They have opposite faces I noticed #heatedrivalry

Made an amv call me miss capcut

Garland looking kind of drippy here

Starting a new job!!!! At a fancy dog park!!!! I wanna see fancy dogs!!!

Having a sticker party at a friends and i made a new design for my phone case…..

Just learned Marbles the chihuahua is on end of life care

Hot take: bring back rookie mag

First Dan and Phil relationship reveal and then John Green’s quest he started all those years ago is fulfilled………… theres something happening and its localized on 2010 youtube

My friends talking about how they were gonna go to this was a true turning point in me deciding i needed to move back to ny

I need to stop being shown stranger things yaoi or else im gonna introduce that bug-eyed zionist to a Stronger Thing (a big metal bat)

Indulging my inner child by getting back into amazingphil videos and literally almost had a heart attack

Sometimes making posts just feels like this

Love Dylan the cat………..

Quiche lorraine for the besties bday!!!!!

Fresh apples at the club you wish you fucking wish you were me

Come up to the lab, see whats on the slab (New essay idea that’s haunting me like the green goblin mask)

sleuthing...

Pumpkin + friends!!!!

Honestly, more musicians/celebrities should do what the beatles did when they made EIGHT DAYS A WEEK. Like, they just need to make a funny little movie where they run around, escape out of open windows, and play naughty little games.

Me telling my roommate that i’m gonna be getting back into youtubers: there’s going to be british voices coming out of my phone sometimes and you’re going to have to be okay with that

Yeah maybe I have an easy email-job but what folks have to consider is that i have to write really really good emails

ethel cain holds up a dvd of "Picnic at Hanging Rock" in the criterion closet

Trying to do more writing

I looked so cute for my date yday that its stupid i didnt get kissed, so im now taking applications bitch

I need to like….. make a groupchat or something to discuss the new dan and phil “phan” confirmation announcement, i need to confer with fellow scholars

I feel drunk but im sober Im young and im underpaid Im tired but im working yeah I care but im restless I’m here but i’m really gone Im wrong and im sorry baby

Me at the writing conference this weekend ready to give people feedback on their pitches

My fav camera move in weapons is when james is running out of the house, he’s struggling with opening the front door, and the camera is attached to the door, jerking with every tug. Then when he finally gets it, it swings w the door in a pan that shows how close the parents are to getting him.

It must feel good as hell to yell for the guards to come and arrest this man

My mom had a decoration in my old house that was papel picado w the che portrait on it, and my (paternal) grandma got so mad about it we had to take her to the hospital

Now im on the email list for this awesome assyrian food historian and i cant wait to make ancient mesopotamian empanadas www.tableofgods.com/_files/ugd/f...

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Made a 3,000 year old Assyrian pomegranate cake. Its really good.

NYC friends!!! i’ll be in the city from Oct 25th-Nov 5th, and I wanna try to see everyone and do everything while i’m there! Let me know if you wanna join me on any adventures 🌈⭐️

This book is soooo good i can feel my brain getting bigger. Def going into my shortlist of writing craft books

New gay person on survivor

Just remembered this challenge i gave myself in like? 10th grade? where i tried to rewrite the first twilight book basically beat for beat, but tried to make more interesting sentences and actually build tension and shit. I think i was gonna call it “good twilight” and lost steam around 30 pages in.

It’s Freak The Fuck Out Fmonday ya’ll

Am i allowed to post my evil toxic fanfic. Will you guys all be cool but also compliment it

Me with the huge handmade basket i got on an impulse on this little trip vs me at hour 4 of my amtrak delay

Stuck at the train station on hour 4 of this delay so i’m just getting rly invested in jeremy culhaine on snl

the continuing popularity of Friends and the development of multiple "Friends Experience" sites across America is a grim indictment of our way of life

Continental breakfast-ing over at Mama J’s in Richmond VA

The bsky algorithm bringing in ppl that i knew irl onto my tl is so funny like oh yeah there’s that girl who randomly tried to shittalk me at a party in LA with my close friend who she had just met. Hope shes still thinking of me 💕

me eating my stale roast beef sandwich in the corner of this writing conference

Eating luxurious meats in my definitely-haunted old hotel room you wish you fucking wish you were me