The thing about golf is that lawns are pretty dumb

Hey, I started a site/newsletter to continue the work of my recently-cancelled column. I features a monthly (free) rundown of good experimental releases, plus a bonus (paid-sub) post on a single release from the month. Check out goodexperimentalmusic.com and thanks to everyone who encouraged this!

Tub of peeled grapefruit, very powerful object

They gotta get taller ppl to interview Wembemyama

Facts are is I just don’t trust anyone named Aiden #promtweet

Booing the broom

Hack a Mitch…. Disgraceful

No appendix no problem

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I made something real weird again

Dam Tofy Mart sighting on Real Housewives of RI

Sexplosion… great song

fan footage of Dillon Brooks talking insane trash to KD, immediately getting his ankles broken

At the end of day, when the posts are good I like to stroll down the lane ring a ding all the bells that I see

Must be crazy to be Dominos, just fucking doing weird shit to pizza forever

Wow just found out that the '78 film Faces of Death wasn't actually read and has a bunch of fake footage in it! What else from my childhood isn't real? Santa Claus? The Easter Bunny ?!?!

Been thinking a lot about how Kirby whose games are aimed at the youngest players, and has the power to absorb new ways of being, is considered a being of almost infinite power in Nintendo canon

It's not important how I discovered this, but the first Wikipedia entry for "sexual intercourse" was written a few hours after the World Trade towers collapsed. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

Problem with Bluesky is there’s nowhere to spend all these bells I’ve been accumulating

RI could really use a good haunted carwash

I get extremely hyped whenever I get to this page

It really is tho...

Rode the bug carousel 😎

Nice we could always use a little bit of snow

Really struggling to decide if ten, the age one can become a Pokemon trainer, is too young or too old to become a Pokemon trainer

The six year old, who has just become familiar with the concept of linear time, has been doing alot of reminiscing about the things he used to do when he was five

Oh good, I was just thinking we could use a little snow

Getting ready to tell the teen that shoveling snow in a blizzard "builds character" 😈

Y'know I was just thinking we could use a little snow

I like looksmaxing because it feels like something Frank Miller would’ve come up with, if I’m going to live in a dystopia might as well get that kinda flavor in there

Been going through a treasure trove of unreleased late era Beach Boys recordings and have found that the most efficient sorting system is to separate the tracks into two piles, 'Shortening Bread' OR 'Not Shortening Bread'

Man I love this record, a real labor of the dense and strange

the last thing you see before you die when you're a USA curling stone in scoring position

Yuuussss

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A good name for a place you buy burgers, would be Burger Store

Went outside just to witness several ‘friends of the pod’ sliding up and down the street, disgusting!

Getting a strange feeling that Sliver Soundtrack core is having s huge moment somewhere in the world rn

Man RIP Sly Dunbar, my favorite track from one of my favorite dub records www.youtube.com/watch?v=X08b...

Man, an invisible baby covers the himbo thats trying to take care of it in invisible baby shit… really good stuff

Interesting that a common thread among current successful in a mainstream way horror movies/tv shows is that a large group of elementary school children are in danger / missing

youtu.be/vyEv0cBZomE?... Its well known that Babe is an is excellent movie, but I wasn’t aware if what a banger it goes out on

New ongoing comic to begin release THIS THURSDAY dec 25th aka xmas "youths raised in an isolated cult-like community are exposed to the outside world when two strangers arrive and cause an incident" Free to read on substack or kofi linktr.ee/spiderbabby

Occured to me today that the Columbine which was the first mass/media shooting happened when I was in high school, and now my sons kindergarten is getting buzzed by helicopters and canvassed by the FBI for the most recent one. A whole generation of thoughts and prayers

In an update at 4:51 p.m., the university erroneously said one suspect was reported to be in custody. However, a later update at 5:22 p.m. confirmed that “police do not have a suspect in custody and continue to search for suspect(s).

Love the part in Head Like a Hole where the owl in the studio just cant control itself anymore and starts hooting like crazy

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

The thing about JoJos Bizarre adventure is sometimes they’re like fighting a super powered baby, and you’re like ok whatever these himbos can def handle this, boring! And they do but also they make it eat its own shit and you’re reminded that this is the greatest tv show of all time

Kids love to collect a wide array of unique objects