Christopher Plummer was a snack

Slipyes

[gus Johnson hoarse voice] GIVE HIM THE HEISMAN NOW

LMAO

Fascinating. Big, if true. 🧐🤔

The term “law enforcement” should not be used by media, except perhaps in quotations. It has sadly become an Orwellian term that is used to magically sanctify violence. Language matters. Be specific. Describe individuals with names and ranks. Say exactly what they did. Don’t repeat fascist hocum.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

@jaredbeasley.bsky.social hey Jared longtime reader first time messager. Not sure if you’re interested or not but I have an idea that I think you are a good fit for as the best long form ultra runner author. Shoot me a DM if this sounds intriguing at all, I loved your book on Al Bowie

Indiana has this ability to randomly go go gadget sports center top 10 plays at will

DISGUSTING

I want these fuckers prosecuted. I will not vote for a candidate who shies away from this.

Why the botty pregnant

@homefield.bsky.social Connor after this season is over can we please get an appearance on one of your beloved sponsored podcasts? Fullcast or SZD

curt cignetti after kicking the shit out of oregon

“You run me off at Cinci and you ship me to Lubbock, Texas,” sorsby said, according to 247Sports. “I’m going to tell you what, that’s like going to Siberia. Somebody asked me, ‘What’s Lubbock look like?’ It looked like Iraq.”

McDonough has been talking about how good these kickers are all night….. tonight the cows come home to roost

Gay Hooters died for this

Yo that’s a catch

Pearl Jamiroquai

Man if they had one more timeout to stop the clock to get a second goal line play they Probly woulda got it

That’s Iowa on Iowa crime

We don’t talk enough about how weird it is that the name Aaron starts with 2 A’s

Brought endless shame to my God fearing, mountain cow brethren

I'd have accepted that penalty if I were Cristobal. A&M has less than zero chance of converting a third-and-24 with this QB. You want the field position

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

REPORTER: Who's your new coach? Wade Manuel: We’re bringing up an OC from the Turkish league, Jimsek Harbakci. Harbaugh: [in black beard, caftan] Merhaba.

MASTER OF PUPPETS MY NAME IS CURT CIIIIIG

RAAAIDERS

god forbid a white boy get a little moss-ion

DEBOER LATE GAME SITUATION WOOOOOOOOOO

LIFE IS SHORT STEAL A PYLON LOL

Maybe he’ll just always be on the woutside looking in

Jeanty in pass pro

One thing about them fucking up that false start on the tush push…. If they ban the tush push, what are they going to do on QB sneaks? Because on basically every hurts push I see, the o line is the reason they get the first down, not the backend push action. He gets the yards before the push action

Sorry, meant to have him pointing at the balls

Is that spider 2 y banana

Cig: alright it’s cover 0, season on the line, we need you Fernando! Mendoza:

Jordan Maiva with some interesting means of grounding da ball

Lisan al gaib

It’s early but we are once again on #DadWaterHomeDogWarning

Pope Leo shut down Old Crow with me and we shared an Uber back to Bucktown together

clay aiken.... i knew it!!

Surely even fickell can’t fuck this up

More invested in When Will Wisconsin Score Their First Touchdown Since The First Quarter Of Their October 4 Game than in any other sports storyline

@hollyanderson.bsky.social just occurred to me that I’d love to hear from Mississippi state fans tonight, what number should they call

Fuxkkkkkkk noooooo

@alexkirshner.com every week I look up at some random game I haven’t previously seen a snap of, and inevitably enough it is the dad water home dog of the week is increasing their python’s grip on their opponent. How do you do it.

What in the fuck is going on in Ames