Happy Kat Day to all those who celebrate! 🎉🎂 #BeyondTheGates

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “Baby, I’m so happy for you.” Bill to Dani in FRONT of Hayley and Naomi - also overheard by Busy Body Dana Leslie. #BeyondTheGates

Randy is playing Lynette like a fiddle 😂😂😂😂 #BeyondTheGates

Can Hayley not COOK since she doesn’t have a job? Not saying she should cook for her husband only, but cook for yourSELF girl, do something. #BeyondTheGates

😂😂😂😂😂

So it sounds like Nicole locked her computer but Smitty got in with her password? #BeyondTheGates

Congratulations to Péter Magyar on a decisive election victory in Hungary. The Hungarian people have chosen a new path. We are ready to work with you, and our European allies, to deepen our cooperation in trade, defence, and security.

Congratulations to all the Hungarians who rejected hate, censorship, corruption and a Putin puppet! And congratulations to all those Hungarians who organized and fought for this change!

Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger.

5 time draft dodgers shouldn't be able to institute a draft In any world In any way Just NO

The end of Viktor Orbán’s autocratic regime is a victory not just for Hungary, but for people who value democracy around the world. Congratulations to Tisza, to incoming leader Péter Magyar, and to Hungarians everywhere.

Melania demands justice for Epstein victims. Sweetie, the call is coming from inside the White House. All new episode of The Breakdown is up in 1 HOUR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAiXr5Xrppo

Rest in peace #AfrikaBambaataa 🙏🏽🕊️

Lebanon wasn’t part of the ceasefire deal is some of the dumbest shit I’ve heard in a while.

Is this a filibuster?

Somebody take his batteries out!

They really need to institute the same wrap up method that the Oscars use for these “Important Updates” - when he starts #babbling, play him off with music.

He only plays around on his wives 🤣🤣. Loser

Okay, ya, let’s hear about Operation Get the F off my TV before #BeyondTheGates comes on.

“Yeaaah, if you could just go ahead and release those, that’d be great. Yeaah.” #TrumpEpsteinFiles

Joey Armstrong to Randy: #BeyondTheGates

😂😂😂😂😂😂 - bet Vanessa is real happy that she organized this dinner now! #BeyondTheGates

Deanna is back and she has brought the HEAT - launching fireballs straight at Vanessa!! 🔥🔥🔥 ☄️☄️☄️ #BeyondTheGates

Catching up on a few missed episodes of #BeyondTheGates and Isiah’s request to Naomi made me laugh - ‘…let me get that burner phone right quick…’ 😂😂😂, no.

RIP to what’s left of my bracket. #MarchMadness

Cam Boozer’s got a nice little shiner brewin. #MarchMadness

No Kings is international! Hope to see U.S. citizens and allies abroad out protesting!

Good boy!!

Shout out to all my American brothers and sisters who are out there at the #NoKings rallies around the US!! 🙌🏽

#Tiger, just get a driver.

Got it, so because the Dump Administration is not paying people to work at the #TSA at the present time, someone had to do the job of two people and there was an accident that resulted in fatalities. #TrumpDidThat

HOWLING

#SendBarronFirst #IranWar‌

Not Duke getting ready to get beat by a CRAYON!?? #MarchMadness

PabloReports: Do the Epstein files make Trump a target for blackmail? AOC: If a foreign actor has more access to the Epstein files than Congress, I would suspect the odds of blackmail being possible could be quite high.

The Nicole After Dark storyline is 🥱. #BeyondTheGates

No spoilers, but WHOOOOOAAAAA!!!#BeyondTheGates

Not a single country has agreed to Trump’s demands to send warships or troops to Iran. The most he’s gotten are vague statements about “considering their options.” Quite a few are ghosting him entirely. Threatening, insulting, and tariffing your allies has consequences.

Turning your country over to a bunch of dumb shits has consequences

Gator boys not very hot right now. #SEC

Looking forward to the episode where both of Vanessa’s kids find out their mom is the Heidi Fleiss of Fairmont Crest. #BeyondTheGates #RIPHeartAttach

This is the kiss of death: when Captain Olivia Benson calls you into her office AND she gets out her notepad. #LawAndOrder

Annnnd Deanna just became my favorite character #BeyondTheGates

Deanna hit her with the “Hey Mom, Quick Question…” #BeyondTheGates

Ooo, the writer’s just hat tipped President Obama. Eva to Leslie ‘Don’t Boo, change!’ #BeyondTheGates 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Mona, you do not need to be bothering with Randy!! And Lynette needs to leave town! #BeyondTheGates

Someone please change Joey out of that velour tracksuit…#BeyondTheGates