My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

This is going to sound incredibly earnest and preachy but fuck it. Support creative people. Buy their stuff. Share it on here. Music, art, words, whatever. Things made by humans for humans.

It doesn't look like the US won the cold war after all, the KGB did.

Humans. We're no longer sure you're all gonna make it long enough to learn the necessary lesson. But in case, and to save having to go through all the wars and horrors that might be coming. The answer is set up the world to provide love, nourishment and security for all children.

4 February 1917 | A Polish Jewish dancer Franciszka Mann was born. She was most probably the woman who on 23 October 1943, inside the undressing room of gas chamber II at Auschwitz II-Birkenau, seized SS man Josef Schillinger’s pistol, shot him & wounded SS man Wilhelm Emmerich.

One day the rich will liquify all humanity into money. Sign this please. #SaveThePCC

Perhaps social media should be some sort of nationalised or owned by it's users? Not sure the moles have a fully formed thought here, but perhaps important things should not be owned and run by individuals.

Apparently once this year is over, another one starts. Goodness.

What a photograph.

Danny Dyer. He's got that working class background, plus he's descended from Thomas Cromwell so has Tudor credentials and was surprisingly good in that documentary he did a few years back.

Having watched Tinker,Tailor, Soldier, Spy a billion times how have us dead moles missed this Christmassy gem! @kathyburke.bsky.social and Stephen Graham having a cheeky hug, dance and sing song to the USSR anthem. Merry Christmas! #TinkerTailorSoldierSpy

I mean, surely nobody has anything to beat the @uclofficial.bsky.social Grant Museum jar of moles?

When is the @themerl.bsky.social gonna stop chatting sheep and pigs and get on the mole train?

The moles have wrestled control of the account from Scrooge the mole, so let Christmas enjoyment begin.

It's the most annoying rampant-consumeristic bad-musicked hypocritical empty vacuous deeply psychologically unhealthy in the broadest societal sense time of the year!

We see that University of Oxford is moving on from that establishment/elitist vibe thing it has had going on.

I've often heard it said Jesus wouldn't be into the gift giving aspect of Christmas. Instead he would be calling for world peace and love. But wouldn't you be the same if on day one of your life you got the three best presents available in the whole world? It's all down hill from there. #molehumbug

Perhaps @moleymole.bsky.social one day you'll join us in the jar. Living is overrated, compared to pickled jar life.

Moley waving at the Glass Jar of Moles in the small but perfectly fascinating UCL Grant Museum of Zoology. “You can’t help but love this collection” says Moley, “but these moles are pickled silly.”

Come and see us, all and one. We'll be arranging ourselves in the jar in the shape of a dead mole Christmas tree and a slightly unusual Nativity scene.

Fine, I do love Christmas films. They can stay.

We've lost control of the jar until December. Scrooge McDead Mole in a Jar has taken over keen to share his grumpy mole opinions. We can only apologise in advance. #bahhumbug #deadmolechristmas

For every Amazon product bought based on their people being really "kind" to each other with capitalism emotionally manipulative ads, the customers should be forced at gun point to be kind to everyone for the whole year. #HumMolebug

This year I saved many many mole pounds, hoping to spend it on travel to far away places. Instead I have to buy presents for many many dead moles, so who hardly even move, leaving me bankrupt again. #Bahhumbug

Bloody @halffacechimp.bsky.social - just jealous.

We've lost control of the jar until December. Scrooge McDead Mole in a Jar has taken over keen to share his grumpy mole opinions. We can only apologise in advance. #bahhumbug #deadmolechristmas

#Glassjarofhumbugs pumpkin spice is gone. It's gone. Autumn isn't even over. That silly American thing about thanks for stealing land still hasn't passed. Give me pumpkin spices nowwww! #BahHumbug

Michaela mole cried at the John Lewis Christmas ad, but on reflection has no idea why. Maybe a Christmas John Lewis ad Pavlovian response or just good old tradition #johnlewis

#Moletastic to see you here, @glassjarofmoles.bsky.social !

So many museum/science/heritage people from the past, we thought lost in bad Twitter forever, back in our moley lives.

Moles, moles, moles. We looking for a good time. Do doo doo

look at this absolute unit

Treason!!!!! Everywhere, treason!!! #rememberremember Half face chimp is under our cabinet with a lantern and a box of black stuff.

After all these years, we finally pulled our jar together for a trip to the @themerl.bsky.social Good chat with the Absolute Unit and explored the tractors and plough. Lovely mole trip. Can't help but imagine a mole life on a quad bike with a sheep dog in tow. Come by!!!