I s'pose you are goin' a-whalin', so you'd better get used to that sort of thing.

[Trump confusing his childhood with a Nancy cartoon] It was great times but also not so great, I remember this awful oil slick haired girl telling me I was no good, that I was a freak because I had been paid with a bucket pail of worms, they called her wancy!

it's too bad bug ego has such a sporadic schedule

Deep Caveman Thoughts: If sun hang low, easy to know goat man will kill your third boy 💯

My nutrient dense gruel (protein granola, Chobani Greek yogurt and frozen bananas all mashed up) has me shitting like a beast and howling at the full moon

I am probably going to overdraft soon so I posted my most recent chapbook if you would like to help or read some stupid poems it would be appreciated greatly (or you can just Venmo me, same as @ thank you) tasnyx.itch.io/16

Here are some poems I wrote this week read them

I’ve been writing a couple poems a day for the last week, forcing myself to write 3 3 line verses because the little pocketbook I’m writing them in isn’t big enough for anymore here’s my two favorites so far

People have been trying to figure out what made everyone nazis but it’s probably most owed to the vague meme culture of the 2010’s that treated you weirdly if you didn’t think videos of developmentally stunted children and young adults having episodes were nebulously funny

*Ice T in Law and Order voice* It’s called Snarfing, it costs a million dollars, it tastes like Orajel and it kills you immediately. Every Peruvian kid in Queens is doing it as we speak

[Steven Seagal in Stalker (1979)] You telling me I can mufucking get whatever I want if I go into that damn zone? Yeah.. I think I could get into that…

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

yakoozer

It’s hard to say if bovino looking like an emaciated butch Burger King manager, not knowing how to do his job, and having the constitution of a wet napkin led to his fall or if it was simply out of his control. We just don’t have all the facts yet, but truth finders are on the scene

JAZ365U: Jazz History Quiz 1 1: Throughby “The Goose” Summerton played the cornet on what seminal 1937 Track A. Drop Me In The Eastern Seaboard, Mama B. Dead As A Doornail C. I Ain’t Ever Smiled Before D. Happy As A Pig In Shit

Brother don’t I know it!

Functionally this is just a lib styled breitbart way of thinking about ideology and state power and the way people can push against a powerful nation, it’s fine to hate America, just hate it don’t also tell us that we just need to influence politics the Right Way

lib shit for ppl who want to act out apology and absolution in the unfalsifiable math of bullshit ideas like nation states and the human heart’s weight of sin not the actual reality that every regular person in Greenland is suffering under the same political system as every regular American Haa

The Lenin peace prize was awarded to people like Angela Davis, while the Nobel prize was awarded to the butcher of Indochina Kissinger. All boomers and Gen Xers should be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs

Whenever my stomach predictably hurts because of taking in garbage I sit up in bed and pretend I’m Kinzo Ushiromiya and start saying, “OH, BEATRICE!” to no one in particular

Not to be contrarian but I would say the fact talking about how Israel is blowing up children can get you shadow banned from this site is an equally disqualifying quality so I don’t think it’s particularly a salient point. The reason it’s not talked about is the first reason, kind of obvious

Sorry I haven’t been posting anything I write for the most part lately for the 6 of you that care, school and habitual substance abuse and my shrinking finances have absorbed most of it, that and gaming again

Poem I wrote on Christmas Eve I forgot to post here called Sermon

2026 is the year of the socially suicidal eunuch #JoiedevivrelessJanuary #Abeautifulwomansmiledatmeandiputmyhandsinmypockets #Igotajammedflaregundownthere

Facebook marketplace is the place to be if you’re looking to meet guys in Whole Foods parking lots to get pc parts

This one

And tiny Tim, WHO did not shit his pants!

Tiny Tim splayed out in front of people’s carriage begging them to crush his spine, he doesn’t want it to be quick, he knows the only place he’s getting a fatted Christmas goose is in heaven. It’s not even a ghost of Christmas future thing, he’s doing it in the dead of fall

I will have a working desktop again for the first time in over a year soon I can’t wait to only play 10 year old games, make dogshit beats and create rasterized visual novel backgrounds in photoshop once more

I need an actual working computer again so I can remake my 1000 page long meta-text horror twine novel that no one will read for the fourth time

They’re hiding, uh, drugs in the, er, oil, we’ll have to extract all of it just to make sure nothing gets left behind, another million innocent lives saved by the Amerikkkan Empire!

If you make too much money at a corporate job or you’re like an evil lawyer or something it’s gonna be Christmas this month and I don’t get anything until January for school and not sure how I’ll cover my bills, not the most pressing matter but venmo same as my @ thanks

Poem I wrote earlier this morning when I couldn’t sleep

I never posted about my baseball novel on here but I’m still releasing chapters until I’m finished with it so please read them and make an account and give it 5 stars I’m just trying to have one good thing in my dogshit life #booksky #writing #suicidal www.royalroad.com/fiction/1389...

If I was drowning in the pacific all of you would be on a life boat pushing me deeper into the restless sea all for the crime of just trying to live

Sometimes overwhelmed with how stupid and pointless my life is mostly but after long enough I find something trivial to focus on so as long as I can keep doing this until I die I’m good

MMA guy from war-torn country: Is ok life, only get punched in head sometimes, for this I thank god Baseball player from Duluth, MN talking about going 0-5 and making two errors: When I’m out there on the crossroads I’m not sure what’ll get me first, my sins or the serpents

Can I have 25 dollars

Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch

Buy my books my unemployment runs out tomorrow thanks sorry I don’t use this place itch.io/s/171518/bla... #blackfridaysale #itch

Uh, this year they’re giving the turkey a spot in the cabinet! Fuck too topical. Er, I heard this year the turkey was arrested for embezzlement, no wonder he lost all that weight, fuck too esoteric. You hear about the turkey this year, death by lethal brine injection! Fuck yes that’s the shit!

No paper, no fans, no motion, life saved only by alcohol and the bull-headed desire to never have to be behind a cash register again in my life. When I die it will be the most preventable death of all time. Give me a modest 10,000 dollar advance for my next novel and let me live

Anything for my good friend, Yoru

Hello my life is forfeit and I have nothing save for my excesses

I’m in the Epstein emails but to be fair I was not invited to his island though I was very close to getting him as an angel investor in my 160 hour long nude tactical rpg titled Bodacious Odyssey

I am getting drunk and I want to say that every time I look at the discover section of this site I am repulsed by how many of you are not communists let’s get it moving already people

The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read? The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host

flaming moe's

On twitter: my maoist ultra assassins are on their way to assassinate all kkkrackers in the Big Crapple! On Bluesky: I hear there was a hecking election ball tonight did you guys win :3