#winter #firstdayofwinter Happy day wherever you are.

@annslater22.bsky.social I baked you a Christmas moose 🤗

It just doesn't feel like Christmas until you've dressed your Venus fly trap as Santa. 📹: youtube.com/@klunatik

@jimmykimmel.com I’m puzzled by recent YouTube videos of you delivering warnings about trump’s latest atrocities. Do you post these videos or are they AI generated?

Has anyone seen those Jimmy Kimmel YouTubes that are just him recapping trump’s latest crimes & dementia episodes? Are these AI? Is Kimmel actually involved in these or is somebody just putting them out using his image? I’m really confused by them.

LUKA’S BOOK CLUB: Another compelling suspense novel by the incomparable Frieda McFadden, The Tenant has more twists & turns than a roller coaster & will keep you guessing til the very last page. 8 paws up 🐾🐾🐾🐾

A performing arts center was a perfect tribute to President Kennedy, as he & his First Lady were icons of American arts & culture. What trump should plaster his name on is a strip club.

youtube.com/shorts/NB5PH... I always wondered why trump makes that weird tubular shape with his lips when he’s supposedly imitating someone else, because trump is the only person I’ve ever seen who smooches up his lips when he speaks.

Letter to editor Wash Post. He lies far more than he speaks truth ( if ever)

Any pals out there have any experience with Adequan? Vet has recommended it for my arthritis 😕

If you are incapable of recognizing breaking into, vandalizing & defecating in the Capitol Building & violently assaulting police officers as an ‘attack’, you are not competent to be a judge 🤬🤬🤬

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youtube.com/shorts/OPw_f... Last minute shopping, anyone? 🤗

As one does….🤷‍♀️😂

When your homophobic tweet only reveals your ignorance of nature 😂

Regardless of politics, I cannot imagine why anyone would be interested in a documentary about Melania Trump, a woman with absolutely no personality, talents or accomplishments. She’s not even a solid role model for other gold diggers, as luring such a pussy hound required no special skills.

It has been a rough week for news, really rough.

youtube.com/watch?v=zdUa... I ❤️ this guy 🤣🤣🤣

LUKA’S BOOK CLUB: For my readers who are obsessed with novels about babies - ladies who want them & can’t have them, people who have them & don’t want them, & nannies who like to steal them - give this one a read. 4 paws up 🐾🐾

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apple.news/Al31wtANMS1G... If trump’s disgusting comments about Rob Reiner’s tragic death turns out to be the atrocity that finally shakes his supporters out of their slavish devotion, it will be a small silver lining to the dark cloud of losing a wonderful man & a great patriot.

apple.news/ABjEW6Ap9RBi... Building a 90,000 sq ft gilded ballroom is essential to our national security. It’s a wonder how the country has managed to survive all these years without one 🙄

Jeffrey Epstein’s estate should be suing the media for defamation for tying him to donald trump.

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... How many of trump’s alpha male ICE agents does it take to bring down your 5’2” Grandma?

Even trump’s best (& possibly only) friend Jeffrey Epstein described him as being without one cell of human decency.

To those who say that getting rid of trump wouldn’t make a difference because any Republican successor would continue his ‘policies’, that may be true. But I honestly can’t think of any other candidate so completely & utterly devoid of any tiny iota of human decency except his own son Don Jr.

"uh, this fucking guy. not one single shred of humanity. just a dispassionate, monotone ‘things can happen.’ Donny puts more emotion into talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick." Now at the point where unable to start the day until I've read Jeff's daily post. The best.

apple.news/A_9W-X3qcTZu... Is there anything - ANYTHING?!! - this doofus can do like a normal person?

apple.news/Avlp45U9cQb6... Why does donald always sound like an alien clumsily navigating human feelings & the English language? It’s especially jarring when he’s asked to comment on a recent death or tragedy.

apple.news/AEYEw8eJLQC2... My Mom loved this show, too. Her role model was Mary Tyler Moore, former dancer, perfect wife & animal rights activist ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Developmentally Disabled Trump bans states from regulating AI. So, unregulated AI has the last laugh ...

If MAGA men are so devoutly, unequivocally heterosexual, how come their women are giving such big dick-swinging energy? I sense a little gender ambivalence in the MAGAverse 🤔

apple.news/ALoXUnmn9Qj-... I’m a pretty casual guy but I have to say I’m not comfortable having members of Congress asserting their privilege at airports by shrieking ‘I’m a f**king Congresswoman’ like a drunken Real Housewife getting thrown out of a bar.

Dad got a holiday seed bell for the birds … 🙄

youtube.com/watch?v=i6K7... In case you didn’t know you really needed a house donkey 🤗

If being a crazy cat man is wrong, why would I want to be right?

Is anyone else thinking that trump’s latest loony rant about the cost of pencils is because he was advised to address the issue of affordability at his rally in Pennsylvania? That seems like the kind of verbal connection a cognitive-impaired brain might make 🤔

Brett Kavanaugh's "minor inconvience" now includes beating people up and cutting off their wedding rings for [checks notes] "observing ICE from a distance."

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Move over, Leatherface! There’s a new nightmare in town: FillerFace 🥶

Nobody told me that my new bed was going to be a time-share 😠

BREAKING: There’s a new girl in town! My Greyhound neighbor Isabelle reports that a black & white Greyhound named Claire just moved in across the street from her! #SighthoundsRule

Larry the cat and President Zelensky. What could be better?

It’s so obvious that the fake FIFA peace prize was designed specifically for trump. It looks like the gnarled, rotting hands of greedy demons reaching up out of hell to devour the earth 🥶

Nothing says ‘America First’ like suggesting we change the name of our most popular national sport because some foreign guy gave you some gold stuff 🙄

It’s amazing that such small, graceful creatures can sound like a herd of buffalo running around the house at night.

He’s Just Not That Into You, Carrie

My new dog bed 🙁