When I was a young boy I liked the triceratops the most because of his large frame and strength of character

[sees a woman on the bus wearing socks with sandals] a considered move, my good lady, you must always consider the sebaceous freaks. Alas there is no need to worry about me, despite my unseemly appearance I am without sexual characteristics. Press up on the dpad to learn more

Can I hold 75 dollars, twin

In class: my favorite part of the short story was the themes which were very resonant to me! At the cafe after class: if you don’t have an onion bagel you may as well shoot me in the fucking head

Classic writing blunder on the Pitt: Dr. Robby is handsome and brave but reminds me of my father who is mealymouthed and craven, they really should’ve thought about that before making the show

Melville spending three years whaling as a job and deciding to make his entire life about it makes me feel better about how I worked at regal for a year and speak on authority about their practices given the opportunity

When I was a young boy I liked the triceratops the most because of his large frame and strength of character

At that point in Spanish 102 where sometimes I see someone write a paragraph in Portuguese and accidentally assume it to be a secret form of Spanish I haven’t learned yet

As a writer who has lost years trying to make it work and who in all likelihood never will I do find it sort of sweet when someone tries to short form content into being respected as an artist because if you spend enough time posting you learn it will never give you anything

Decided to submit my best short story in a while to a place that pays for the first time in years and of course they denied me almost as immediately as possible, they want you to be a broke loser with no opportunities and also for you to kill yourself

Steven Seagal in The Last Samurai: [saunters through the room in a kimono fatly] Now don’t make that face little mama-san, everything’s gonna be awright. Now you gotta let me get my mufucking tanto up in that piece!

I played a game that pissed me off so much I made a backloggd, check out my first review of a game that nearly tore my soul asunder backloggd.com/u/Tasnyx/rev...

Straight up eat shit til you choke brother!

I’m getting a’s in my lit analysis class for writing paragraphs like “in this essay, Barthes is discussing the form of the novel and its meaning. For example, he suggests that the novel is like many letters in a row sent to someone who is now dead. This is why it is very important.”

[dming a woman drunk] actually im in my blue period right now lowkey! [excerpt from my short story] he was oriented about himself, looking at himself from within and seeing the mirror and the way the light appeared it to him. His dick was weird looking and small

Bald boy alert

instantly domesticating a beautiful wild stallion by feeding it one of the long cheeseburgers from burger king

I’m buzzing my hair soon and I think a really funny move would be to start doing the dfw bandana thing with no hair

Hello I wrote a short story about terrorism and time and other stuff too like this if you’d like to read it..

Hello I wrote a short story about terrorism and time and other stuff too like this if you’d like to read it..

He’s on the move..

No one has to like what I like but the all-consuming desire to have stories about “good people” reflects to me a lack of interiority. You’re telling me in your life you have never hurt anyone? It’s hard to believe anyone has never acted maliciously ever. It’s our defining trait!

important

I s'pose you are goin' a-whalin', so you'd better get used to that sort of thing.

[Trump confusing his childhood with a Nancy cartoon] It was great times but also not so great, I remember this awful oil slick haired girl telling me I was no good, that I was a freak because I had been paid with a bucket pail of worms, they called her wancy!

it's too bad bug ego has such a sporadic schedule

Deep Caveman Thoughts: If sun hang low, easy to know goat man will kill your third boy 💯

My nutrient dense gruel (protein granola, Chobani Greek yogurt and frozen bananas all mashed up) has me shitting like a beast and howling at the full moon

I am probably going to overdraft soon so I posted my most recent chapbook if you would like to help or read some stupid poems it would be appreciated greatly (or you can just Venmo me, same as @ thank you) tasnyx.itch.io/16

Here are some poems I wrote this week read them

I’ve been writing a couple poems a day for the last week, forcing myself to write 3 3 line verses because the little pocketbook I’m writing them in isn’t big enough for anymore here’s my two favorites so far

People have been trying to figure out what made everyone nazis but it’s probably most owed to the vague meme culture of the 2010’s that treated you weirdly if you didn’t think videos of developmentally stunted children and young adults having episodes were nebulously funny

*Ice T in Law and Order voice* It’s called Snarfing, it costs a million dollars, it tastes like Orajel and it kills you immediately. Every Peruvian kid in Queens is doing it as we speak

[Steven Seagal in Stalker (1979)] You telling me I can mufucking get whatever I want if I go into that damn zone? Yeah.. I think I could get into that…

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

yakoozer

It’s hard to say if bovino looking like an emaciated butch Burger King manager, not knowing how to do his job, and having the constitution of a wet napkin led to his fall or if it was simply out of his control. We just don’t have all the facts yet, but truth finders are on the scene

JAZ365U: Jazz History Quiz 1 1: Throughby “The Goose” Summerton played the cornet on what seminal 1937 Track A. Drop Me In The Eastern Seaboard, Mama B. Dead As A Doornail C. I Ain’t Ever Smiled Before D. Happy As A Pig In Shit

Brother don’t I know it!

Functionally this is just a lib styled breitbart way of thinking about ideology and state power and the way people can push against a powerful nation, it’s fine to hate America, just hate it don’t also tell us that we just need to influence politics the Right Way

lib shit for ppl who want to act out apology and absolution in the unfalsifiable math of bullshit ideas like nation states and the human heart’s weight of sin not the actual reality that every regular person in Greenland is suffering under the same political system as every regular American Haa

The Lenin peace prize was awarded to people like Angela Davis, while the Nobel prize was awarded to the butcher of Indochina Kissinger. All boomers and Gen Xers should be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs

Whenever my stomach predictably hurts because of taking in garbage I sit up in bed and pretend I’m Kinzo Ushiromiya and start saying, “OH, BEATRICE!” to no one in particular

Not to be contrarian but I would say the fact talking about how Israel is blowing up children can get you shadow banned from this site is an equally disqualifying quality so I don’t think it’s particularly a salient point. The reason it’s not talked about is the first reason, kind of obvious

Sorry I haven’t been posting anything I write for the most part lately for the 6 of you that care, school and habitual substance abuse and my shrinking finances have absorbed most of it, that and gaming again

Poem I wrote on Christmas Eve I forgot to post here called Sermon

2026 is the year of the socially suicidal eunuch #JoiedevivrelessJanuary #Abeautifulwomansmiledatmeandiputmyhandsinmypockets #Igotajammedflaregundownthere

Facebook marketplace is the place to be if you’re looking to meet guys in Whole Foods parking lots to get pc parts

This one

And tiny Tim, WHO did not shit his pants!