I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people

The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read? The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host

flaming moe's

On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple! On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3

50% off your first purchase with a discount code? How can that be profitable for Helix Sleep?

If I had a cat I would dance around my apartment with him singing the song Excitable Boy by Warren Zevon to him

I have no reach so there’s no real point in this but I put up my old novellas in a Halloween sale on here and they’re both good and incredibly cheap please buy them #itchio #halloweensale itch.io/s/165796/nov...

I want more followers on here but I do not like most of you

Less than 2 months left of unemployment and I have no hope of getting a job and all I can do is write and I’m an alcoholic

My life is in chaos I’m asleep during almost every operative hour of my life but I have been writing a lot and drinking beer a lot also so things are moving well for me by that rubric

[Halloween Warren Zevon] I met a girl at the Monster Mash She asked me if I’d spook her She took me back to her haunted house I don’t wanna talk about it!

Me: Tired of this individualist culture where we think refusing to help others will give us more space to handle ourselves. We all need each other to figure out how we’ll make it through this Woman on a dating app who I don’t really like: what do you do for fun 😉 Me: Groceries

Friend: yeah they’re saying it’s gonna be inclement weather patterns all week long Guy who has been listening to Warren Zevon’s self titled album all week: Who said it, the mystics or the statistics?

It’s the years of bread because I’m about getting that money! Can you please send me 25 dollars for binge drinking?

Nurse Jackie showed up on my YouTube shorts now that was a show, some exec off his four martini lunch, “What if a middle aged woman did pills at her job?” You’re describing every woman I’ve been fired by in my life

[Goggins character in a McBride show] I’ll have you know muthafucker I spent 6 months living with the bonobos and they thought I was ice cold, even the lady ones kept trying to grab my dick [Danny McBride Character] I bet you my damn left nut them monkeys was all dudes!

Whenever they describe someone as a leech in an old book expecting you to side against the character but that’s everything I’m about, my entire life has been about figuring out elaborate ways to give as little as possible and take more than I’ve earned, nothing wrong with that

Communism is good and I want it

Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in

Anyways if you wanna read it like this and I’ll send you the absolute mess first draft it’s in

Way too late for anyone to be around but I finally finished my novel and it feels insane but I feel so good about it even though it’s a mess editing wise

Can’t believe I’ve written 315 pages of absolute bullshit in three months there really is something wrong with my brain

Sorry I haven’t been on here I’ve been miring in unemployed misery but I’m getting very close to being done with my novel so one good thing going

I’m running on 3 hours of sleep, I’m clearly experiencing a life event induced manic episode and I see the ending of my novel now perfectly. I’m never going to die

Float on playing in the bar, you mind if a white boy speaks a little Cascadian?

Hey I lost my job today and I’m gonna be fucked for a bit if you’re able to I’d appreciate any purchases of my book from earlier this year thanks tasnyx.itch.io/lowlanders-v... #booksky #fantasybooksky

Honestly kind of forgot how to post because i save all my energy for writing now, so all I have in my head is like “pb&j is lowkey goated” and “i really need to put my head under a car’s front tire asap”

Good evening fellow broke asses..

Forgot to post about it on here also but a bit back I released a volume of the web serial I’ve been writing on and off if you’d like to read something of mine while I’m working on my novel forever. Money’s tough rn so I’d appreciate it tasnyx.itch.io/lowlanders-v... #booksky #writing #dryjacker

found this unusually melancholy big dogs shirt on ebay

Anyways to update people on here what is been up to I’ve written like 200 pages of my cyberpunk novel and I’m in an identical hell everyday forever, hope you’ve been well

I love barely having enough money to make it every week, and I love that it’ll be like this forever

I do kind of find it novel that this place is one of the last places on the internet where I will not have to hear about my posts getting screenshotted because I have no clout here, its refreshing

I think I should get into gas station percs and irreparably destroy my life to become a better artist

Lesbians have in the past often found themselves allured by my presence despite the lack of attraction perhaps due to my karmic character and ability to whip up a red sauce pasta dish from scratch with ease in under 90 minutes

You make an interesting point but have you considered getting a lemon pepper rotisserie chicken and a couple sides before you continue further along this junction, the coarse tongued playboy you are?

I know we've had our problems lately, babe, but I need you to know I'm in this for the long pork. Haul. I'm in this for the long haul. Here, let me top up your sweet oats

In case you wanted any progressing updates on my life I’m currently in the middle of a manic episode and everything is bad in my life and there’s no escape, so pretty much business as usual

Everyone who’s been In the seltzer game for long enough knows La croix is bottom shelf but limoncello la croix? Mr. Croix, you truly outdid yourself

[Erowid report] Ate half a lemon pepper rotisserie chicken, is it supposed to kick in this fast?

Realized I never posted about it on here but in case anyone is only paying attention to on here I write a dark fantasy web serial called Lowlanders that I release bimonthly or sooner if I feel like it check it out if you wanna open.substack.com/pub/tasnyx/p... #booksky #writing #fiction

[sees a post that pisses me off] okay buddy remember your cbt shit count to 10, acknowledge that everyone is going through their own journey and move with empathy [sees another one] alright affirmation time, you are magnanimous and kind [sees one more] I’m coming after you with a captive bolt gun

[sees a post that pisses me off] okay buddy remember your cbt shit count to 10, acknowledge that everyone is going through their own journey and move with empathy [sees another one] alright affirmation time, you are magnanimous and kind [sees one more] I’m coming after you with a captive bolt gun

Its all gonna be fine I’ve decided that I’m going to die a male bag lady so once I make peace with that everything will be okay

Thinking about this moment from monster a lot lately

Chairman Jinping will you please direct a FIM-92 Stinger Missile at the jet of despotic ruler of my oppressed people

I’m tired of being sick and poor and in pain all the time, Mr. Books will you publish me and give me 10,000 dollars

average bsky interaction irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip

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