Ahhh baseball. Historic Fenway Park. Two teams with rich histories, who met in a World Series before the US entered WW1. John Kruk talking about Deviled Egg flatulence.

Somewhere, some dude is laying on a broken futon in the living room of his dilapidated trailer home, watching TV, and thinking, DJT and him “aren’t so different”

I was at a Phillies game in 2014, sitting in section 107. Jon Jay was playing RF. There was a drunk dude sitting around us and he had an irrational hatred of JJ. At one point when JJ was chasing a pop fly, drunk dude sprinted down the steps and snarled at him like a dog. Completely unhinged.

Nice of the Sixers to go down 44 to honor Derrick Coleman!

SM is dying, and rightfully so. I’ve met some of the best people I know through it, but once it started being monetized and hijacked as a manipulation tool, it was ruined. Also, it gave the worst people I know the ability to engage in attention seeking behavior.

I’ll take things not on peoples bingo cards for 200, Alex.

The good news is that biblical plagues are just around the corner!

Every shoe is a slip on if you’re lazy and determined enough

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

Free baseball.

If elected president, I pledge to banish bet365 ads

This stump the fans questions have not been stumping me this year.

My god this TNT crew is insufferable.

I love how the announcers are saying the Flyers are outmatched tonight, but it is tough when you’re playing the refs and the Hurricanes.

Gotta call it both ways.

I left my house for this, Phillies.

Might wanna burn these powder blues after the game.

Wristbands in a Game 3 down 2-0. What can go wrong?

“Wow, athletic”-Ben Davis, known wordsmith.

What’s the tailgating etiquette for The Faith and Baseball concert?

A Mark Leiter finally comes through for the Phillies.

Phillies and RISP are the fiercest rivalry in baseball.

Bohm should be on 3rd.

I can’t believe that happened.

The Habs with their first SOG since….

I famously get carded every time I go to Taco Bell.

You know what, screw you NBC.

Too much man.

This game is like watching the Flyers-Canes from last night, except in this scenario the Flyers are inexplicably winning.

In 100 years which 100 year old veteran are sports teams going to parade out before the National Anthem? “Ladies and gentlemen please direct your attention to the hologram near center ice as we honor McJayden who served honorably in the great meme war of 2036. Now please rise….”

The Leafs continue the the funniest team in the NHL.

For Alec Bohm!

You know what they say about insanity…..

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

My favorite hockey guy, Carolina Player

The Flyers do look like a team that snuck into the playoffs and are now playing the best team in the conference.

Well shit.

Why is sideline Skeletor upset?

The buck in fact does not stop here

My ptsd reviving after this shot.

Hot lefty on lefty action

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Scrubs Sopranos MASH Simpsons Cheers Seinfeld Breaking Bad In the Heat of The Night News Radio Psych West Wing Only Murders Star Trek TNG Chapelle Show I can only think of 14.

You can’t keep parading Marchan out there. I get JT is hurt, but he is as automatic out as possible.

Never forget that as the boomer generation dies off, their last gift to us was a world of shit because they were manipulated by wealthy people who convinced them that minorities were the problem.

Phillies are not having a good week when it comes to executing decisions.

Stoked for the Trevor Bauer-Dalton Rushing podcast thats going to come out in 10 years.