This one's on the kicker

Talk about falling in a bucket of shit and coming out smelling like a rose...

The Mets couldn't have done much worse than this.

It says breakfast right on the label!

The north end zone screen is broken. I blame Josh Berka.

Mercy whistle

He caught his own doink!

Good morning!

DOINK X2

DOINK

uhhhhh

$4 easy eddy is making this better

1st down

Sneak it!

Late hit there

Oh ffs

Raise your hand if you knew east Texas a&m existed before that highlight.

This game is going to drive me to drink. Hopefully @jenkurka.bsky.social can drive me home.

Tough when it hits you in the chest

What the fuck

PI much?

I've come to not enjoy Gus. Not everything is the greatest thing that's ever happened.

Oh fuck

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Cramps in both legs. That fucking sucks

A full auto t shirt Cannon!

Oh ffs... here we go again

It says breakfast right on the label!

@wclarson4.bsky.social thoughts?

Cards catcher's going to need a minute

Rockfish tacos are 🔥🔥🔥

Cardinals jerseys say the lou, which is a toilet.

I’ve trained for this

News: “Malcolm-Jamal Warner, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Ozzy Osbourne, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Noooo!” News: “Hulk Hogan, who you’ve admired as a kid, has died” Me: “Ah. Oh well. What are you gonna do”

Ozzy was someone who we thought embodied evil and turned out to be a pretty good man. Hogan was someone who thought embodied good and turned out to be a pretty vile man. Talk about opposite sides of the 1980s' coin...

Good god, another celebrity death? Now Chuck Mangione?

My socials are full of clips of musicians giving tribute to Ozzy at concerts last night and, frankly, I ain't getting shit done at work today.

What the hell are these AI recommendations?

Yes. I'm in bed at 9:00. I'm a grown man. I'll do what I want.

Our boat captain's name is Wu. It doesn't appear that he has pigs nor has he called anyone a cocksucker. @marcmorehouse.bsky.social knows.

An open bottle of buffalo trace... I then

So much pegging talk.... good thing we're playing cribbage.

Just ate my weight in fresh dungeness crab

Now the refs will take a half hour for a nothing call