Oh good lord. There is out of depth and there’s this. What are these bookers thinking?

Really enjoying watching the fuckhead off the BBC being a fuckhead on the BBC. This whole show is a fucking joke. #bbcqt

Has anyone watched DTF St Louis? I don’t have time to “find out” if it’s good as I have some significant responsibilities starting Monday (MAFS Australia) so if anyone could sling me their hot take I’d be appreciative

Congratulations Michael B. Jordan on your Oscar win

Mural spotted in suburban Sydney, Australia.

Someone needs to make me a real housewife immediately I will BRING THE VIEWS

But don’t worry. Timothée Chalamet is still dating a Kardashian so we’re all fine.

I have no work tomorrow. And a cancer screening Tuesday. So currently this sucks balls.

Hello. Guess I’m back.

Also frightened if I go to sleep my face will blow up with Lisa Rinna lips like today

I’m hungry and there’s no snacks and a 19 year old cat guarding the kitchen and it’s 2am and not my house and halp

Absolutely furious I am now watching CNN in the night before bed YES I KNOW

Finally some news I can get behind

So, the land of the free is just running round killing their own citizens here there and everywhere.

I am stunned that Jacob Elordi got a nom for grunting and Mescal missed out for Shakespeare

Sinners is far and away the crowd favourite here

Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

Why is everyone listening to this quietly??? Someone yell something. Where’s the shoe throwing dude?

If he’s going to pretend this isn’t in the speech he should probably not read it off the fucking autocue

Oh Christ he’s got his eyes on the North Sea oil now hasn’t he. He’s going to invade us next.

What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??

Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.

Politics live has gone weird

The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications' But it is just facts.

“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY

I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.

The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good

Just if anyone was enquiring; No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room There is a police helicopter overhead The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour So feeling FUCKING RELAXED Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.

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Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.

@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.

Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey

Never had the privilege is quite the statement

The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now

Honestly, as the Z’s would say, the millennial urge to just give up

Fuming at having to go to bed for being a grown up fucks sake

“why would someone need pre-boiled eggs” “why would someone need grocery delivery services” disabled people exist ! anytime you see something that makes life easier its probably beneficial for disabled people !

Mmm Frogface Farage is on telly blathering about ripping off Giuliani’s broken windows policy. He’s very shiny. Like he’s wiped his face in Crisco.

I could be doing so many other things right now. Like. Making more St Marks solution. Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ) Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest

Where is this goddamn thunderstorm I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape

It is 2.15am. If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.

At what time can I yell at people on the balcony on a Friday

YES PLZ. Continuing my quest of seeing everything this guy has ever made with abandon. Without abandon? What’s the saying? Ah fuggit.

Christ that Wallace Guy’s a cunt. Signed, someone who’s DM’s he slid into asking me what hotel I was staying at around 17 years ago.

Hahaha well that ended well. Fucking hellfire.