@wormbuxx.bsky.social did you know this was going on at the bad place?

Public Service Announcement: DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOUR DOPPELGÄNGER. They will strangle you to death to take your place in the world. Be safe out there kids

Just to get it out there: Knicks in 7. I believe in Brunson.

Literally every new technology is derided for a while as being bad and not as good as what’s already there. “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds” Twain. AI boosters might be looking at future potential while AI critics focus on current failures.

Inside you are two wolves

Happy 80th Birthday to a true New York legend, Walt "Clyde" Frazier! Certified, Bonafide, Deified: that's Walt "Clyde". And it's not just for the Hall of Fame run as a player, his role as the constabulary of vocabulary on Knick broadcasts inspires me EVERY GAME! The absolute GOAT #Knicks

Landry Shamet Laundromat Sheets. Tenacious cling meets silky smooth feel. #CallMeLandry

It me

YO MC PAUL BARMAN JUST DROPPED A RECORD FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A GROUNDHOG TERRORIZING MASTA ACE'S GARDEN. Sorry for shouting but I thought you'd like to know because it's important. mcpb.bandcamp.com/track/ground...

@mrdavehill.bsky.social Hey Dave! I saw you last night at Gene’s! Wanted to apologize for breaking NYC etiquette and waving hi because longtime fan/read your autobiography/ tangential friend connections and then didn’t introduce myself… I got embarrassed, didn’t mean to be a creep!

This thread adds a real “Wages of Fear” element to Grape Ape which haunts me 🧵

Thomas Nozkowski, Untitled 8-17, 2001 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136912

galactus tried that shit with me. where is galactus now? he's in a few places actually

One constant in American politics is that the right would rather have cultural power than political power and the left would rather have political power than cultural power but the way our institutions are set up it's more likely for the opposite to be the case for both.

Knicks fan accounts finally leaving Twitter for Bluesky @shwinnypooh.bsky.social @knickstape11.bsky.social @thestrick.land

Congratulations! You can tell your childhood self that you made it into the dystopian future. 🎉

God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked, The courage to say fuck it we ball, And the wisdom to know when we are so back

I love this 🧵 and I humbly submit “Flapper” as an inherently funny word

“As the line about repairing the world goes, you are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to desist from it.”

If you’re as disappointed as I am right now, I have EXCELLENT news. We’re now playing by Trump rules so: 1) You don’t have to accept the results. Don’t concede, double down never back down.

The polls can be manipulated. Look for those other signs. If he was going to win would DJT be going lower? If he’s more popular now than 2016 why are there all those empty seats at his rallies?

Not seeing a lot of people talking about the revelation (from this morning) that there's a picture of you-know-who with Jeffrey Epstein, a bunch of underage girls, and a "telltale" stain on his shorts. This seems like it would be pee-📼 level news... being throttled? newrepublic.com/post/187789/...

I saw Fellini Satyricon at the Metrograph on Friday and have not stopped seeing it since whenever I close my eyes

Mick Foley has a message for all of us and for Donald Trump. He'd never do it but I'd like him to run for office some day. But he's too smart for that.

OBSESSED with this insane vision of the Antichrist from Spain 1450-1500 I saw at the Cloisters today. Its thighs are dogs with giant fly legs coming off the nose capped by monkey hands. Its tail is a feathery crane neck and head with a spider in its mouth. Brutal! www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

I really, really want a real version of this.

The 6’3” and 215 lbs lie has to rank up there with Trump’s funniest lies. But I bet Ben Garrison is going to be like “See? I told you motherfuckers” today

Were I to have my mug shot taken, I would just make the face I make when I’m not making a face, and all the Bodhisatvas would be like “oh dip, game recognize game”

Are these the same person or did the guy picking the stock models for zoom just have a type?