Picture of the staff who operate my account.

Apparently I am now technically a Grandad. This cannot be possibly be true though, as I'm only 21. 😳 Elodie Rhiannon, welcome to the world. ♥️ May you always have love, peace and hope in your life.

Just laid a new bit of carpet on the landing. Cat runs up "This is new. It's soft! 😃 It's clean! It's snuggly! It's bur, wur uurrrurrr"

What's the worst film you've seen £ for pound? It has to be Jurassic Park: Rebirth for me. No story, no characters, no dialogue, CGI worse than "Bedknobs and Broomsticks."

In 1967 Pamela McLeod visited the Captain Scarlet studio. She was Miss New Zealand at the time but was mostly known for being 22 feet tall.

I used to collect chestnuts all the time as a kid, then we'd all head out to Delamere Forest and collect two carrier bags full each. Those nights when we'd have them in the oven and jump up when they'd start exploding! 💥😂

A movie you've seen more than 7 times in a gif. 8 times just at the cinema! 6 when it first came out, then twice last year.

This is the advert for a new Scandi detective noir series.

If you're looking for water parks online, it's flumescrolling.

"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and now for the left eye."

Thee've given me a gift of myself. Thee bethink yond couldst destroyeth me? thee bethink yond maketh me less'r? ye maketh me m're. I enwheel multitudes, m're than i ev'r bethought 'r kneweth. Thee wanteth me to be afeard of t because thou art afeard of ev'rything, but i am so much m're than thee.

What am I watching?

Social media should be about sharing things you love with others. Horror peeps will love these books from @tinywriterlaura.bsky.social @michaelsellars.bsky.social

Bin day at Orthanc.

Buttercup Syrup gives you Yellow Fever.

How I Captain a starship

@gruntleigh.bsky.social You could reprogramme one of these to follow you around all day. 👍🍌

Who spotted this little craft on this week's Star Trek: Strange New Worlds? 👀

My Fantastic Four

This is why you defend minorities, especially ones you don't like, because it never stops there.

Well...yep. Gonna need a little time to process that ending. 😭

Meta just announced Oakley sunglasses available at $399.

I have loose tea in containers, but teaspoons are too long to be kept in them, so I bought these tiny little tea spoons. Am I middle class now?! 😃👍

I must learn to use the features of stuff like smartphones. I wanted to tidy up all the apps spread across its pages and it said to shake it to fill empty spaces, so I did and it called 999! 😬

How's this for a weird, random crossover? Holly and Lister from Red Dwarf appearing in bonkers German/Canadian series Lexx?!. 😂🤯

"Hilda! Hilda! It says you only get an oooo with Typhoo!"

Hello Friends, let's root for each other and watch each other grow. Every time I see these poor children overcrowded on seats inside poor rooms seeking for knowledge,I see a million reasons to why I must be Successful. Kasese Youth Humanists Foundation School really deserves your Attention.

Got a few days off work, so I timetabled a list of things I had to do on them. I have just successfully completed Wednesday's jobs. Now on to yesterday's! 😃👍

My daughter is now a married woman! Surely I'm not old enough?! 😭

Just spotted on a balcony in Bromborough. Jealous. Want!

Labour attacking the Tories from the right. And here we are. Jackboots.

"No! Not the mind probe!"

If you see this post your getaway vehicle

I have a subscription for cat food and I think they're over-estimating how much a little bean like Meg can eat. 😱

Highly recommended. 👍

We're heading towards both Idiocracy and The Matrix at double speed so that four billionaires can become trillionaires.

Logging on

I’m still never going to get over the fact that one day I’m going to have to explain to my child that, at the most it was most crucial to act on climate change & prevent a ruinous future, all our generations just decided to double down and burn the world for AI garbage.

They're going to invent their own luxury label, stop working for European designer brands and the likes of Gucci etc will go bust in an instant.

The Robot Revolution was very cool, a massive improvement on pretty much everything in series 1. 👏 Belinda being abducted into space in her pajamas was a nice touch, though she should have been wearing a dressing gown and spend the rest of the series looking for a decent cup of tea.

If every Earthbound episode of Dr Who is going to be set in the same street from now on, the least they could have done was to choose Bannerman Road.

My YouTube ads after looking at a sofa

If disabled people poured millions of pounds into party funds every year and thousands into MPs accounts, this would not be happening.

The most noticeable thing about working in a "working class" environment and a "middle class" one now is sugar. I've not used sugar in 30+ years and haven't known anyone who takes sugar in drinks for a good 20+. Now every day is "buy more sugar" and "how many sugars in your tea?"

Repost with a movie you know all the lines to.

Imagine you're being summoned. What gif represents that?