Okay this whole thing is already funny as hell.

Not highlighting a potentially dangerous heat wave article with a picture of the beach or pool challenge [impossible]

It's not mentioned, but one of the Maptap locations today features a guy that also features in one my favorite news bloopers from 25 years ago. youtu.be/K1Y6PchDYfw?... www.maptap.gg May 25 100🎯 100🎯 94🏆 95👑 100🎯 Final score: 973

If you're not familiar with Mount Mayon, the thing you might not catch from this that makes it more metal than it already is is that it's probably the volcano with the most perfect cone in the world. It looks like a volcano in a fantasy movie or one where the archvillain would hide their lair.

Really cool that the posts Google now thinks I want to see when I search for the local weather are anywhere from three days to three months old, with none from today. Not sure what they're trying to do over there, but their site is so cooked.

Not a parent myself, but have taught enough to say let your kids make mistakes, as long as they learn from them. These are some of the most helpful lessons in life, and you can always tell the kids who learned how to take responsibility and deal with them, and those who have been shielded from this

Oh no

Mass missile attack on Kyiv, been going since at least midnight. Interception so loud and close it woke my whole family up, and still ongoing.

Like me throwing my placement tests in college so they wouldn't slot me into Advanced Spanish.

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Honestly the reason to play Maptap is the story of each place at the end. Well curated and fascinating every day. (everyone US Central Time and west has a chance to learn some interesting [derogatory] things about George Washington today) www.maptap.gg May 21 99🎯 96🔥 97🔥 95🏆 100🎯 Final score: 974

I'd hang out at Nancy's.

Happy Vyshyvanka Day, Ukraine 🩵💛 Here's my nephew enjoying his.

I maintain that there are no bad forms of pizza, only weak people.

I prefer "canoesseur."

Not trying to let the DNC off the hook, but I'm unsure why so many people who were consumed over how bungling and incompetent the (bungling and incompetent) DNC was in 2024 thought it'd suddenly turn into Oak Ridge in studying what went wrong with itself This report was always going to end this way

Assuming a pilot, it's always interesting to go through that life transition when people in a profession are all older than you to when they're mostly your age or younger.

With how sweaty they are trying to get this IPO out of the door, smashing and grabbing what they can before the bubble bursts, I cannot wait to see how WeWork their S-1 filing is gonna be. 🎁 link www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...

The audible gasp then laugh I had when reaching the second paragraph here. It's depressing how this era has exposed so many people in charge as being credulous ding-dongs with low standards, but at the same time it does help with many inadequacies or Imposter Syndrome I might've had.

Proof they know the difference between right and wrong…..they just don’t give a shit until the system stops working in their favor

In case you, like me, didn't know where Shelly MN is, it's about 45 minutes north of Moorhead, in the Climax school district. Sometimes life works out exactly the way it should.

Italy singing with their hands is peak Italy 👊🖐️🤚💍

Monica (in my life), Erica (by my side), Rita (all I need), Tina (what I see), Sandra (in the sun), Jessica (here I am)

Razors reached for six blades and plateaued there, but I believe in the leches, they can reach higher.

I am begging journalists covering Callais to think a LITTLE BIT about how covering only the partisan implications of Callais reinforces the batshit opinion's assertion that the VRA was only about partisan power

Absolutely humiliating, everything about this, as it should be

Well, shit

135 posts, 8 followers is some spirited work. That takes serious effort to be that repellant.

How my email finds you

Genuinely curious what movies hold up for this. Galaxy Quest would probably be my top choice.

Going to see a game at the Bell Centre is bucketlist tbh

Gotye's Somebody I Used to Know will remain in our generation and I don't think it'll break contain to others. I feel like there's a completely different elder millennial song in contention but I can't put my finger on exactly which one that one is.

RIP dot ie The most uniquely Irish of sites.

Bluesky crystalized into a perfect gemstone

LFG youtu.be/nvxQa9Z7z6g?...

I was trying to have a good Saturday until that Frontier Airlines story in Denver passed my feed. Man.

For someone some said "doesn't have any cards left" just weeks ago, Zelensky just graciously decreed that Moscow can go ahead with their little military parade tomorrow (within the confines of Red Square).

Sewer Shark 💯

As they keep adding teams, they're really backing themselves into a corner by calling this the Opening Round

Betteridge's Law of Headlines breaks down every now and then after all.

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

My prediction still holds that Florida again misses the projections on House seats after the next census. The Covid surge has long stalled, and the state's on some weak foundations right now.

Happy pump day

Good diplomatic jiu-jitsu. Still, the fact that russia, after starting a brutal war of aggression, numerous terrorist acts, nuclear threats and ceasefire rejections, can demand a 1-day ceasefire and Ukraine still has to somehow figure out how not to be the bad guy in this situation is simply...

Revisiting this article and it's kinda confirming something about the prediction markets that's been on the back of my mind: they're just the latest tech "service" when the vast majority of normal people try it out, the less they actually want to use it. I'm honestly not impressed with the numbers.

I am once again proposing