Oh joy. Roaches in the dishwasher. 'scuse me while I find a flamethrower. O.o

If we could reach the current goal, we could at least pay some heavily overdue taxes. Anything you can spare would help, but I'm grateful for even a repost.

Happy This Year. n.n

Ah. Running out of time to repost this. youtu.be/1D5PtyrewSs

Four hours in ER (High Ambulatory Intake Zone, technically). Her blood's been taken, ECG recorded, now in queue for imaging. No ETA.

Time for the somewhat annual Taking of TheMate to the Hospital for repairs. (She fell on the 24th and has been suffering since because she didn't want to ruin Xmas...)

if you want a picture of the future, imagine a man kicking himself in the balls with a robot forever.

you've opened up a star trek-themed restaurant what are you calling it? - It specializes in zero-calorie foods and beverages and it's called "The GNDN Conduit".

this is what some of you look like in your chore coats

www.gofundme.com/f/support-no... Tincrash, a long time TF artist (active when I joined back in the early 2000s!) had a stroke and needs rehab and US healthcare sucks. Money is tough for everyone, but at least spread the word.

FREE TIME, EVERYBODY! BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!

Huh. Just had some motherfucker blast my apartment window with a green laser. From the distortion on the ceiling, I suspect it's someone in the building across from us. Time for blinds.

it sucks to watch progenitors & onetime vanguards of geek culture reduced to crowdfunding healthcare while the technofascists try to convince you that the dude in India wearing a VR headset unloading your dishwasher remotely is the glorious future those vanguards dreamed, instead of just apartheid 2

Hey folks! Did you know I stream sometimes? I know, I forgot myself, how rarely it happens. Anyways, I'm doing it now, and we're going to see if this Thank Goodness You're Here! is any good. (I'm told it is.) twitch.tv/flynn_church

I've got two clusters of meds that I take, morning and evening. Last night I took the morning meds by mistake. That group includes my ADD meds. Slept like a log for six hours, woke rested and alert. My ADD is sufficiently weapons grade that I sleep *better* on amphetamine. XD

My family's dealing with a whole lot right now, with my mother's dementia and my father's cancer both in late stages, an elderly dog, and mounting debt. Anything you can spare would mean the world, and even sharing helps! gofund.me/2d5250128

Safety interlocks bypassed.

That's a novelty. Pulled a muscle in my back throwing up this morning. Going to be a good day, I can feel it. XD

Things are tight. At a minimum, I need to raise at least $10,000 over the next five days. It's a long shot, but I have nothing to lose by hoping. If you can spare something, or just share, I'll be more than grateful. gofund.me/aa611fb13

Last go at this. If you want to see me at MFF, please drop me a line.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

"Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild", eh? Coyote Woodchuck Possum Rabbit Roadrunner I don't get around much. (Except that one time. n.n)

Ooh. Up to half a meter of snow due in the next couple of days, with thundersnow possible tomorrow evening. That should be lovely.

Where is my Goddamn SHOE, Charlie Brown!?

I'm hesitant to do this. But my family is still in need, and as long as this is an option, I have nothing to lose by asking. So, if you're in a position to do so, please consider this, or consider sharing it. Anything is appreciated. Thank you. gofund.me/45c4247fb

This whole godforsaken patch of earth is a message, a screaming billboard stapled to the hide of time itself.

"Why does that Salamander have a Bad Dragon decal on its shoulder pauldron?" Questions that should have stayed *inside* my head...

It is physically painful to see my printer spit out a solid black-ink page when I try to print a spreadsheet. On the other hand, *damn* it's got nice, glossy, even coverage. XD

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

"ORBS ARE NOW ON MOBILE!" Frippin' on the jim-jams, frobbin' on the fritz!

"I want him in the Games until he dies playing."

Well ok then

The Delaware Orb Kodak XX Minolta Maxxum 8000i #filmphotography

Reminder. Always be vigilant against the innate perversity of "inanimate" objects. Tighten the screws holding your furniture together. They plot against you.

"Look! Aurora Borealis!" Me, AGAIN:

Blew out my right knee a couple weeks ago. Took me days to get to limping with a cane, weeks to be mostly pain-free. Today, I thought I'd take a gentle walk, just twenty minutes. Start rebuilding. I am, as always, an utter fool. >.< (Just 4/10 pain, could be worse. Gonna take a while yet.)

I'm pitching a reality show where I dress up like a bounty hunter and collect freelancers' unpaid invoices.

Hey folks, live now! 🔴 Gonna keep things nice and spooky with more TORMENTED SOULS 2! Come join me, because I get really scared with these games and need company.

Aw ffff. Car's half dead and I'm not with it.

"He's right behind me isn't he?"

I have a very bad feeling about this...

*continues digging out the boxes from the move a year and a half ago* You know, the French for "Storage Box" is "Boîte Derangement" and I find that beautiful...

sexy load-bearing knee pain

Hey, Dr. Crowd? Sudden onset knee pain, pain a background 1 or 2 but spikes to 8-9 on walking/load bearing. Pain *decreases* with standing and walking, gets worse with disuse. Back of knee generally sore, rotation of joint painful, some noise on extension. Any ideas? (Yes, 'see a doctor' is valid)

I'm sorry, it's just hilarious. TFG posted an AI video of him flying a jet and dumping waste on his fellow Americans, and he has the gall to refer to *any* other video as 'fake'?

The ad can be seen on the CBC at www.cbc.ca/player/play/... As for pitting Reagan vs Trump...

"Your device has new features-"

*wrist aches for a month or two* Huh. Maybe I should get a brace for it. Probably won't matter that much. *gets brace, applies to wrist, immobilizing joint* O.o *realizes just how much /entire arm was hurting/ when it stops* Ó.ò

Huh. My mobile Discord has completely shit itself.