NEW COLUMN: Trump is very happy. His country built a bridge, and they’re gonna make Canada pay for it. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-yankee...

NEW COLUMN: The FIFA Men’s World Cup has been a blast for the people of Toronto, and we should consider hosting CONCACAF events in the future, since these will better fit the scale of our city. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-fifa-m...

NEW COLUMN: Nate Erskine-Smith is retiring as a Federal Liberal MP, and opting against running for Ontario Liberal leader. What comes next? www.jakelandau.ca/p/nate-erski...

For those confused as to how adding Kingston between Peterborough and Ottawa will slow down Alto and add a shitload of curved track, behold this Microsoft Paint diagram, illustrating the Straight Path vs the Fuckass Curve:

Ontarians: Mr. Ford, we need healthcare Ford: Gotcha Ontarians: We also need affordable housing Ford: Totally Ontarians: Also we can't afford to eat Ford: Don't worry, I have a plan Ontarians: Great, what is it? Ford: I'm gonna make cars go so fucking fast www.cp24.com/politics/que...

NEW COLUMN: Alto High-Speed Rail is a good idea, but Kingston’s unreasonable demands are about to ruin it for everyone. www.jakelandau.ca/p/kingston-w...

NEW COLUMN: Mayor Soraya Martinez Ferrada has criticized the SPVM for systemic racism. She also thinks the SPVM should be allowed to ticket people for criticism. I am greatly confused. www.jakelandau.ca/p/mayor-ferr...

But Roy, this is cool as fuck!

This is great. Here's @owenjones.bsky.social basically doing the WKUK bit on TV, but about how in the UK you can't legally say you support the group Palestine Action.

NEW COLUMN: After nearly three-quarters of a century on television, Hockey Night in Canada has been murdered by capitalism. Thankfully, with the growing popularity of the PWHL, there is still a chance that the show can be reborn. www.jakelandau.ca/p/after-74-y...

Update, my appeal was successful! I told the Twitter support that this was "an attack by the woke mob on free speech" and they reversed it lmao, didn't think that would actually fucking work lol

This piece appears to have gotten me permanently suspended from Twitter. I'll file an appeal, but in all likelihood I'm going to be hanging out here more lmao

NEW LONG-FORM PIECE: Upset about your country demanding your Photo ID to access the open web? Here’s a quick and easy guide on how to tunnel your internet traffic through another country. www.jakelandau.ca/p/how-to-tun...

sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the rats who work in the kitchen in Muppets Take Manhattan

NEW COLUMN: In Toronto’s High Park, a small group of Canadian Jews met yesterday for the city’s first Jewish Diaspora Fest, joined by a shared refusal to “walk with Israel”. www.jakelandau.ca/p/meet-the-g...

NEW COLUMN: Carney once again surrenders authority over Canadian law to Trump’s Yankee Empire, and our elbows have never been floppier. www.jakelandau.ca/p/carney-sur...

NEW PODCAST: Matt Kercher returns to the show to discuss the new leader of the B.C. Conservative Party, as well as personal news from his own life that I can only describe as astounding. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-55...

NEW COLUMN: In Alberta, the secessionists seek to use the thin veneer of “independence” to create a colonial resource extraction vehicle for the United States. In this, the Yankees will carve a new Katanga out of Canada. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-yankee...

NEW COLUMN: The Ontario Liberal Kangaroo Court has handed out their ruling, and Nate Erskine-Smith’s appeal is summarily dismissed. Walk through the full reasoning of their 17-page decision with me, as we examine their suspect logic. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-ontari...

NEW COLUMN: @saveosc.bsky.social held a community event with Councillor @joshmatlow.bsky.social to plan new uses for the Science Centre campus in the Don Valley. I’m optimistic about what the future holds. www.jakelandau.ca/p/josh-matlo...

NEW PODCAST: This week, President of the Oxford Provincial Liberal Association @votejkent.bsky.social joins the program to discuss the drama inside the Ontario Liberal Party! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-54...

NEW COLUMN: Do you wish the Canadian census was longer and more often? Boy, do I have a proposal for you! www.jakelandau.ca/p/canadas-lo...

NEW COLUMN: Ahsanul Hafiz has defeated Nate Erskine-Smith to become the Ontario Liberal candidate for Scarborough Southwest, but the fallout from his victory will be extremely messy. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-fallou...

NEW COLUMN: Nate Erskine-Smith makes some Liberal insiders afraid. That’s why they’re running a shadow campaign to stop his leadership before it gets off the ground. www.jakelandau.ca/p/scoop-onta...

