What the hell is happening to Rory Stewart on Newsnight??

Every - and I do mean multiple - attempt I have made to get out of London for a few days this year has failed miserably. Yet another instance has just crumbled a day ahead of leaving. I’m getting a little tired of this.

Politics live has gone weird

The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications' But it is just facts.

“I don’t give a shit about the Bayeux tapestry tell Macron to give us the £45 million back” we’re TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE YOU ONE TRICK PONY

I feel like I only open this app to yell about how much I can’t stand Zia Yusuf and here we are again. Absolute fucking plum.

The chalamadingdong ping pong movie looks good

Just if anyone was enquiring; No fans allowed (not me) in the bedroom so am relegated to the front room There is a police helicopter overhead The cat has lost her fucking mind and decided to choose parkour So feeling FUCKING RELAXED Good thing I don’t have a job interview in the morning. Oh.

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Adam Fleming really proving himself to be a boys boy in this interview with the Masterchef contestant. Twat.

@thangamdebbonaire.bsky.social good Lord well done on your composure this evening. Not sure I matched it.

Zia Yusuf isn’t a bright fella hey

Never had the privilege is quite the statement

The concept of just lying down on the street a la the Radiohead video clip is not unappealing right now

Honestly, as the Z’s would say, the millennial urge to just give up

Fuming at having to go to bed for being a grown up fucks sake

“why would someone need pre-boiled eggs” “why would someone need grocery delivery services” disabled people exist ! anytime you see something that makes life easier its probably beneficial for disabled people !

Mmm Frogface Farage is on telly blathering about ripping off Giuliani’s broken windows policy. He’s very shiny. Like he’s wiped his face in Crisco.

I could be doing so many other things right now. Like. Making more St Marks solution. Measuring my stoma (length of little finger to thumb AMIRITE LADEEZ) Trying to get the Rosie O’Donnell treatment from #1 Epstein guest

Where is this goddamn thunderstorm I am lying down half asleep drinking goddamn DIORALYTE to ensure safe passage though this hellscape

It is 2.15am. If there is not some FUCKING SIGNIFICANT weather action shortly I am going to really lose the plot.

At what time can I yell at people on the balcony on a Friday

YES PLZ. Continuing my quest of seeing everything this guy has ever made with abandon. Without abandon? What’s the saying? Ah fuggit.

Christ that Wallace Guy’s a cunt. Signed, someone who’s DM’s he slid into asking me what hotel I was staying at around 17 years ago.

Hahaha well that ended well. Fucking hellfire.

Call HMRC they said. They’re really nice they said. This hold time is up there with the DWP. Do no government bodies work in this country?

The mushroom jokes will follow me around for the rest of the my life thanks to this bloody woman.

PS squid game 3 was dumb don’t bother

Looks like it’s about to pelt with rain so I’ll attempt to go lie quietly in a place intended to be lied in quietly. Fuck you brain! 🧠

Well sleeping the entire fucking day appears to have been a false economy

So the brothers play their first gig today. Do we actually think they’ll make it through the tour? Based on the fact this entire thing is financial in nature, and the fact they have arranged a fee from EVERYTHING associated with the shows (Inc food/drink) I think they’ll do half of London and quit.

I have to be up soon

Thank god, a backup plan

Kemi proved herself to be an even bigger cunt than originally thought today

It is 2.18am but guys it’s ok it’s now 29 degrees in my front room and my cat has gone insane

My “smart” fan is enjoying telling me it’s 30 degrees in my living room at 11.30pm

Just cried because I am too hot

When can I have Mexican food?

All I want is Mexican food.

Spotted Mescal in a reel the morning after Glastonbury ended. A new record.

FINE I’ll try and go to bed I want you to all know this is bringing up CHILDHOOD TRAUMA of being sent to bed at 6.30pm on 40 degree heat and somehow this is your fault since you’re reading it. My rational brain left some days ago.

Where the hell are all the people in the uk none of you are asleep you cowards

Read: the capitalist corporation of Glastonbury is concerned about forthcoming sponsorship AMIRITE

So did Charli xcx slag off her reviews? I’ve not seen any

Only what they released after Pinkerton.

Wonder how Charli xcx’s shoulder is today after all that air punching