I don’t think there is a better metaphor for when you wake up to what America really is than seeing Plymouth Rock for the first time: all this posturing and excitement and window dressing for a broken rock in a dirt pit, whose story is based in half truths at best, yet accepted as gospel.

Snoogins

I will happily live with recency bias accusations to plug Black Bag, from earlier this year. Absolutely loved this film, and highly recommend catching it, Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender are brilliant, tight script that tells a compelling narrative without globe-trotting.

Also Trump r*ped a woman and when she reported it to police had her murdered. Like that just came out today in the Epstein files. Haven't really heard much about it. Seems like something you should journalists should maybe follow up on.

The President of the United States is a piece of shit pedophile.

You think Brahm Stoker cares if you listened to Dracula, rather than read it in print? No! First thing he’s going to say is “Where am I? Who are you? How did I get here? What, pray-tell, is that orange thing running the Colonies, is my Sphyllis causing hallucinations?”

Audiobooks and print books are two paths to the same place. If you listen to a book, you’ve read the book, you just listened instead of read the exact same material, and as someone who does both heavily, arguing that reading print is superior to an audiobook is elitist, pointless, & kinda douchey.

Polyphemus: and who are you, tiny mortal? Jason Statham: Who am I? I’m nobody. *shoots Polyphemus’ eye out and kills 12 hench-sheep*

Nothing against this person, and with complete respect, I think a lot of people underestimate the power of propaganda. Republican media, from newer podcasts to older talk radio, have always peddled hate and fear. This machine that keeps people voting against themselves is mighty powerful.

Joytoy needs to make more Primarchs with helmets, these things look incredible. I would LOVE to add Konrad Curze to the line-up. I do need to slow down on these, as the Warhammer shelf has progressed and evolved into the Warhammer shelving unit.

Well, now that the Nolan’s Odyssey trailer leaked or dropped or whatever, looks like Avengers Doomsday’s going to have some competition for most annoying discourse. I can’t wait to see the same 4 takes repeated over and over for months as though they’re fresh or interesting in any way.

It’s uncanny, y’all.

I just want y’all to know that there is a *very* simple explanation as to why Erika Kirk’s eyes look like an aerial view of the 9th Circle of Hell: she’s got Pazuzu in her. The demon from the Exorcist is inside of Erika Kirk, and that’s why her eyes look like a Chucky Doll’s. You’re welcome.

I think the most annoying part about the aftermath of the Reiner murders are the keyboard psychologists pulling every picture and clip of Nick Reiner and faux-micro-analyzing his existence as though solving Reiner’s issues would have been so easy had they been involved. It’s kinda fucking gross.

The OG Police Story trilogy. Jackie Chan is phenomenal, and the way he choreographs fight scenes is unique, cinematic, and always exciting. The humor, action, and story all blend with great performances from actors like Maggie Cheung, and Bill Tung. Below is my favorite scene, comedy gold.

Stephen Lang is a blue cat now, and the creepy Sigourney Weaver child is the Avatar-Messiah thing. I think.

Not my favorite but a very underrated performance for Arnie.

Republicans spend their time online harassing trans people to the point that they invented a whole new group of slurs to use against trans people, while simultaneously telling us how Christian they are. ‘Sub-human’ is a nicety to Republicans.

I don’t take criticism from Israeli-backed bigots. Maybe Erika Kirk should stop gallivanting the country on her Crocodile Tears Tour and take care of her daughter, like she’s preaching other women should.

Bad Times at the El Royale. FIGHT ME. (please don’t fight me, I’m tired and very poor)

Peak incoming

Disney paying OpenAi to abuse its copyrighted works is wild after the many petty lawsuits the company has filed against artists for daring to draw fanart over the years.

I think if AI ever becomes unavoidable at the movie theater, live theatre is where I’d turn. I’m paying to see human artists’ work, not a computer program’s plagiarized drivel.

This one is tough because he’s been in so many great films. The easy answer is The Godfather. But I absolutely love Heat. Great cat-and-mouse between Pacino and De Niro, that diner scene just hits, perfect foils for each other down to personal mannerisms.

Gotta go with a classic: Bladerunner.

I would honestly be fine with Illumination doing for Mega Man what they did for Mario. But please, for the love of all that is holy, do not do a live action film. As far as games, I’d like them to view Metroid Prime as a jumping off point.

It’s really a shame the Quentin Tarantino hate has died down. Love his movies, but the guy’s a douche from way back. We can do better than a few days. Go watch the interview for Django where he does the accent and come back here. There’s so much more we can hate this man for.

I think I peaked, comedically, when I used to work at a bookstore. We were out of Tom Jones CDs and when the requesting customer said “that’s crazy that you don’t have any” I was given the magnificent opportunity to look her square in her eyes and respond with “it’s not unusual.”

Picked 6 movies on my to-watch list on VUDU, going to cross off one a day starting Monday. The sales, and a sudden lack of self control surely caused by a capitalism demon, blew my unwatched list up the last couple of weeks, and I need to get back on track.

Wow! After this big WB acquisition, think of all the great new shows Netflix can greenlight then immediately cancel after a single season! I can't wait!!!

“Deeply personal” and all the insults are generic things third graders yell. The dude doesn’t have the mental capacity or acuity to make “deeply personal” insults.

New DC films will hit theaters for a weekend, and then die on a streaming service for people to scroll past at 2am on a Wednesday.

Get ready for another DC reboot, except this one will get canceled even FASTER.

A Final Fantasy-style (XV, VIIR&R, XVI era) RPG set in the Warhammer 40K universe revolving around an Inquisitor would be absolute fire.

HOW DARE ART MAKE ME THINK

Why do we allow these sickos to participate in society? We have the technology to launch them into the Sun.

If you’re cool with immigrants being collectively punished over who they *may* have voted for, congratulations, you’re a Republican with extra steps. Supporting a Rightwing policy because it punishes the “right” people is still just supporting a rightwing policy.

Takeaways from today's cabinet meeting in summary He is terrified that the Epstein Files are coming out He is going to do land strikes in Venezuela He is going to eliminate HIPAA cont.

For the record: physical media has the original soundtrack for season 1 as well, Netflix never bothered getting the rights.

Oh cool, the company that hates physical releases, theatrical runs, and shows that last more than 2 seasons is about to buy one of the most iconic movie studios of all time. David Zaslav is human garbage.

So, Kaiju No. 8?

I know Clair Obscur is the popular answer (it deserves it, 100%. That game makes me feel like a kid delving into FFVII for the first time), but my answer is the newer Wolfenstein games. We need more Wolfenstein games.

The sheer level of internet anger generated by this quote has made my day.

This is true actually, whenever you watch Deadpool and Wolverine, you’re actually blacking out and committing a series of well-planned murders on orphans. Your brain just fills the horror of your actions in with the movie Deadpool and Wolverine. Little known fact.

Clair Obscur has been a lot of fun at bout 15 hours in. Makes me feel like I did playing Final Fantasy VII on the PS1. The parry window, however, is INSANELY tight.

“You’ll be visited by three spirits” The three spirits:

Sid from Toy Story is 100% related to the family from Malcolm in the Middle. I present no evidence, and will listen to no detractors. This is just fact now.

The President called for the murder of Congressional Democrats. Congressional Democrats should call for his immediate removal or resignation. Congressional Republicans should condemn his statements and call for him to recant them. It's the very least they should be doing!