Dinner #2 is late, I’m in danger

When you have to work late and dinner is 37 minutes late 😂

Merry Christmas 🎄

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore I feel like we need this

Thanks to @strayliotta.bsky.social @strayables.bsky.social for the packing paper 😂 and the custom eatin’ station is great too.

When it’s #Caturday but you’re not feeling it.

The current GOP lie is that they’re going to replace Obamacare with something better. Bullshit. In all of the majorities they’ve had since Obamacare passed, they’ve never once tried to replace it. They’ve tried to repeal it a whole bunch, but never actually make it better.

PLEASE boost Shoyu, she is such a good girl and has grown so much but needs a very special person to love her the way she wants to be loved! She is located near Elkton, MD/Newark, DE and her adoption fee is waived! Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.com

The seat thief having a busy #Caturday

Casey working hard

"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both" Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

#Caturday with Case #cat

The Basket Case is 10 today! There will never be another cat like Casey 😂

A very kind donor has offered a $150 Chewy/Petco gift card for anyone who adopts Chicory & Satsuma together. Located in Elkton, MD, apply here: form.jotform.com/crits4cats/c...

Casey hasn’t been feeling great lately so can’t even be mad at her for napping in my clean clothes basket 😂 #Caturday

Time for a #Caturday nap

#Caturday with Basket Case

#Caturday with Case

Caturday with the seat thief.

Happy Easter

#Caturday with Case

She insists on sitting on my chest instead of my lap and isn’t gonna let some little thing called gravity stand in her way 🙄 Sure I’ll just hold you up for hours while you 💤

A rare window appearance this #Caturday she normally hates open windows 😂

Current view this Caturday. Basket Case disagrees that it’s not dinner time yet.

Casey doesn’t do Sundays 😂

Lost my seat and my heated blanket when I went to the grocery store 🙄

Casey’s big #Caturday plans: Sitting on alternate human’s seat waiting for him to come home.

Molly did great for her surgery today. They found a second mass and removed it as well, and also removed the lead pellet some asshole shot her with at some point. She is home with her foster mom resting now. We could still use help offsetting the cost of her procedure if folks can help/share.

Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

The FBI’s core values, including integrity, compassion, fairness, and allegiance to the Constitution - and oh, yeah, diversity, are being painted over at the FBI Academy. Source: NYT.

This is her excited face 😂

#Caturday with Case

Case was unimpressed with that performance but somehow they still won 🦅

Today I learned if you ignore a sinus infection long enough it can lead to secondary ear AND eye infections 😭🫠 Follow me for more health tips 😂

Case completely zonked 💤

Guess what the prize was for going into work today? If you guessed 🍕 you are correct 🙄

Very busy #Caturday since we’re now in a winter storm watch. Ran to the pharmacy, gas station and grocery store & did a brief workout. Now for the most important activity, a nap on the heated blanket.

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE NFC EAST CHAMPIONS‼️ @Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

Kenny Pickett is so terrible

Casey’s now a little confused and under the wrong holiday blanket 😂

Basket Case is super busy this #ChristmasEve 😴

She has pink eye for the 3rd time this year 🙄 think she needs a little pirate hat & eye patch at this point.

Basket Case is a little sick aka a grumpy Grinch this #Caturday but at least she’s still cute

What are the chances the 🎄 is still standing in the morning?

Stumbling across recipes for toddlers and it’s like 70% me saying “I wouldn’t even eat that” or “who has time to make this” 😂

Case says #Caturday is exhausting

What better what to spend #BlackFriday than by adopting two beautiful black cats? Agnes and Catarina are still waiting for a home of their own. Their adoption fee has even been sponsored, what a deal! These sweet & social girls are in Elkton, MD. #adoptdontshop Apply at crits4cats.petfinder.org

Lil 💩 has conjunctivitis again. At least this time it’s only conjunctivitis and didn’t need to have a stick removed from her eye again 🙄 She needs a little eye patch to complete her pirate look 😂 Anyone want to come give her eye drops TID for 2 weeks, it’ll be fun!

When your cat is such a spaz at the #vet she ended the visit with “normally I’d want to recheck her but unless there’s an issue please don’t bring her back” 😹