NEW PODCAST: Jeremy Appel from @readtheorchard.org returns to the program to discuss his recent scoop, revealing that millions of Albertans have had their personal information leaked by a separatist group. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-53...

NEW COLUMN: Israel targets Canadians once again…but don’t expect the Carney Liberals to care one bit. www.jakelandau.ca/p/israel-jus...

NEW COLUMN: Mark Carney’s Spring Economic Update has a lot for the investor class, but very little for the average Canadian struggling to get by. www.jakelandau.ca/p/carneys-sp...

NEW PODCAST: Freelance writer @rdassaly.bsky.social joins the program to discuss his recent piece for The Grind, covering Toronto Police surveillance of Palestinian cultural events in the city. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-52...

NEW COLUMN: Canada has mostly purged gerrymandering from our politics, but Danielle Smith is about to bring it back in a terrible way. www.jakelandau.ca/p/danielle-s...

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil. It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

NEW COLUMN: Doug Ford’s Gravy Plane is having a turbulent flight. Yet mainstream journalists have missed an important detail: The Government of Ontario has never actually owned the plane! www.jakelandau.ca/p/doug-ford-...

So I'm playing Tomodachi Life

NEW COLUMN: I asked Minister Lena Diab why Canada is blocking Palestine from attending the FIFA Congress in Vancouver. Her office refuses to explain themselves. www.jakelandau.ca/p/canada-blo...

I got a 12-hour ban on twitter because I taught people how to unlock the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine. They said it was "illegal" content but I literally just used the public guide on their sales website. Fun Fact: the password is literally "coke" lmfao

I don't think it's ethical to build a majority government through floor crossings and I think democracy works better when we have minority governments with opposition MPs working together to best reflect the interests of Canadians who voted them in and scrutinizing legislation

NEW COLUMN: Through tricks and skulduggery, Mark Carney has obtained his majority. We must now strap in and buckle up for the damage that his right-wing austerity will do to our nation. www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...

NEW PODCAST: @noahgairn.bsky.social, defence analyst for the True North Strategic Review, returns to the show to discuss how military planning is shifting in the wake of the Iran War! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-51...

NEW COLUMN: Marilyn Gladu is a morally odious person, but Mark Carney has no moral limits when it comes to his reckless pursuit of power. www.jakelandau.ca/p/mark-carne...

NEW COLUMN: Ontario Liberals need to stop the personal attacks against each other if they want to survive. www.jakelandau.ca/p/ontario-li...

NEW PODCAST: It’s the 50th Episode, and Matt Kercher is back to celebrate! Tune in and listen to us discuss the BCNDP’s disgraceful push to claw back indigenous rights on the Pacific Coast! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-50...

NEW COLUMN: Liberals are so scared of kids using phones, they’re thinking about making adults show our photo ID to post online. I have a better idea: What if parents took responsibility for their own children? www.jakelandau.ca/p/instead-of...

NEW PODCAST: @normsworld.bsky.social is back, to discuss the NDP leadership results, and Ford’s plan to pave Lake Ontario for Toronto Island jets! Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-49...

FILM REVIEW: Project Hail Mary is full of visual splendour, and it deserves to be seen on the biggest screen in the theatre. www.jakelandau.ca/p/film-revie...

NEW COLUMN: What is Quito Maggi cooking up in the Ontario Liberal Cold War? www.jakelandau.ca/p/what-is-qu...

NEW PODCAST: It’s Getting Pretty Late is back with a new format! Tonight Jeremy Appel from @readtheorchard.org is here to discuss his recent reporting on immigration pathways in Canada for veterans of foreign militaries. Tune in! www.jakelandau.ca/p/episode-48...

NEW COLUMN: Prison libraries aren’t just essential to inmate rehabilitation, they’re also a requirement of international law. Why is Carney trying to fire all the librarians who help inmates prepare for life outside? www.jakelandau.ca/p/why-doesnt...

NEW COLUMN: Political commentators keep saying they miss Tom Mulcair’s NDP, but I would hold Ed Broadbent in much higher esteem. www.jakelandau.ca/p/the-next-n...

very small, light frozen pieces of water appear to be falling from the sky

Max asked me to reshare my criticism of his piece from Twitter: I vehemently disagree with this perspective. Albertan NDPers resentful of the Leap Manifesto had their chance for gradual transition, and here we are, climate change worse than ever. Avi Lewis understands this is an urgent crisis.

NEW COLUMN: NDP MP Jenny Kwan tried to get Canada to stop selling Israel weapons, but the Liberals, Conservatives and Bloc have all conspired against her. www.jakelandau.ca/p/liberal-to...