But why insult possums?

Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.

Trump is going full Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny these days as he feels the Epstein heat. He’s going to be talking about the strawberries in no time.

If flop sweat could text.

I’m not buying the Shitler-went-down-on-Bubba bit. As squeamish as he is about bodily functions, and as selfish as he is, he’s probably never done that for anyone.

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So: Trump's latest desperate ploy to prevent the release of The Epstein Files is to order his attorney general Pam Bondi to open an investigation into Bill Clinton's ties to Jeffrey Epstein to the files can be tied up in an investigation to prevent their release. He's never beating the allegations.

Not wrong.

How their circle treats women should have been disqualifying ... but it was not and what you won't condemn ... you condone.

Wondering how long @thedailybeast.bsky.social is going to continue platforming @michaelwolffnyc.bsky.social to plug his Go Fund Me, instead of, say, @daniellemoodie.bsky.social and @andylevy.net . It’s not like Andy and Danielle provided advice to child predators.

This would matter if the DOJ hadn’t been turned into Shitler’s lap dog* *apologies to real lap dogs everywhere.

Does anyone else kinda feel like things are, uh, accelerating again?

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Totally normal to race to the situation room for a meeting with one of the dumbest members of Congress in a desperate attempt to prevent the imminent release of files on a notorious sex trafficker you knew intimately. Nothing to see here.

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The Trump Administration is fighting in court for the right to “Tear Gas Americans” and to “Withhold food subsidies” and they think it’s disrespectful to boo his ass. GTFOFH!

The writers of the Constitition never intended for a criminal tyrant to be president.

No lies detected.

The 👏🏼 majority 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 people 👏🏼 on 👏🏼 SNAP 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 children 👏🏼 seniors 👏🏼 and 👏🏼 disabled 👏🏼. This 👏🏼 includes 👏🏼 veterans.

Eight Nevile Chamberlains...Sold Us All Out For A Promise From A Serial Liar....

I'm just saying if you don't want the reputation of being a bunch of feckless fuckwits, do far less feckless fuckwitting.

the democratic party establishment hasnt learned a damn thing since they voted to allow george w bush to invade iraq. not one thing.

Nothing compares to the suffering of a senator whose flight back from Napa was just canceled.

Paging Schumer, Fetterman, Kaine, King, et al.

No one should ever be allowed to ask how the Holocaust could have been caused by Germany. We’re watching in real time Shitler hosting Gatsby parties while fighting any effort to feed hungry people, armed thugs kidnap in daylight and Senate Democratic “leadership” folds like a cheap umbrella.

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

To you from failing hands we throw The cheese packet; be it yours to shake well and pour over the noodles

This isn’t very hard, folks.

I don't care how Schumer himself votes. The bottom line is that as Senate Majority Leader, Lyndon Johnson would have last night had on his desk eight sealed mason jars with the severed hands of every senator who even thought about raising them to vote yes. As a majority leader should.

I know my pals @woozle-taffy.bsky.social will love this as much as I. www.huffpost.com/entry/france...

Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools

#GVerse #Update - via @calltoactivism.bsky.social "Just wanted to point out that Georgia Senator Jon Ossoff is quite possibly the most vulnerable Senator in America right now and tonight, he voted no on this deal. This is what courage looks like."

If you think the people throwing Great Gatsby-esque parties for themselves, while millions were denied their food assistance, are all of a sudden going to grow a conscience and save affordable healthcare, you clearly have not been paying attention.

This is why I follow @audacityofdespair.bsky.social

Senators, don't flood my email with a bunch of begging ass emails which is all you seem to do well.

As of this morning, it is imperative that the Democratic caucus in the senate remove Schumer as Minority Leader, Durbin as minority whip and Cortez Masto as Vice Chair of Outreach. Replace them today with Van Hollen, Murphy and Merkley. Or anyone else who actually knows how to lead and discipline.

Spoiler: they won’t.

Dead on.

I hope it’s at the White Lotus.

They could call it "The Pedolands"

Remember, they’re not incels when they work this hard to not get s*x.

When you go home, tell them of us and say. For your tomorrow, we gave our today. #WeWillRememberThem #LestWeForget

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