Surely even fickell can’t fuck this up

More invested in When Will Wisconsin Score Their First Touchdown Since The First Quarter Of Their October 4 Game than in any other sports storyline

@hollyanderson.bsky.social just occurred to me that I’d love to hear from Mississippi state fans tonight, what number should they call

Fuxkkkkkkk noooooo

@alexkirshner.com every week I look up at some random game I haven’t previously seen a snap of, and inevitably enough it is the dad water home dog of the week is increasing their python’s grip on their opponent. How do you do it.

What in the fuck is going on in Ames

@fastwomen.bsky.social IAU 24 hour worlds results, Sarah Webster new women’s WR and 5th overall disq.us/url?url=http...

Mateer pooched it inside the 1 yard line

playing pokemon z-a and watching 10:30 pm unc

Carson beck : interceptions :: Dylan raiola big sacks

Went against Justin fields in fantasy and still lost

Matt Millen as GM and Dan Mullen has HC?!?!?! Who says no

BELT 2 ASS

Have to make a decision between going to bed at a human hour or staying up and watching USU play Hawaii and Jeff sims throw 4 picks ….

WILLDEE? HE WILL!!!

Beau pribulla legacy drive incoming

yeah this is a Kalen Deboer team now

David foster Wallace would have ripped clouds if he didn’t kill himself before vapes got invented

Charge of the heavy brigade

Monday morning

@isthisbloodweek.bsky.social looking into it.

Dickbutt fell off tho

Ayuso and Simmons on the same team

Gogo gadget PI into FG range

Fellas is it gay to grieve the loss of your homie

When the safety rotates down, just rip the seam

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Me when I have to lop NBC off the quad box cause they won’t gimme bert

Does Thornton suck ass? Mahomes is giving him a target like every set of downs and he seems to not catch a damn thing

Is he fuckin dead

Got damn

Also he just threw a football directly into the referee’s penis

Photoshoot fresh, lookin like wealth, I’m bout to call Kash Patel on myself

Deseret News reporting Kirk has died, citing Utah House Speaker Mike Schultz

When you scootch to the other side of the bed without messing the covers up

I love a Matt Campbell temper tantrum

When they ask me who will be playing the second half

Dak Prescott kinda looks like Dan Bongino

Angliru tomorrow

This ayuso shit continues to stay funny as hell to me every day further that he crushes in the break. He has just a near-kanye level lack of self awareness about how he comes off to his team and the me

Is this bad this seems bad

Devon Dampier leads the early running to be my favorite college football player of the year

ITS MORVEN TIME

Tomorrow’s Vuelta directly into UTMB is going to be better than dirty sex

Mark Gronowski could be the best Iowa QB since Brad Banks www.splitzoneduo.com/p/big-ten-pr...

get fucked clanker

@flotracktv.bsky.social @flotrack.bsky.social hey just dropping in to say fuck you and I hope you have to file chapter 11