Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs

Jacie Cags!

This guy rules

2026 Angels playing defense like the 2015 Mets

Its nice when you receive a "Happy Birthday Day" text from your dad... especially when its not your birthday

Hey @bencollins.bsky.social I wasnt prepared for the amount of skepticism I was gonna have to have about compliments of my shirt

Spot on Google... spot on

Who really gives a shit about a reporter banging an NFL coach? How does this meaningfully impact the world in any way?

Royals... worst record in baseball. A tradition like no other.

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I just realized that I have too many family members that have either killed someone or attempted to kill someone. Granted 1 would be too many, but I have way more than that.

I wonder how much money I would have to donate to charity and how much BBQ I would have to make to get @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social to GM a game for me.

This team sucks so fucking much

This is the most dominant pitching performance by a pitcher throwing like ass that I've ever seen.

When someone tells me the brisket I made was good

Jesus Christ, I hate the fucking Yankees.

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses

My three year old just crawled up on the couch, sat on my arm, ripped a fart, and absolutely started cackling with laughter.

Overheard at the Popeyes drive thru "Im on three probations actually"

Why is Jesus jerking Trump off?

I dont know why you throw Vinnie anything other than strikes and Sal anything other than pitches 18" off the plate.

Eric Byrnes... if Kid Rock sounded like the Rex-Kwon-Do guy

Nothing can prepare you for your dad starting to do improv in his late 60's.

My three year old says aw dammit every time he drops something which is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

There has never been a small sample size that Ryan Lefebvre hasn't gushed about.

The proprietors of this mall clearly aren't familiar with Mitch Hedberg

Was not prepared for this

Is Eric Byrnes doing commercials for herpes?

Eric Byrnes trying his best to look like Kid Rock is definitely a choice.

No team is thoroughly dominated by mediocre left handed pitchers like the Royals.

Best Star Trek crew; wrong answers only

Lefebvre in mid season form, Royals score a run to bring the score even at one and Lefebvre's call is the Royals go up one nothing.

Jensen with an Olivo!

I never signed a release

Depluralize a movie. Angry Man

I doubt I'll ever win a parenting award since I just caught my 3 year old using a glue stick as chapstick.

The difference between Trump and Hitler, is Trump doesnt have the balls to kill himself.

God Bless America is an absolute dumpster abortion of a song. Just a horrendous song in every conceivable way

My 3 year old is walking around with an individually wrapped corn dog calling it an orange popsicle, then lost his mind when I put it back in the freezer.

I’m at ICE HQ

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.

Daylight savings with kids be like

Name your fav film from the year you were born

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?