I kicked my #VampireSurvivors addiction, just to find #BallxPit on Game Pass.

Ohhhh, that’s why she was fucking him like that. #GenV

I started watching #GenV, but the people in #TheBoys universe are so shitty, I can only watch so much before tapping out.

Marvel Studios brought its multiverse of heroes and animated icons to the Empire Stage at New York Comic Con, where fans were treated to an exclusive showcase of what’s next for Marvel Television and Marvel Animation.

What is this awful song? #Peacemaker

By the end of the week, I feel like I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel of jobs to apply for.

With the creepy-freaky shit some people be on, I can't, in good conscience, add my photo to a job application. There's no way y'all are doing responsible shit with that.

Batman Arkham Knight

This shit is bleak. #MarvelZombies

if not fascism, why fascism shaped?

If I click on your "Careers" link, ASSUME I want to see the open jobs. I'm not here to critique the colors you chose for your website.

These cold fries on the roof of my mouth:

Catching up on #Peacemaker while I do surgery on this computer.

Setting up multiple ways for shit to hit the fan. #AlienEarth

I know Indeed is selling data and information because too many job applications beg you to send you text messages.

Today was a confidence booster, instead of the standard kick in the dick, so I can turn the laptop off without shame.

Y'all spambots can only afford one profile pic?

3 or 20, depending on the situation.

Real

Can we vote out whoever let Marvel leave Atlanta? Tyler Perry isn't enough.

#LinkedIn probably makes too much money to correct course back to trying to get people jobs, but I wish it would. I'm tired of getting excited about a new message and it's just some fuck face trying to sell me something.

"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—" NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO. ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!

Why did I look at my all-time stats in Robinhood?

Adding "job fair" to the list of shit I've done to get a job that was an enormous waste of time.

Once I feel like I’m bothering you, my fallback game is crazy

There has to be a better way to differentiate software testing and call center QA job titles.

If the job description is a lie, a lie on the resume shouldn't hurt either.

Damn, they were texting fast as shit back in the day. #EyesofWakanda

Uhhh, this was a cute lil detour, but can I go back to being Robocop? #RobocopUnfinishedBusiness

This bowl cut is so awful. #Superman

Dudes didn't buy enough fireworks to last through the night. Those were definitely gunshots.

Friday marks 7 months of unemployment.

She’s not even mustering up real tears. #Dateline

The job cannot be both "Full time remote" and require 3 days in office. That's clearly not the same thing.

The ending of Sinners is even more satisfying after you hear someone say some ignorant and racist shit in real life. 10/10 rewatch

time will tell

Damn, Bane mopped him, easily. #AbsoluteBatman

I'm applying for jobs because I can't just sit here and wait for something to fall in my lap, but I don't have confidence in what I'm applying for because things that felt like a sure thing have been snatched from under my feet.

Lil black homie is hella resourceful. #SalemsLot

DMs:

Safelite commercials act like your car is gonna explode into pieces if the windshield is cracked.

Jeffrey Wright makes everything better. #TheLastofUs

I’m always afraid of an episode ending with the shit hitting the fan. This one didn’t. #TheHandmaidsTale

I don’t know if it’s just the industry that I’m searching, but the Tik Tok trend of searching who’s hiring on the LinkedIn TL is just leading to hella scams.

This show is stressful to watch. #TheLastofUs

I don’t even think a lot of those carpets are worth cleaning.