My cat sleeps all day and then keeps me awake all night so this gave me a good laugh. Credit - @dagnylill on Instagram

CROCUSES! We'll be back to winter later this week, but I will take this to sustain me til real spring. #flowers #garden #gardening

10/10 take. no notes

I just asked my Nest speaker about echinacea and it said, "Since you are under 18..." I then asked how old it thinks I am and it said, "I'm an AI assistant, I can't guess your age." Bitch, you're google; you know everything about me. And you sure as shit know I'm not under 18. #ai #overlords

Really enjoyed it (I guess "enjoyed" is inaccurate). I kept trying to make sense of it, and couldn't. But it was done so well, that didn't matter. Or maybe that was why it was good. My favorite #horror #films are those dripping with paranoia, and this one scratched that itch. #movies #moviesky

Finally finished it #crossstitch #crafts #crafting

It's their lunchtime. But Cassius doesn't understand the rule of "cat on lap." His siblings are off camera loudly explaining it to him. #caturday

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

I had a frame delivered from Michael's and it came with a bonus Mike n Ike stuck to it. Give me a dollar to eat it.

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NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay

1/2 We've started an accessibility committee at my work to update our online resources. We are a very small, primarily virtual company and do lots of online stuff (publications, webinars, etc.). 🧵

For women’s history month i’d like the patriarchy to sit the fck down

Every year my coworker starts her countdown in Februaryish and it gives us life. Right now the sun is shining. But it's 20. Spring will get here eventually.

My sissy @amday1969.bsky.social and I finally finished our latest #painting. Thanks to the snow finally melting enough to come up here. Her agave is <chef's kiss>

Boycott OpenAI! OpenAI and its CEO, Sam Altman, announced Friday that the company reached an agreement with the Department of Defense to deploy its AI models on a classified network just hours after Trump ordered federal agencies to phase out rival Anthropic.

Here, have a handsome cat. #caturday

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

bluesky is so inspirational

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei said Thursday the artificial intelligence company "cannot in good conscience accede" to the Pentagon's demands to allow unrestricted use of its technology, deepening the unusually public clash with the Trump administration. https://to.pbs.org/4sbL2r9

Just as I'm over the snow, this beauty. Nothing quite as beautiful as a cardinal in the snow.

Rewatching AP Bio because I realized I never watched the final season (because I refused to give Peacock money). This was such a great show, with such a great cast (Patton Oswalt, Paula Pell, Glenn Howerton et al) and I feel like it went under the radar. #tv #tvsky #comedy

I told Cassius he can't go play outside because it's cold and snowy. First he flopped down and tantrummed; it's developed into an existential crisis. #cat #cats

At a #watercolor class @theartstorecny.bsky.social I have always been terrible at it (hence the class). The calm before the chaos. I will post the after, good or bad. #art

1A is currently talking about the board of peace and we can PLEASE stop normalizing this shit and say what it actually is. Trump enriching himself. No, it's not a UN replacement. No, it's not about peace. No it's not about rebuilding GAZA. It's bribery and money laundering.

I've worked in/adjacent to the public safety/law enforcement field for 20+ years. So I have a pretty thick skin. I'm also rabidly independent & feminist, as all women should be. I have a master's degree and am an ackowledged expert in my field. So when a guy says, "I have a girl!" in reference to me

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

I'm not trying to own even more stuff, but sometimes one must have the physical media. I've never actually seen the original except when I was like 4 or 5, so I got it too. From Movies Unlimited. #movies #DVD #sci-fi

#photography #unedited

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

A little #caturday stalking

Any #audiobook narrators here? If so, opinions on the play speed option? I feel like listening at anything but normal speed is disrespecting the craft. I will do it if I'm not enjoying a #book though. But I equate it to skipping opening credits that people put so much work into. 🧵 1/2

I started #watching Stumble, thinking it would be a sucky network comedy but I am pleasantly surprised. It's weird and funny and I'm sure it will be canceled after one season. #tv #tvsky 📺

I had some #kefir over-ferment (curds and whey separate) so I decided to make some #cheese. It's not as good as butter or cream cheese but it's not bad, wicked easy, and is super healthy (it doesn't get cooked so all the good bacteria and such is still there). #food

I do feel sad for the Guthrie family, but I see/hear more news about one missing lady than I see about the elites who run the world raping and murdering children and ICE disappearing thousands. But yeah, that one famous lady's mom is missing. Stop the presses. #news #backwards

Rather than an a-hole gajillionaire, I like to think of Danny Wegman wearing a little red and white checked apron, cooking up delicious hoagies (Danny's Favorite is the closest thing I've found to an Italian hoagie up here) and sauces in his little kitchen. #food

Doing a #hiit #workout and the trainer said, "Dabble in the discomfort" and I LOVE this. Such a great little motto for life.

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

I had rainbow slaw for pulled pork sammies and used the leftover for ramen. I've been jonesing for this all week. #food #cooking #comfortfood

Opened the pantry to grab some sunflower seeds and Topher decided he needs a treat too. #cat #cats #caturday

Seen last night at the slot car tax write-off, er I mean store, at the end of my block. I feel like this is begging for a hilarious caption but can't think of one. #cybertruck

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

The cats have been maniacs, so this morning I shoveled off a bit of the back patio to let them blow off some cabin fever. If nope was a picture.

No offense to anyone who likes it, but manuka honey tastes gross.

My sis and my second #painting #wip. We had to split it up because the cacti are gonna take a while and I had to come home to finish the laundry. So hopefully we'll finish next week unless we get snowed in again. #adulthood #art

I decided to revive a covid #hobby because Wegmans is always out of #kefir. Last time I just drank it after first ferment but this time I'm messing around with second ferments. And #bread! It's not quite as sour as sourdough but it's easier/less time consuming. Recipe etc in alt text. #baking

This boy's purrs soothe my soul. #cat #cats #caturday

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I started using clear aligners a few months ago and one thing my dentist didn't warn me about is how much I would miss gum.