You can’t say anything these days. Apparently you can’t even call them racists anymore, you have to say “people with legitimate concerns about immigration” or else they get all offended.

If Peter Sellers was alive today he’d be 100 years old so he’d probably still be dead.

Here’s what I watched in August. More on my @letterboxd.social (1/2)

Here’s what I watched in August. More on my @letterboxd.social (1/2)

Here’s what I watched in July. More on my @letterboxd.social boxd.it/2g3mZ (1/2)

A dog with Tudyk’s

I saw this yesterday and totally agree

Don’t mind me just rubbing the last few crumbs of a packet of Quavers into my gums like it’s a wrap of cocaine

I see it’s flying Ant day again but I bet there’s no flying Dec day?

Absolutely delighted to receive this new comic by @henrywiddicombe.bsky.social with artwork by @atomcrowley.bsky.social @tomhumberstone.com @michaeljdolan.bsky.social et al. Pre-order your copy here. widdicomics.co.uk

“AND WE’RE BACK!” Two brand new episodes of The John Carpenter Appreciation Society presents Consume and Obey are awaiting your lugholes now in which me and Nick Helm discuss 28 Years Later, Dangerous Animals and both the Final Destination and Cheech and Chong movies. pod.fo/e/2f7b9a

“AND WE’RE BACK!” Two brand new episodes of The John Carpenter Appreciation Society presents Consume and Obey are awaiting your lugholes now in which me and Nick Helm discuss 28 Years Later, Dangerous Animals and both the Final Destination and Cheech and Chong movies. pod.fo/e/2f7b9a

I saw someone reading this on the tube. I had to look twice.

Very much enjoyed reading (well listening to) @robinince.bsky.social ’s new book Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal about neurodiversity, both his own, other people’s and in general. Would recommend.

“AND WE’RE BACK!” Two brand new episodes of The John Carpenter Appreciation Society presents Consume and Obey are awaiting your lugholes now in which me and Nick Helm discuss 28 Years Later, Dangerous Animals and both the Final Destination and Cheech and Chong movies. pod.fo/e/2f7b9a

Dragged my old carcass out to the Edward Burra / Ithell Colqhoun exhibition at @tate.bsky.social Britain. Two completely unrelated shows for the price of one but both with very interesting drawings and paintings to look at.

“AND WE’RE BACK!” Two brand new episodes of The John Carpenter Appreciation Society presents Consume and Obey are awaiting your lugholes now in which me and Nick Helm discuss 28 Years Later, Dangerous Animals and both the Final Destination and Cheech and Chong movies. pod.fo/e/2f7b9a

Here’s what I watched in June. More on my @letterboxd.social boxd.it/2g3mZ

One of the GOAT’s feeding a goat 🐐 RIP Brian x

Here’s what I watched in May. More on my @letterboxd.social boxd.it/2g3mZ

Is Final Destination a horror franchise based on the first 10 mins of Casualty?

My knowledge of Harry Potter is such that I can never remember if Rupert Grint is the name of the character or the actor.

I’m proud to say I’ve performed at every single @machcomedyfest.bsky.social and got to do it again at the Josh Widdicombe & Friends show. Thanks for having me x

I played @natmetcalfe.bsky.social’s Charity Shop Critierion Collection game today at St. Vincent’s on Kingsland Road with my wife

They’re showing that celebrity episode of The Chase again where Rick Wakeman looks like Dr Zaius from The Planet of the Apes.

Here’s what I watched in April. More on my @letterboxd.social boxd.it/2g3mZ [1/2]

Reading my little Peter Cushing book with my little @atomcrowley.bsky.social bookmark like a stone cold gangster 😎

In a beautiful example of “nostalgia-obscura” Tom Oldham has put together this collection of price stickers from British comic shops dating back to our earliest shops in the 1970s to the present day. Most are sadly defunct with only a handful still standing. Published by @darkandgolden.bsky.social

PITCH: The Criterion Closet but it’s me going through old DVDs in charity shops.

“The name’s Gallery, Al Gallery”

Here’s what I watched in March. More on my @letterboxd.social boxd.it/2g3mZ

Must be closer to 20 but still…

Huge thanks to @cpxmcr.bsky.social and everyone who came out to see me and Nick Helm introduce IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS last night. Video by @diellemusicuk.bsky.social

Tonight! Me and Nick Helm will be at @cpxmcr.bsky.social to record a live episode of Consume and Obey to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS (1995) at 7.30pm. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

This was a lot of fun to do. I’m sure I also talk about 2024’s Bad Boys Ride or Die is my favourite of the whole franchise. I usually do.

Tomorrow me and Nick Helm will be travelling to Manchester introduce John Carpenter’s IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS and do a Consume and Obey podcast recording at the @cpxmcr.bsky.social at 7.30pm. Tell your friends! cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

I saw this and loved it. Go see if you’re in Cardiff.

Less than a week to go until me and Nick Helm go to @cpxmcr.bsky.social on Saturday to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness and record a live episode of Consume and Obey. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

Went to see the Leigh Bowery exhibition at the Tate Modern today. I had no idea he did so much with The Fall. Feels like they exist in different spaces.

Less than a week to go until me and Nick Helm go to @cpxmcr.bsky.social on Saturday to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness and record a live episode of Consume and Obey. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

One week to go until me and Nick Helm go to @cpxmcr.bsky.social on to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness and record a live episode of Consume and Obey. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

Less than two weeks to go until me and Nick Helm come to @cpxmcr.bsky.social on Saturday 22nd March to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness and record a live episode of Consume and Obey. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

@diralcampbell.bsky.social I just watched The Awakening and loved it. Hope you’re doing good

what the flamboyant Italian server bellows before offering you some parmesan

bit rude

Two weeks to go until me and Nick Helm come to @cpxmcr.bsky.social on Saturday 22nd March to introduce a screening of John Carpenter’s In the Mouth of Madness and record a live episode of Consume and Obey. cultplex.co.uk/Cultplex.dll...

Go see Dear Martin by @littlemaddles.bsky.social at the @arcolatheatre.bsky.social It’s dark, super funny and features some really great performances. www.arcolatheatre.com/whats-on/dea...

This is a great show. Hard rec.

Less than 3 weeks to go.