Republicans: “We only have 55 votes, we need 60!” Dems: “Then work with us” Republicans: “NO” Also Republicans: “Why won’t you give us votes for free??” 😒 Bro… you’re literally asking for government handouts 🤣 Congrats, you just invented socialism! Maybe try working to earn what you need 🤨

This Chinese food hit so hard tonight I was crab Rangooning

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 72 of the last 84 days. Epstein Shutdown.

This sums up their lying perfectly www.meidasplus.com/p/this-weeke...

“We are home now. We marched from the park to ICE, very peaceful crowd. We were standing around ICE pushed us down, sprayed us with chemical and I was hit in the head with a projectile. This was so unprovoked. People have to know that the Feds are attacking people with NO provocation whatsoever.”

Setting the record straight here: 1. NO ONE earning over $500,000 annually gets an ACA tax credit. 2. Undocumented immigrants are NOT eligible for ACA tax credits. 3. If Republicans do not pass an extension of ACA tax credits, premiums will rise by 114 percent next year.

Coopting the grief of others is such a vile and selfish thing.

"To a supremacist society, most of us are acceptable losses. Charlie Kirk is not. To a supremacist society, guns are allowed to kill most of us, and the pundits can debate later how sad our deaths were. But guns were not supposed to kill Charlie Kirk." www.the-reframe.com/acceptable-l...

“But he called Kirk a fascist!!” I think I see the confusion here. Groypers say “Fascist” the way Leftists say “Liberal”. They’re to the RIGHT of fascism. It’s derogatory for not going far enough.

Feel like I’m going insane with the revisionist history that Charlie Kirk fostered open debate. He chilled speech and his targeting of professors for wrongthink led to threats, harassment, and being forced out of their jobs. His legacy is chilling speech right now, about him

Maga: “Liberals, Leftists, and Democrats are our ENEMIES!” Random MAGA: <Kills somebody> MAGA: “See, the ‘lunatic Left’ did this. We must punish them!” <Rinse.Repeat ad nauseam>

two thoughts. 1) this prose is *rough*. 2) describing weiss as possessing a “shit-kicking anti-establishment disposition” is evidence you’ve suffered a brain injury

A Trump voter imprisons your neighbor it’s law and order. Kicks their gay kid out its religious conviction. Shoots you dead it’s self defense. Kidnaps you, it’s border security. Invades your town, it’s fighting crime. Tell them you don’t like them anymore, it was all just “political views.”

The school district I work for no longer has funding for any free lunches. Hungry kids: How we make America Great!

“In an unlikely place” Eat the shit directly from my asshole, Yahoo “News” 😒🙄

Texas State Rep. Ann Johnson clapped back at GOP members amid Wednesday's redistricting vote. “If you knew you could win this next election, you wouldn’t be taking this effort to try to steal five seats from elected officials that members of color elected to represent them in Washington D.C.”

The president of the United States is trying to steal congressional seats so I don’t give a fuck about the Cracker Barrel logo discussion. Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

This hits hard in my family. Someone in our orbit does this like they’re breathing.

And it requires returning power to responsible leaders FOR MORE THAN ONE ELECTION. You don't go "they aren't doing it fast enough or they didn't do my pet project so I'm going to punish them in the midterms." Vote for sanity in every election, year after year. Local elections too.

Sixty years ago today, Medicare and Medicaid were signed into law - securing health care for millions and saving countless lives. As GOP politicians try to tear them down, it's up to us to protect and expand these programs for Americans who rely on them today and for future generations.

You guys, we really need to long look at Pete as a viable candidate for the presidency. He's got all the right stuff

Pete Buttigieg: "Even if you don't give a sh*t about the news story or the sensationalism of it, this now affects you..." The Epstein file scandal is now affecting all Americans, because the GOP has literally shut down Congress to block the files from being released.

He’s going to try to brainwash his way out of this, deflecting from Epstein to Obama. Not this time. Nobody but the drunkest on the kool-aid are buying this one.

This powerful message: “I did the research and found out I was wrong.” I’m not going to say much more except please take the time to watch. Then send it around to family and friends, no matter their political persuasion. Part I

So let me get this straight. In two days we went from “the Epstein list doesn’t exist” to “the Epstein list that certainly exists was created by Obama n such” Ya ok

WATCH: “If Biden answered any Q like this can you imagine how long @jaketapper’s book would be?” Asked how long detainees will stay at “Alligator Alcatraz”, Trump spent 3 mins on how much time he plans to stay in Florida. The media didn’t even cover it. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DLoIPar...

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson’s dissent hits the target. She is reminding us of the stakes in this case. And she is spot on. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

I'm in person at House Appropriations Committee's markup of the FY 26 Legislative branch appropriations bill. The legislation makes a 50% cut to Congress's watchdog, the GAO, as well as prevents it from fulfilling statutory duties on impoundment. It also cuts the Library by 10%. It's gonna be lit

A Democratic president can’t forgive your student loans but a Republican president can kidnap you and send you to a foreign gulag forever, because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh originalism

This is my message

Oh shit, I agree with him!

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

I don’t care what city or town you live in. If these guys jumped out of an unmarked van and grabbed you on the street, would you just assume they’re ICE or FBI? Would you willingly comply with their orders and get inside the van? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. THIS IS NOT AMERICA.

Good morning. If the the Senate passes the Republican budget bill, 40% of American families - those with lower and middle incomes - will LOSE money. They will become poorer. But the richest families will get an average $270,000 tax cut. Because they only care about the rich.

[email protected]l on Mike Lee: "Either he's so mentally ill and deranged that he's convinced himself that this person is a Marxist, and that Tim Walz is responsible....Or he knows it's a lie....either one of those options makes him totally unacceptable as a person in public trust."

The Minnesota assassin appears to be a hate-filled right winger. So can we stop walking on eggshells about MAGA's legitimization of political violence? Yes, Republicans have also been the target of inexcusable violence, but this isn't a "both sides" issue. 1/ A🧵on the danger.

A guy could walk up to HRC wearing a MAGA hat, his yearbook showing he was President of the Young Republicans back in high school, a printout of his voter record going back 20 years showing all Republicans, wearing a Punisher t-shirt, and sporting a “Three-percenter” tattoo…

It’s not just Mike Lee — Bernie Moreno is pretending that a registered Republican evangelical anti-abortion Trump voter who assassinated a Democrat and had more on his hit list is a representative of “the extreme left”

Sen. Mike Lee surely knows by now that the Minnesota assassin is a Trump supporter and religious Christian. It's not like Lee falsely blamed the shootings on "Marxists" based on evidence or logic. He, and fascists more generally, are anti-truth, pushing blatant lies if it helps fight their enemies.

Dua Lipa open mouth kissed me while handing me a check for $5 million dollars before calling me the most jacked guy in the world, since we’re here just saying stuff now.

Horrifying news out of Minnesota this morning as political violence takes the lives of Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. @Chasten and I are holding their loved ones in our hearts and praying for State Senator John Hoffman and his wife Yvette as they recover.

I'm looking forward to having a conversation with @hcrichardson.bsky.social over on Substack later today. Tune in live at 2pm ET.

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.