THIS!

2026 basically

THIS.

Is it just me, or was the TPUSA alternative show giving off whiffs of Willie's Chocolate Experience???

Catherine O'Hara's death was announced the same day Melania's cinematic selfie was released. Each inspired an outpouring of contrasting public response. You don't need to be a celebrity to choose whether the people in your world celebrate your inner light or the failure of your tawdry surface glare.

THIS.

Stunning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uozL...

Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.

Has "Hear No Evil" Mike Johnson heard or seen anything about Pretti's public execution yet? Asking for a friend.

Takes a lot of guts to stand in front of an armored vehicle operated by a paramilitary group with no regard to human life. Wow.

No notes.

the children are protesting from inside the camps. i hope they know that we hear them.

Once again, so much for DHS's predictable but fantastical lies.

I don't have the skills, but someone needs to swap out the penguin for Jeffrey Epstein, Greenland's flag for one that says "Pedo Island," and the text to read, "Embrace the Files."

Literal execution. DHS is already lying to try to justify it.

WTAF is WRONG with these soulless ghouls?

I'm honestly surprised it took this long. 😡

These are the kinds of people and achievements we should be celebrating more. Thank you, Dr. West.

Dear President Trump: I've been clearing out my basement and came across my prize for winning Mrs. Sommers's 5th-grade spelling bee. Would you like to have it? I'd be happy to give it to you as a recognition of your unique relationship with the English language.

Rest in Peace, #ClaudetteColvin

I don't know more than two people in Minnesota, and I probably get about two people reading my posts. But it's still worth spreading the word that ICE is going door to door in Minneapolis today and letting people know their rights.

You know whose life was endangered in a vehicle ramming attack? Heather Heyer. A white supremacist murdered her at at a “Unite the Right” rally in #Charlottesville. May she continue to rest in peace. www.pbs.org/newshour/tag...

This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.

Sen. WHITEHOUSE calling out Senate Republicans *by name* for their January 6th flip-flop... using their own words. 🔥🔥🔥

Next time some helpless centrist whines about “but but but the Republicans control everything” point them to this. ESPECIALLY this part

Anyone know where I can book a ticket on the Reverse Mayflower? I need to escape a mad king who tramples basic human rights, taxes without representation, has abolished freedom of religion, and is imposing colonial rule on countries whose resources he wants to plunder.

Reader comment of the moment from the NYT: “This isn’t Trump. This is the United States. I am not blaming individual Americans, but your entire government is to blame for this crime. And if you don’t stop it, you are to blame as well.”

Woke up, read some Democrats’ statements that begin “Maduro is a brutal tyrant blah blah blah”, going back to bed. So sick of this Dem fetish for trying to thread the needle. IT’S FUCKING ILLEGAL. SAY IT, YOU USELESS FUCKS.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

How have so many of us been up for hours trying to process our demented President's unauthorized violation of another nation's sovereignty and of international law, but Congress still seems to be snug in their beds? Has there been a single statement from any of them, individually or collectively?

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

Trump wants a new word for "Trump Republican." Is it "F*ckTrumplican?" Or is it "QuietPiggy?" I can't decide.

"After federal immigration officers in Charlotte saw a man taking photos of them, they chased him nearly 2 miles down a main road and made plans to “smash” into him, video played in court Thursday showed. They broke his window, charged him with a federal felony and accused him of assaulting them."

So now the federal government is canceling naturalization ceremonies. I've run out of ways to articulate my rage.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon — Piggies, The Beatles

If this isn't a case for invoking Article 25...

THIS is how you do it, folks!

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Dealer: alright everyone ante up Chuck Schumer: I fold Dealer: … we haven’t even dealt the hand yet Chuck Schumer: I 👏 fold 👏

Absolutely correct

Democratic strategy: Hey! We just won a landslide, game-changing, nationwide victory! Let's do the opposite of everything we did to win that victory and remind everyone why they should never vote for us again!

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

@schumer.senate.gov Dems just had a massive win, partly BECAUSE you've held the line on things you KNOW Repubs won't deliver on a lick and a promise. Cave now & you're telling them they wasted their vote. And you'll show GOP all they have to do to get their way is tantrum as long as it takes.

There really is no bottom.