as AI use continues to grow, I really look forward to the rise in the word “flesh” to distinguish the real/human from the fake/digital.

working theory: video games are closer to books than audiobooks.

this might be the last year I have hair……… we’ll see!

calling 1-800-GAMBLER for tips & tricks on all the latest games

smoking that shit that made Payakan the outcast tulkun 🐋

once again, I am at the airport for a cross-country flight. please send thoughts & prayers 🙏

I am a firm believer in the regenerative properties of fountain soda.

we need to talk about Kevin

ok I could not have guessed he just had a REAL bullet in there & would shoot a guy in the head lol

Garland looking kind of drippy here

new Doctor Who looks good!

flying across the country tonight & landing at 5am ET

flying across the country at 6am ET this morning, bub.

wanna quit my job so bad but I can’t until I’m done with Invisalign (need dental insurance). check this space in ~5 months to see where we’re at

I do feel that The Rizzler is a Lynchian character. Like, he would have been friends with Dougie in The Return.

drag king name: Johnny Cocksville

just one battle after another for Big Bertha Russell

type of shit I get up to when I’m all alone in the band rehearsal space. really productive day!

there’s still time to do a Gilded Age x Deadwood crossover. I need to see these two chop it up!

need to be put in the Machine that makes you Better!

I have been getting so superhero-pilled after watching SUPERMAN a couple weeks ago. It’s time to go back to the old me. I’ll take the usual, Darkseid.

these are essentially a health food. they are like 99% potato & 1% preservative (have not read ingredients). most importantly, they are good for the SOUL.

I would have been one of the cavemen that got addicted to a psychoactive plant.

recent dream I had: getting all the homies together to rent various storefronts within a dead mall & revitalizing the local economy with our unique, community-focused small businesses.

I don’t even WORK for DC anymore and yet, I have purchased a ticket to see #Superman at 9am ET this coming Sunday. I just want an excuse to eat popcorn & drink soda really early! #GunnToMyHead

internet is out so I’m just opening the slack app to make sure the little green icon is next to my name while I scroll on my phone looking at monkey pics and other nonsense

The Emissary ponders his orb.

I’M GONNA FINALLY LIVE IN A CITY WITH A GOOD MAYOR?!?

really been enjoying this image lately

It only takes a moment to connect with your mates…

me at the restaurant where everything is nasty&gross: can I get a grilled sneeze with french flies? and to drink I’ll have a Dr. Pooper. Thanks!

going on vacation in one month & honestly not sure I will be able to return to work afterwards.

I think about purchasing a PlayStation 5 every day. Can gaming heal my soul? It’s possible suppose…

Sometimes, it’s hard being the trailblazer in the boys chat…

we did it folks, time for a little reward

I’m gonna walk a minimum of 20K steps tomorrow. Maybe more if I’m lucky!

Letterboxd is so great, I can just go over there & cook for a couple mins without looking at any other nonsense!!

there is a level of artistry & craft found in this film that few modern comedies can match. it would be hard for me to give this a full thumbs down review.

im kind of like if Neo from The Matrix was a social media manager

bro was aura farming 🏴‍☠️

this is my favorite song at the moment

God is real and he works at Ketchup Entertainment.

bro came out of the Nintendo Switch to taunt my ass irl

strongly believe they should do a film reboot of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Tim Robinson should play Data.

these guys are just so relatable

popcorn & Diet Pepsi for breakfast is so goated when you don’t have a loved one telling you it’s not a valid substitute for a nutritious meal. *photo taken & posted PRE-SHOW at the Looney Tunes movie*

Sean Baker looks like he should have been in the Jackass crew 20 years ago

he wouldn’t have done all those crimes if we were friends. I would have talked him through life’s struggles. we would have grabbed a few beers, chopped it up, and locked-in on having a positive mental attitude. deep down he does have a good soul.

I am a firm believer in the regenerative properties of fountain soda.

“I didn’t invent a time machine to win at gambling, I invented a time machine to travel through time and get laid.” - Horny Doc Brown