Arsenal have 5.9 xg across the last two games, but only 3 goals, so it should come as no surprise that Arsenal fans are complaining about the attack

This Rob Reiner news is horrifying

Turned on the first half and looked like Eze was wearing roller skates

I will continue to watch The Diplomat because a uni friend is a series regular, but it is an idiotic show about idiots who want new jobs, it’s indistinguishable from scrolling LinkedIn

Watching Wicked the film really validated my decision never to see Wicked the stage musical

I was on gas and air just a few hours ago but this is way better

The only solution for Bayern is for Harry Kane to drop one position deeper and go in goal

Dawg I’m kvelling

every team that beats Liverpool this season should blast “Night on Bald Mountain” by Mussorgsky at full time

Neuer’s moustache has successfully changed him from Axis to Allies

My god I am STEAMING about del Toro’s Frankenstein, I’m trying not to pick fights on Letterboxd

Right-wingers need to recognise that anti-Muslim scaremongering always makes it sound cool. Calling London “Londonistan”? Calling New York “New Mecca”? Sign me up 🕋

Really appreciate Lily Allen making an album specifically for me, the person with no interest in her music but who loves gossip

Sexy barrel leg ecru jeans?

Is it a good thing that every United long ball ends up with Gravenberch driving uncontested through midfield

my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been

Fuck David Goggins, if it’s raining I’m not running

Time to go outside and savour autumn’s bounty (unfollow Fabrizio Romano)

You’re all laughing at a man who is self-soothing using the only materials available to him. Sad

ready for Forest vs Palace, the Macbeth Derby #epl-live

Depleted Bournemouth, Newcastle without Isak, Arsenal without Odegaard, Saka, and Havertz - Liverpool will simply never play a full strength team at this rate

Another great day on the internet. I don’t even know what this possibly could be referring to

My wife was one of the organisers of the petition against transphobe John Boyne’s inclusion in the Polari Prize and I have never been prouder. And now this lifetime bitch, who gleefully called himself “a proud TERF”, is whining about being bullied online? Sorry you’re getting smoked, bigot

So many stats guys apparently want not only to be right, but for EVERYONE to admit they were right. Guess what, old conservative English football blokes will always think you're annoying American nerds who don't understand the game. It doesn't matter. You won.

When I move to the side as I walk down the pavement so as not to atomise an old woman coming the other way, that is emotional labour. When I’m nice to my daughters instead of treating them as more meat in the world’s abattoir, that is emotional labour. When I separate trash from recycling, that is e

I have made this point 100 TIMES. "Every man should carry a knife" - no, brother, this is not The Edge (1997). I do not need to slit the throat of a rival patriarch. I carry 4 hairbands for my daughters, hand sanitiser, and wet wipes.

Have been avoiding posting about Palestine anywhere because I have nothing valuable to add but how are we meant to do anything when we know that our governments are just watching genocide happen. Just desperately hope there are Nuremberg trials for all these fucks one day (Starmer etc included)

From now on, hot people are not allowed to travel to Jurassic Park. Only uggos. We cannot continue to impoverish our gene pool like this

This is amazing both for being wrong in its premise and in its explanation for its premise

Anybody know any Americans who can be persuaded to post about their parochial political news on Bluesky, feels like we’re short on that here

structural explanations of the social causes of human behavior for my real friends, moral judgments based on an assumption of absolute individual responsibility for my sham friends

It doesn’t matter how favourable the tactical match-up is, you can’t just play like shit in a Champions League final and win (except if you’re Man City that one time)

Reject Any Partey Extension

I kneel before Neel

The modern novel was basically invented with the free indirect style. Before that, interiority was barely in the picture. But thanks to Jane Austen and Flaubert, it’s now the unique offering of the novel.

my wife and I have been rewatching all the Missions Impossible and we have got to Ghost Protocol and I’ve realised I cannot make this woman as happy as these films do

The rebuilding Tottenham podcast is here! @mixedknuts.bsky.social and @patrickbvs.bsky.social talk about: • Ange in or out? • New midfielder options • Best leagues to buy from • Why Rayan Cherki would be a great signing www.youtube.com/watch?v=scTi...

Not to do everyone's job for them but a better pitch is to allow each immigrant to fight one American of their choosing. If they win they take that American's citizenship

Honestly not trying to be smug by saying this, but I'm just very very happy that I didn't vote for Labour in the GE

SPIKE HAS SPOKEN

For Arsenal and Barcelona fans today, Blaise Pascal reminds you why you like football in the first place:

Lewandowski moving like a man who needs to meditate and recover health

More teams should play tactics which either work incredibly well or make them look foolish and incompetent

PSG are in a really tough spot without the ball now. They're definitely not a low block team but Arsenal have found a consistent solution against their press, so they're prone to fixing up chances either way. #ARSPSG

It’s so fun to watch these players problem-solve live. The whole defence rotating! Saka wandering over to the left! Fullbacks in midfield!

You should be able to appeal yellow cards received protesting crazy decisions