“Political violence… is neither. Or it’s both??”, I say. Flash bulbs dizzy me and reporters clamor for a follow-up. But I am already breaking a sweat, pushing as hard as I can, on the clearly-marked Pull door, for the exit.

The new @modernlifeiswar-ia.bsky.social album is unbelievable. Congratulations, gang. Wowsers.

<Me, a week or so ago, voice> Well, no more ways this game, the way it’s been developed, its release, etc will surprise me, now. Nothing they could really do, to make this an even cooler effort, seemingly purely for the love of games. In fact, I’d bet you the $70 it’s gonna cos— Wait what’s up?

Probably Death Stranding 2, huh? But that’s pretty wild company.

What is the most recent, closest example of pulling off what Team Cherry is about to pull off? Taking all the time you need for your creative project, ignoring the community of “supporters”, who have made a meme of your process… And then just showing up, delivering, and dunking on all of them.

👇 👇 👇

So you’re telling me that booking dot com made an ad featuring influencers singing, “Take me out to the ballgame”, with lyrics about booking vacations… And they got The Rizzler… And the climax of the song is, “So it’s, Res-ort! Suite! Va-ca-tion home!”… And The Rizzler’s line is… “Suite”?

110% tax on all income over $200k

DPRK’s stance on Israel. How’s your government doing?

[democrat does one curl for an instagram pic] that oughta do it.

New (old) music Friday. We put a couple of the old EPs back up on whatever website you usually just use for Hollywood Handbook and K-pop. Or is that a me thing? Long-winded, sentimental post about the demo, incoming. But for now, play these loud if you play em. MattK forever.

Lives up to the hype. This game is amazing. Kojima doesn’t miss.

Ni hao, happy Sunday, comrades. Beat the heat with this doc, that at least I found super interesting. China’s efforts to alleviate poverty in rural areas. State TV production, I think, so you don’t have to reply and tell me that. ✌️ m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVGD...

When the fireworks are finally done (enough) that you come out from under the bed, after 2 hours, and your roommate wraps a whole leaf of fresh catnip around your fish toy.

Lives up to the hype. This game is amazing. Kojima doesn’t miss.

Can you say, “death to America”, on this website? Or is this one of the ones that doesn’t do that??

The pizza on Daria always looked insanely good.

Hideo Kojima is the greatest living artist. He is the best of us. He understands “us”, in any given moment, in a way that the rest of us always *almost* do, a few years later. (And I’m still playing the first one.)

🔜

Sigh.

these people think you're stupid and hold you in absolute fucking contempt

The longtime buddies at @scenepointblank.com blessed Seth with an email interview and in-turn he rambled for several paragraphs, about k-pop and also a little bit about our last EP. Nothing else in the news, today. Might as well give it a read! www.scenepointblank.com/features/int...

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Xie xie! Lmao.

they should make a way out other than through

About to go outta date. Any takers? $600? $700??

Take THAT, Ted Cruz. Tucker was right!!1

Something should happen. Probably dozens of somethings, in several countries. And probably before that same thing happens to the rest of us.

Florida hockey, unfortunately, still doesn’t count. 😮‍💨

To paraphrase: America isn’t descending into fascism. It’s being dragged there. And those doing the dragging are indeed real people (aww, with families…? 😩). And those real people have names, and addresses. Salute to the neighborhoods standing with their neighbors.

On the other website, a few months back, I said that I was sad to be too stupid/old to learn Mandarin. Turning 40 this week and have been happily proving myself wrong, for a couple months now. 我会说…一点中文 ?! Better than none! 😊

so it turns out teens hitting the juul were doing 1000x gravity training

Jordan Peterson (zip-tied to a table and covered in honey) vs 20 fire ants. Sean Evans from Hot Ones is there, asking questions. And when JP starts to answer, through the pain of a dozen simultaneous bites, Sean says, “shut up idiot, I was talking to the bugs”.

Hockey is still obviously the best/only sport but 134 points is preeeetty cool to see. m.youtube.com/watch?v=r-uS...

Family car trip around the Great Lakes in 1991, when I was 6. Rained all week and the car topper, clipped to my window of our Chevy Corsica, made sure I knew it. Awful. Wet. We rented Addams Family Values in a Super 8. My sister and I had to be separated, hours after, cause we were still giggling.

It took me til today to listen, because I wanted/had to order a copy from the local shop… but this new Propagandhi LP is a(nother) masterpiece.

I thought someone was playing bagpipes but it’s just the sound of 200 wheezing lungs. Amazing grace, indeed.

Go Wild. Can’t be playing hockey in the desert, gang.

You can’t just tackle a guy, in the NHL. (What are we doing, here?) But you also absolutely can’t play hockey in the desert. (WHAT are they doing THERE??)

It’s so funny that people from Vegas stayed up til almost 8:30pm, for this. Go Wild.

When my photos app sends me a “Paris, throughout the years” update, I am encouraged to tell everybody to start a band. 🫡

Triggered drums should be treated like AI. Knock it off, supposedly heavy bands.

Correct

Yellowjackets and Fall Guys are already essentially the same premise. They should let you eat the other guys, in FG though. And commune with woodland spirits and whatever. That’d be fire.

Joe Biden is dead, right? Lmao. Not in a crass way necessarily but like…?