ugh, my weakness

We need members of congress to clearly explain the messaging here for non-gamers. How is this not mass dehumanization with intent to kill? The call to action is not to “stop”. It’s not to “deport”. It’s not to “defend against” it’s to destroy.

“A lot of Republicans are buying Switch 2. But how do we get them to Switch-2-Democrats?”

Hanson’s Kimbap and dippin’ dots/ fondue shop

Incredible economy for the guy who changes the doomsday clock

Bubblicly accurate angel

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

“Unfortunately the medicine we gave you to treat the E.coli from that tainted meat — yep exactly, also tainted.”

No Looney Tunes character stands the test of time better than Wile E. Coyote: a self-defeating dipshit who can't stop ordering packages from a shitty, indifferent corporation.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

You think the ark animals would freak out anytime Noah got hungry?

Hey gang. Send me your dinner orders and war plans.

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

Kendrick with the clown car spangled banner

Anyone else cry 83 minutes into any movie?

Manifesto? You mean an Assassin’s Screed?

You must let me do free speech to you

Matt Damon in “We Bought a Zune”

Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.

Play Father John Misty for me

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

In the AMC men’s room turning my Wicked novelty popcorn bucket into the Defying Gravity bong.

Who needs the Rogan of the Left when FDR’s fireside chats are right there? The man walked so podcasters could - ok I’m very sorry.