Excited to play in Brussels this week

Well yes but not sure you had to put it quite like that

Stop motion project from 2020. Music is by Crywank.

I fly to Australia tomorrow. I’m so nervous. Wish us luck plsss

The music video we made for crywank was released a while ago! Go check it out!! youtu.be/Xdy3_D_OWQ8?...

Must be some wild coincidence but whenever I’m in Canada people called Daniel seem to always be winning scratchcards

Should really use this to promote the band, but currently using Bluesky to vent about heart eyes having a lower score than the monkey on letterboxd. Heart eyes was soooo much better.

I Love You but I’ve Chosen Me - Part V: Yellow Donut Doggo Based on track five of Fist Me til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth by @crywankband.bsky.social #crywank #transartist #abstractexpressionism #queerart

The Best Based on track nine of Fist Me til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth by @crywankband.bsky.social #crywank #transartist #abstractexpressionism #queerart

30 days of my favorite DIY releases (LPs, EPs, & singles) #DIYsky Day 13: Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid (LP) by @crywankband.bsky.social My band got to open for these lovely folks during their local stop on their 1st US tour in 2022. It forever altered my brain (positive). <3

!!! DAY TICKETS NOW ON SALE !!! We’re also happy to announce the age restriction for Summer’s Born Fest is now confirmed as 16+ Be sure to join us May BANK HOLIDAY weekend for the best of the rest of emo / indie rock. @onelinedrawing.bsky.social @crywankband.bsky.social droptheego.bigcartel.com

Sonic Youth? More like… Shadowlescent

11/27 songs animated 21:45/ 56:05 Had a life goal of getting our album ‘Fist Me til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth’ animated into a psychedelic Fantasia/Allegro Non Troppo/ Interstellar 5555 kinda movie This is it so far. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Lil mini tour starting on Thursday!

On tour again

Don’t Listen to This Song @crywankband.bsky.social #art #transartist #crywank

Hi. My name is Jay. I’ve spent the last fifteen years playing music in my unsigned self-managed band called ‘Crywank’. We make kinda tongue-in-cheek sad anti-folk & acoustic punk. All of our music is available for name your price on bandcamp. We released one album people kinda liked 10 years ago.

crywank dog @crywankband.bsky.social ♡ #transart #transartist #drawing #art

Wondering what life would be like if Shrek was a real person. Which political party would he support, what events would he attend, what would his career be like? Would he just chill ogre style or lean into being a red carpet celeb?

Oh no I dedicated my life to making acoustic emo music oops

I joined letterboxd dreaming of being a funny one line review champion, but quickly became a multiple paragraph review loser

Stick your ass in my ass and I bet you’ll feel nuts

I know people call tomorrow is nearly yesterday and everyday is stupid the dog album but it would be funny to call egg on face foot in mouth wriggling wriggling the shitass album because there's shit and ass on the cover.

If I had enough money I’d produce a buckcherry biopick starring Jane Lynch as Josh Todd

Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid - Crywank ( KK Slider Cover 2022 ) #kkslideralbum #kkslider #Crywank

I took an After Effects class this semester at university, and I created a lyric video for Memento Mori by @crywankband.bsky.social! :3 youtu.be/KDb7YsAd8lE

New solo project debut ep release ‘onion skin’ is now on streaming platforms. If you like early crywank you might enjoy this. Debut album coming 2025.

This couple had a SHREK themed wedding And a MINIONS themed anniversary party And an OVER THE HEDGE themed housewarming party And a BOSS BABY baby shower And a SHARK TALE themed divorce And a THE CROODS themed remarriage And a MEGAMIND themed retirement party And a BEE MOVIE themed funeral

Lemonade mouth dvd 🍋 👄 📀

I should promote the tour I’m doing next year but instead I might just post loads of my dvd collection because DVDs are now my only interest 📀 😎 💿

Currently watching boogeyman (2005), I had to sit through this scene so now you have to as well Content warning: very naughty

Over 300 copies of the album have now been sold! Come see what the all freakin' hubbub is about! People can't get enough guitar-based Trans women.

Found this pic of me and Dan performing at miss the stars in 2019. Potentially at our smelliest, we’d been living on the road couch surfing and sleeping in vans and flixbusses for three years at this point. Slowing down had done wonders for my mental health. I live for more than just the band now.

Tell you what. The twitter mob wouldn't like this tour one bit. You Bluesky kids tho... This is RIGHT up your street I reckon. JoFo and fucking Crywank co headliners in 2025!!!!! Outrageous... Shall we?

Tickets for the tour are out today! Manchester show has now been added. Also performing in London, Leeds, Birmingham, Bristol, Southampton & Bristol!!

If you think my musics cool wait til you see me piss and shit my pants (I do it in a really cool way)

I saw ‘we live in time’ at the cinema yesterday and right before making my end of year movie list, I now have a second worst film of the year! It was terrible!

We have no banjo but I’m fine with the term goblincore

I’m excited to see our artists wrapped considering all of our Spotify stats have gone down this year

Going back on tour! Tickets available on Friday!! Coheadline tour crywank & Johnny Foreigner!

Announcing a co-headline tour today (wednesday). Tickets will be on sale Friday. It’s with a band I’ve been listening to for 18 years 😳 I’m dead excited 🫨

I wish I had the audacity that massive museums and theatres that also receive government funding have when it comes to asking for money. “You’ve spent more than you’ve ever spent on a ticket to a show, would you also like to donate £10 to support the arts 🥺”

In my mid-30’s unironically listening to the scene aesthetic

In what world are Crywank Midwest emo? We are northern english acoustic mall emo

Love this Hank bee song so much youtu.be/uuFz2SUgBK0?...

If you haven’t heard it yet, I have a new solo project. Just me and a guitar, so kinda similar to the earlier crywank stuff. Hope you like it. youtu.be/E4rLgQ7i-Qg?...

Great number! Thanks so much for giving our music so much of your time. Humbled to have soundtracked so much of your life!

I keep finding DVDs that aren’t on Letterboxd. Anyone got any info on this?

This was me before I started crywank. Sad teenager.