It must feel good as hell to yell for the guards to come and arrest this man

My mom had a decoration in my old house that was papel picado w the che portrait on it, and my (paternal) grandma got so mad about it we had to take her to the hospital

Now im on the email list for this awesome assyrian food historian and i cant wait to make ancient mesopotamian empanadas www.tableofgods.com/_files/ugd/f...

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

Made a 3,000 year old Assyrian pomegranate cake. Its really good.

NYC friends!!! i’ll be in the city from Oct 25th-Nov 5th, and I wanna try to see everyone and do everything while i’m there! Let me know if you wanna join me on any adventures 🌈⭐️

This book is soooo good i can feel my brain getting bigger. Def going into my shortlist of writing craft books

New gay person on survivor

Just remembered this challenge i gave myself in like? 10th grade? where i tried to rewrite the first twilight book basically beat for beat, but tried to make more interesting sentences and actually build tension and shit. I think i was gonna call it “good twilight” and lost steam around 30 pages in.

It’s Freak The Fuck Out Fmonday ya’ll

Am i allowed to post my evil toxic fanfic. Will you guys all be cool but also compliment it

Me with the huge handmade basket i got on an impulse on this little trip vs me at hour 4 of my amtrak delay

Stuck at the train station on hour 4 of this delay so i’m just getting rly invested in jeremy culhaine on snl

the continuing popularity of Friends and the development of multiple "Friends Experience" sites across America is a grim indictment of our way of life

Continental breakfast-ing over at Mama J’s in Richmond VA

The bsky algorithm bringing in ppl that i knew irl onto my tl is so funny like oh yeah there’s that girl who randomly tried to shittalk me at a party in LA with my close friend who she had just met. Hope shes still thinking of me 💕

me eating my stale roast beef sandwich in the corner of this writing conference

Eating luxurious meats in my definitely-haunted old hotel room you wish you fucking wish you were me

Aftersun Memoria All That Breathes Nope Tár May December Zone of Interest Cloud Chime Red Rooms The Substance Anatomy of a Fall

Person who continuously steps on a rake concludes that they just need to make their nose stronger, actually.

Don't Forget 3.Oct.11 🔥 Fullmetal Alchemist #fanart

Having a whole sitcom b plot rn with a mouse in my apartment

*puts you in the cube*

Red wine for riverdale, white wine for real housewives of new york. Weed and beer for trailer park boys

Happy October 1st! Giving myself an indulgent gift of making a horror movie recommendation list. Idk who will be interested in these, but pls lmk if you watch any! Note: my tastes range from “campy queers + blood” to “stomachache day-ruiners”, but i dont rly go up for slashers or torture porn

Every email is three steps: 1. Write it 2. Delete every “I think” 3. Replace half the exclamation points with periods

Put together a 3-piece patio set today

I realized this was one of those heritage videos i had to download and repost from twitter

Went to a jazz bar today and as they were setting up i was like “wow, thats funny, two guitars in one jazz band” and then more guys with guitars just kept coming in

I can tell this post is popping up on the TLs of folks who don’t follow me which is so funny like ah wish i had taken a better picture

I can tell im gonna get a lot of mileage out of this meme i made on my phone

Just learned that one of my biggest literary opps has a sequel and the drive to hate read is so strong

Sunday activity of spending most of the day making mole from scratch…… the fruits of my labor…….

Humanity is all about recognizing patterns

Texts with my roommate

Okay sincere review of this book now that im a good way into it but holy shit. Kind of about boy laura palmer????? <- guy who is always thinking about twin peaks

I have a date tonight and i’m laughing at this being my current book so i’ll be reading it while waiting for them

Zohran you must make him the rat tsar come january

Tweet from 2018 but guys you would not believe how much season 3 of riverdale escalates things

Do Me With Your True Face

Also i still really want to make a problematic riverdale zine. Everyone tries to top each other in terms pf craziest ship. My top one rn is cherylxpolly, but specifically bcus of psychosexual jason feelings from both.

Tomorrow is Riverdale Wednesday……… we start season 3……… i’m ready to start riding the true riverdale rollercoaster

Oh! I can post abt the VN me and @sinkdogofficial.bsky.social have been working on! A story about Holly, a retired ex-swimmer with nothing going for her, and Thistle, the mysterious wunderkind swimming star who stays with her over the holidays, and the mysterious bond they share. (18+ NSFW)

Maybe to break the seal i’ll just post my [REDACTED] fanfic

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