Bugger. Come on Villa remember when we kept winning from losing positions? #utv! #avfc

“Sometimes when you get pushed your ankle hurts” Come The Fuck On #avfc #utv

Come on Villa! Other than it being Wolves we look ok so far (comedic finishing to be expected) #utv #avfc

Going to Villa Park for the first time in what feels like forever! Come on you Villians! #avfc #utv!!

Well we managed to avoid the offside for the goal, and Digne's fair sort of red; but Bizot getting himself sent off - that's really really balancing things up. Cripes. #UTV #AVFC

Onana playing nicely; Elliot and Sancho overhitting a bit too much. Good test of the standin weakened midfield options. #avfc

Sunset, sunrise, death and taxes, cats hate dogs, Lucas Dinge and Ian Maatsen can only be substituted for each other, Villa can’t win at St James Park... When rules this fundamental are broken who knows what will happen to us all? The future is strange #avfc #utv

I personally love what Oli brings to the team but he is having a mare at the start of the 2nd half #avfc

That is making me feel a bit sick; but credit the away fans for singing Jacob Ramsey he’s one our own. #avfc

2 Emi Martinez wondersaves! We’re playing well but so easily could have been behind them! #avfc (clearly he watched Bizot midweek)

Why did Newcastle stand of us so much before rhe goal? They were all over us in the first 15! #avfc

#Avfc women are behind but were looking good for a quick equaliser- right up until ManU just ripped us open for the 3rd

We’re back to hanging on but a full minute of celebrating an offside goal is hilarious. #avfc

#utv #avfc I am enjoying watching us tonight; speed of play in the final third has been great. Famous last words probably…

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

Think I can say this now #AVFC

#AVFC I'm obviously as happy as we all are; but most importantly the table is now in alphabetical order (a bit) - we're in 2nd and Wolves are last. What days to be a Villan! #UTV

Well, we're obviously just playing this one quickly with the benny hill music playing - sadly fallen apart after their first goal. However ... thank you to Emery and the team for the most incredible run of 11 straight wins. Fantastic period to be a Villian! #AVFC #UTV

#avfc when Arsenal get frustrated god almighty do they start fouling! Come on Villa! #UTV

#avfc I appreciate this is a novel idea; but in future away matches can we just kick off already 1-0 down? The opponents will have the same false sense of security and well play better reducing all fans stress! Win-win-win #utv

Arsenal can have their Invincibles. We'll take our Unsustainables #AVFC #UTV

Right noone say shit for 2.5 minutes #avfc #utv!!!!

#avfc this one looks like a lot will happen. I’m almost annoyed manu haven’t scored as then I’d be comfortable we’d win. Odd being a Villian these days. #utv!!

Matty Cash!!! So far this performance is everything I love watching in Villa - come on! #UTV! #AVFC Cash for player of the season?

Great result but given Malen had no idea about Tielemans’ shot how annoyed is Oli that it wasn’t him? Great game #AVFC

The 1897 Group and Military Lions have joined forces to create a stunning Remembrance Sunday display for Aston Villa's match vs Bournemouth. It's 100% fan-funded, and to make it happen, they need support from Villa fans to reach their target before the deadline on Wednesday. #AVFC

Rogers touches are always just to heavy now? I don’t remember that much from his game before but now it seems to happen a lot. #avfc #utv

Tottenham playing great; Villa on resurgence and starting to look amazing so obviously Sky are showing me Amorim explaining for the 10,000th time about his bloody system and whether Liverpool are amazing or just great? #avfc #onlyskysixmatter

Buendia on at 1/2 time? Surely thats an injury to Elliot? #avfc

Just once I want to watch preseason and it have any meaningful relationship to how we’ll play in the season. #avfc

Matty Cash keeping us in it (following his cock up pass) by getting injured by the ball at every opportunity. #avfc #utv

There is a good chance Roma are still stuck in traffic. Their keeper wishes they were. #avfc #utv (really pleased with Buendia)

C’mon England!!!! Go Hannah Hampton (ex-Villa)

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ManU should be 4 or 5 up. What is it about them that makes them play against us? Yet another Villa / ManU game contributing to Generational Trauma. #utv #avfc

If the ref hesitates for a second we score. Nothing wrong but we're being penalized for nothing. If this doesn't happen now because of that decision... #avfc

9 minutes to keep being the much better team. #utv #avfc

AND NOW WE HAVE SURVIVED FIRST SHOT ON RARGET #UTV # AVFC

Not going to lie. I have conflicting feelings about beating a team with Matt Target in it. Loved him when he played for us - great team player. #avfc

Not often you can double your goal difference in one match. But #avfc are going +3 to +6 so far…

I want us to win because: 3) Unai’s a genius 2) Villa have worked so hard this season 1) The guy playing the drums will be miserable #avfc

Would you bet against us? #avfc #utv!!!

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Proud of that performance. PSG are the best team in the Champions League by a bit, and #AVFC are in it in the second leg, but that last minute goal hurts. PSG are a sensational outfit, but Villa Park could be a factor. Onto next Tuesday. I love this club.

I love it when commentators talk about John McGinns “power” when they mean “incredible footballing arse” #avfc #utv

Rio and Ally - good luck getting back in the country once the King puts you on the no fly list for your lack of faith.