Here is Zelensky filming himself in an area Putin claims Russia has taken. The guy is such a badass. (Compare to Putin who has comical furniture built because he’s afraid to sit near his own allies.)

He was always this guy, for those asking.

The Cinnabon Story (condensed)

The youths serving at this pub in London: What concert did you just come from? Me: MJ Cole. Youths: J. Cole?! Cool. Me: Haha, no, sorry, MJ Cole. I'm old. Youths: Well to be fair J. Cole is proper old now too. 💀💀💀💀

9 minutes to get to my next gate in a different terminal at Atlanta Hartsfield-Jacskson.

Let's hear ur fav fake sponsored awards to give DJT Mine: Reese's Piece Prize. Dude Wipes' Ass Wipe Of TY The Home Depot Home Despot Award Cinnabuns Of Steel Adobe's Epstein PDF Files Award

I'll say it once, but I'll say it tonight: go dawgs

London advice sought. Any not-so-central neighborhoods you'd recommend to stay and poke around in? My goals are simple: just to wander about, sit in a pub, watch sport, enjoy food of any and all cuisines, and just chill out for a weekend.

Wasn't expecting a MNF x Eurovision x oppressive Georgian (Republic of) politics crossover tonight.

This isn't a "diplomatic effort". It's a business deal to feed one guy's ego and greed with no consideration for diplomacy or the freedom of Ukraine and millions of Ukrainians It'll forever be a national shame that this "effort" has gone on as it has for as long as it has with no ability to stop it

plus you can get those ebooks and audiobooks straight to your phone, no physical visit required. feels like an infinite money glitch, only your dollars don't go toward some bezos-owned online property.

Chonky doink

Always thought the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl was the oddest sponsor and location mashup until now

oh no disaster what a bear idea

Since day one, Western reporting overestimates Ru's strength and underestimates Ukraine, subtly legitimizes Ru's aggression by repeating various Ru pretexts for the war, and overwhelmingly pities Ukraine, subtly creating the impression that their loss is a foregone conclusion.

I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30

No one should have to live like this.

Hitting the little ♥️ on every CFB post on my timeline right now

I'm sorry they're messing up y'all's nerdy little rankings or whatever, but these championship games are great content

For the next few moments I'm a single issue voter and that's for anyone promising Loretta Lynch back as U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of New York to finish the job on all these guys.

lol

Something nice to see among all the doom and gloom on the timeline. Local engagement with your neighbors works.

This is bad, but I will forgive and even thank Netflix if they get into a really protracted and damaging legal battle with the Ellisons

listen I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply

Not at all related but today my stylist was telling me about this Tool cover band she likes and I was like, dude, being a Tool cover band is just about the most audacious kind of cover band to be. Maybe second only to Queen. That’s a huge promise.

I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice

One of the wisest posts I ever read

As a blue blue Democrat in the South South, how are *any* of these names here before any of the Georgia ones? Rhode Island?? Hawaii?????? Plain cowardice.

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

"They just strike wherever they want. Russians realize that the battery is running low, so they need to strike somewhere," including civilians. The asymmetric focus on civilians in UA and RU drone operations is one more example of the differences on what each side is fighting for and who to support

you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving

oh no disaster

266 yards, 7.2 yards per carry by Baugh is a beaut of a performance in a rivalry game.

Free Marty Smith

This isn't gonna stop investigations. How can allegedly smart people be so dumb. Can't imagine what being a tuition payer must feel like seeing this capitulation.

Congrats to my Dublin friends on your new title. I knew you could do it 🥳 www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

It was not a plan but a capitulation document. It did not come together. It was a Russian document presented by some Americans as American. Be clear in your headlines. Help people see the simple awfulness of things.

Can't allow witnessing that during the biggest meal of the year.

Wow absolutely fuck these fucking assholes, their shitty fucking "AI" business should be sold off down to the last copper wire and the proceeds given to every parent who lost a kid to their fucking bullshit engine

Womyn B Shoppin already taken at the Department of Commerce

RIP BOZONARO

Going to live vicariously through the Hilltoppers tonight

Please retweet this. It is not good for this sort of misinformation to spread as wide as it already has.

The Mi-8 was reportedly downed over Russia's Rostov Oblast. "We are changing the rules of the game: now we are hunting," Ukraine's Special Operations Forces said. This is the most interesting part, changing the rules of the game, the hunted becoming the hunter..? This may get interesting..

Since it's not been a Dominion for a while, go with a The Most Serene Republic of and ditch the King.

SemiLOLs

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