The world has never made sense…

Proper grammar is important if you write headlines for a living.

Stealth and speed are the name of the game if you’re a squirrel…

We did the complete #Graceland experience yesterday. Loved #Memphis overall… Beale St., Civil Rights Museum, Stax Records, @sunrecords.bsky.social, Rock & Blues Museum, plus excellent BBQ. Took it all in, the good and the bad… will have to return someday. Prophetic words by The King… 🎼 🎤

The 1950’s version of Dee Snyder vs. Tipper Gore.

you mean st. petersburg?

Tonight’s Discussion Thread: What constitutes a movie musical? Is it where the plot and dialogue are mainly sung… like Sweeney Todd, Les Miz, or The Lion King? Is it where the spoken dialogue pauses so that a musical number can happen... like Grease, West Side Story, or The Wizard of Oz? 1/

Spotted in front of a bar & grille in Nashville:

The internet can be unrelenting and hilarious at the same time… go Jags!

“Love All Living Things”

I will never not be impressed by a basketball player successfully making a 3-point shot. I always have a positive audible reaction, regardless of which team I’m rooting for/against. #wnba #wnbaplayoffs #nba.

Hulk dote! See more Bizarro alternate realities at comicskingdom.com/bizarro comicskingdom.bsky.social

I’m currently driving out of state to look at my screen far away from home. #roadtrip #travel

Our cutesy Monster collection is growing. All smiles and appropriate for kids, but owned by two middle-aged adults.

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This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

Good point…

Looking forward to the sequels, “Wonder Woman renews her Pilot’s license.”, and “buys some Arugula.”, followed by “polishes her bracelets.”

Here on Emmy night, I stand by my earlier statement.

Comedy fans, don’t sleep on Spinal Tap II: The End Continues. Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest, @mjmckean.bsky.social and @harryshearer.bsky.social bring the Rock and Roll. Superman was excellent, but he can’t play guitar.

The Superman memes are on point…

Stop-motion art by Tokyo artist Tomohiro Okazaki: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

Good Morning, Skeethearts ☀️ 🩷

… and work.

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A classic cartoon that is still relevant 350 years later… credit to the great @danpirarobizarro.bsky.social

Beef Chili night, served in caskets!

Except this…

That is so cute

Yes, we are a middle-aged couple that occasionally buys children’s breakfast cereals… today’s purchase:

$3.6 million dollars is a jaw-dropping amount for a small movie prop. But, it is iconic and was used in two consecutive films.

#horror #horrormovies #horrorsky #horrorfamily

accept = 👐 except = 🚫

I must have been sick the day they taught this symbol in music class…

always there for you

For cats, it’s all about establishing dominance, not boundaries… lol.

{My wife is driving, I’m quietly reading an article on my phone, Bee Gees playing on a local radio station… stop at a red light…} Nobody: Without Warning: My Wife: “HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT *LOVE* THIS MUSIC?!?! I MEAN, REALLY?!? IT’S THE BEST!!” Excuse me while I pick myself off the floorboard… 😳

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Here’s Donald Duck’s family tree, for no reason... note that his family bloodline has copulated with geese in the past. Also, there’s a face with a question mark on it... mystery duck? #disney #comicbook #donaldduck

It's a little cruel that there is an 's' in 'lisp.'

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Oooooh, I wish I could bid on some of these items!

In the latest Funny Times

The yellow peppers finally turned yellow in the sun. It seems like I planted these years ago, but it was only in April. #gardening #patiogarden

Yeah, I’m totally guilty of this… 🙋🏻‍♂️ “So sorry, Generic Chainsaw Ghoul, could you move over? I’m trying to see the details of that haunted morgue set behind you.” #hhn #halloweenhorrornights #haunted #attractions #themeparks

Two years ago today, I mailed back my final @netflix.com DVD. Unfortunately, the mail-in service ended the same time we were moving, so I didn’t get to take advantage of the giveaways. But, I still appreciate the deep selection they offered. Way more choices than any of the streaming services.

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Why hasn’t Rowan Atkinson launched a chain of coffee shops called Mr Bean? Also, a greasy spoon café with an all-day breakfast called Johnny Full English.