, we live in an authoritarian hell state)

red bull sponsoring worlds is crazy, like surely they know lol players are exclusively drinking white monster

watched chinatown yesterday and can't stop thinking about it fml

a sensible labour party would look at the green party surging and course correct regarding the EHRC but this is a weird, self destructive labour party that is taking money from billionaires and have no interest in helping anyone

liechtenstein away booked,,, my bank account is crying

"it's not a very good twist if we knew it the whole time" twists are lazy, suspense is good tell your audience the "twist" early and watch them squirm as the characters obliviously walk the path towards finding out for themselves

i just support any team at worlds that isn't named after a company

people wonder why esports aren't taken seriously and then you have paris saint germain representing the oceania region

once again deeply sad about mad lions being taken over by a corporation who removed every trace of them

coming home from my night out with the transfemmes to find three more asleep on my couch

the polar opposites of phil parkinson having the best players and horrible tactics and craig bellamy having the best tactics but not enough quality players

quietly hoping belgium wins today so we don't have to be involved in a world cup that will inevitably be studied in the same light as the 1936 olympics

broncos jets tickets cost £140 lmao

jets banter era

rip bozo

squid game ripped off gymkata

this one's for macklemore

to be fair, cymru are very clearly practising tactics for the belgium game and aren't expecting it to go well if they can manage short passing out from the back against a high pressing england, they can do it against anyone

absolutely nobody: craig bellamy: what if i just blow up all of my goodwill with cymru fans for no reason

just keep the score down today pls cymru bizarre friendly to organise right before the most important qualifying game of the campaign

laser tech kept saying i was an attractive man, bad but also thanks ig

the 28 x later trilogy is actually just about how kids are the worst

realising i never watched season 2 of the opm anime, only the manga king in anime goes off so hard, love that guy

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn" Stephen king: hold my beer

playing cloverpit and im just waiting for daniel mullins to pull the curtain away and launch me into an entirely different horror game

and this ones a soccer ball because its rad

today is Snoopy's 75th anniversary 🥲

A lot of people don't understand how pensions (or benefits) really work. They picture a national savings account in which their 'own' taxes are stored until they retire. Not that they were paying for the person before them, and now someone else is doing it for them, so inflation doesn't screw them

holy fuck cake frank reynolds im losing my mind

reversed page of cups yesterday, reversed sun today tarot deck is screaming at me to sort my life out

dr stone isn't allowed to make me cry that's illegal

Like Poet Laureate there should be a Fool Laureate — crowned with ceremonial coxcomb and fully endowed with jester’s privilege