youtube.com/watch?v=2Tos... ROTFBMTO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

youtube.com/watch?v=g6k5... Hysterical & uplifting 😂

For comparison, the depiction on the left is Jesus healing the sick. The photo on the right is a Red Cross doctor. Does anyone believe President Very Stable Genius confused these 2 images?

An international joke, disgrace.

youtube.com/watch?v=vB_J... Looks like this may be the video Melania was trying to distance herself from 🤣🤣🤣

Have a kitty. This sweet boy is Boots. He’s available for adoption in Minnesota through Pet Haven. You can learn more about him here. pethavenmn.org/adopt/adopta...

apple.news/ACa4oYZG1Q5u... I know I’ll get a lot of hate from my fellow libs, but I agree that Dems will be squandering a lot of momentum if they keep trying to push special interest agendas down the throats of the midwest & southern voters they’ll need to oust Republicans from power.

America, we have a problem😳🤷‍♂️

A bit of humor for you to brighten your day.

"Dysfunctional" Family Circus

youtube.com/watch?v=4QHa... This is an extremely thoughtful analysis of where we stand now. Defo worth watching if you missed it.

I guess he couldn’t find a giant replica of a bone spur.

...we interrupt our regularly-scheduled utter fucking chaos for a message of the utmost importance from Preznit Fuckwit’s Slovenian rent-a-wife — the one who married him for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence..."

I KNEW IT!!!

Melania’s eyelids are so heavily laden with false lashes & makeup, I don’t know how she can see anything. Then again, maybe that’s the secret to staying married to donald 🤔

If Melania barely knew Ghislaine Maxwell, how come Maxwell calls her by the same pet name my Mom uses for her cat that sleeps in bed with her? 🧐

Melania & Karoline

Philly area people: The CHOP garage collapse in Grays Ferry has (probably) killed 3 people, and all the animals at the Grays Ferry Philly Paws location have been evacuated. They desperately need cat foster homes until the shelter can reopen. Please help if you can! phillypaws.org/foster/

apple.news/AdgoTOIiCSiy... In other news, podiatry is predicted to soon surpass neurosurgery as the most profitable medical specialty in the U.S.

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In other words, countless deaths & unnecessary destruction, negative economic impact for everyone outside trump’s inner circle, & the best we can hope for is that everything goes back to the way it was before trump started his war.

When I saw this headline, I thought I was looking at the Borowitz Report, but it’s real. It’s also real that people who get their news from right wing media will never see it.

I hope US media outlets, universities & law firms are learning something from Iran’s non-response to Donnie Taco’s threats. If you just ignore him, he huffs & he puffs but ultimately he just slinks away.

Two weeks. Isn’t that the same timeframe he gave us for the release of his healthcare plan (in 2017)? #TacoTuesday

Maybe Iran should be the ones orchestrating a regime change in the U.S. Their President sounds a lot saner than ours.

It’s obvious who the Alpha is in this car 😂

Let’s blow stuff up & see what happens’ is the kind of Very Stable Genius strategy that earned him 6 bankruptcies.

I’m sorry, but this is certifiably insane. What kind of leadership is it to declare you’re going to wipe out an entire civilization & just see what happens because ‘WHO KNOWS?’

Trump unhinged anntelnaes.substack.com/p/trump-unhi...

Gee, this reminds me of how my beehive got taken over by parasitic fly maggots....

I wonder if it would shake the MAGA base if we remind them that this will also harm unborn fetuses 🙄

apple.news/A3dHIHOR9Qc-... I’m happy to see that in this case they’re laying the blame where it belongs.

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Memory foam 🤗

Anyone have any experience with Oriole feeders? Dad gave Mom one for Easter.

I think the best solution for this seemingly unsolvable mess the country has gotten into is to just disable all Secret Service protection & let nature take its course.

Haven’t seen any bunnies yet but apparently we have an Easter frog living in the backyard 🐸

Anything worth doing is worth doing well 😉 Happy Easter to those who celebrate 🐣

Napoleon Bonaspur threatening a Holy War 🙄

Waiting for the lunch bell …

I had a coupon. What in the hell was I supposed to do?

apple.news/A81JIb7ApQrG... I’m sorry … what?! The woman who shot a puppy for misbehaving, oversaw the murder of American citizens & then tried to brand them as terrorists, flew around in a taxpayer-funded luxury f**k plane & dressed up as various action figures doesn’t deserve to be humiliated? 🙄

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It's just good to know

President Bonespur von Fuckwit has a big mad because the allies he said he doesn’t need won’t help him with the war he said he wouldn’t start.

The ‘America First’ President says we can’t waste our tax dollars on the American people because the ‘No More Wars’ President needs the money for his wars.

This is what you get when you elect a leader so coddled & protected that his only experience of war or violence comes from memes, movies & pro wrestling. He’s like a 6-year-old playing a video game.

Does this mean he’s giving up on his Nobel Peace Prize?

First Kristi Noem, then Pam Bondi & I’m afraid Karoline Leavitt may be next. Trump has a strict ‘3 chins & you’re out’ policy 😬