Change your damn HVAV filters. This is a MERV8, and not even six months old. Glad I'm not breathing this in

I hate this country

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat https://theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-new-10-part-mr-biscuits-documentary-after-adopting-cat/

after five hours of sensory overload i stumbled into the booth for Persona AI, which brags that they have an on-PC AI image generator that functions without using the internet it prompted me to ask it to generate an image. having never used one of these things, i panicked.

Valentine's day, my middle school had candygrams you could send to other students. Seven times a day, for about two weeks someone would swing in to hands then out. They'd publicly announce the name, and hand the candy off. I never got one. It was an hourly reminder I didn't need. Thanks, adults.

Wahooo! Now is the time for me and my weird cat art to shine 🙀 www.leoboyd.com/read-all-abo...

Good news: you can beat the unholy fuck out of it Bad news: it costs $6000, $12000 for the version with an Nvidia graphics card

AuraFlex has one of the cooler products at CES 2026. It's what they call a photonic muscle. Basically these soft bundles have an LED in them that makes the material contract in a way that functions like a muscle. You can use them to replace larger mechanical motors

Fancy shit just better not fuck up my commute. Modern society says beautiful snow is an inconvenience and shouldn't be pretty

I don't know exactly what it means but I need to be booby trapped plz

After the execution by ICE this morning I was not having a good time. And now this. How much more shit I put up? I have no idea. But I'm already a few fries short of a Happy Meal

Vaccines save lives. That’s it. That’s the post.

This is my CES 2026 thread of AI slop. First off: astrologers, prepare to be out of a job! This bold new company is bringing AI to the world of Horoscopes and for some reason merging that with a visibly unwell Furby. Bonus: borderline illegal claims that it can "cure" certain behaviors.

Wait I manifested this

Deploying emergency kitten videos Sound on

surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational

First CES panel. Intuit CMO Thomas Ranese is proud of his company's integration with OpenAI, which involves giving AI read/write access to tax data. Since prompt injection attacks are unavoidable, I asked him who will be liable when customer data is exposed: Intuit, OpenAI, etc? He had no idea.

Whelp. Glad we got the Marriott room for FC

Thanks to your donation dollars we can do important data recovery work, like uncovering the print art used for Generations Lost on the Sega Genesis, revealing two abs that were thought to be lost due to cropping

Of course they had no idea. They aren't thinking about anything other than how to squeeze money out of this bubble

Today would be the 37th birthday of the closest thing I've had to a best friend. It tears my heart out that we were so alike and get the world wouldn't cut her any slack. I went on to get my BS, she had to drop out. Her trauma was deep. But she never gave up. Not once. RIP Ashley :/

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GOOD NEWS! A group of patients with an otherwise incurable form of T‑cell leukemia have seen their cancer driven into REMISSION by an innovative immune therapy known as BE-CAR7. 82% of patients reached deep remission and 64% of patients have now been disease-free and OFF therapy for THREE years.

I'm just seriously doom scrolling and waiting for 5:30pm when I can take my sleeping meds. This is pathetic

Maduro got like 1% of the fake perp walk security that Luigi Mangione did.

Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.

wokeness is when no-one wants to buy my pulp cowboy erotica novels

We were a country :(

Group of well dressed people admiring a cat. Photo from my collection, sadly no date/info. Would love to know the story here!

Orange cat

Someone watch Perfect Blue with me. Never have, not fully sure what it's about and that's ideal here

One of those days has become one of those weekends. But I showered last night so I can't be THAT depressed?

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

CBS News Exclusive | How did the Department of War enter Venezuela from the Gulf of America? Our team is standing by at the Trump Kennedy Center for updates.

Pawbing cat

Happy new year and enjoy my movie review 🍄🎅https://dogpatch.press/2026/01/02/zootopia-2-excellent-sequel/

Still can't sleep. Wanna breakdown and cry pretty badly because I'm so tired tired drained but I'm so tired and drained I can't really get emotionally worked up enough. Nice.

Gag

Oof yeah that's depression kicking up not being sick. Well, I was wicked sick all of yesterday. But not today? Or the day before? Definitely depression. And I think the slide just started today. Wheeeeee....

Anyone Else Here xkcd.com/3188/

Fuck AI

This ICE post is a reference to a Rhodesian Army recruiting poster ("Be A Man Among Men") that's very popular with white supremacists.

okay so speaking of this case, we got the jury notes and i would not say they instill a *ton* of confidence in the system storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Booo this feels the same as last year. Nothing changed. I want a refund :/

Did everyone in 2025 have like the worst fucking year of their life or something

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