Alex Su
@heyitsalexsu.bsky.social
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Stuff I can’t say on Twitter
Legal realizing that the contract they’re supposed to review already has a signature
5 months ago
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Sales waiting for legal to finish reviewing a 100 page MSA after sending it to them 3 minutes ago
8 months ago
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In house lawyers overhearing the sales team’s conversations
8 months ago
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Kirkland associates right now
9 months ago
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Me watching White Lotus and hearing one of the characters mention “K&E”
9 months ago
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HLS grads when they get asked what law school they went to
9 months ago
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Sales vs Legal
9 months ago
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reposted by
Alex Su
Michelle Strowhiro
11 months ago
This is the last TikTok that TikTok will let me watch
@heyitsalexsu.bsky.social
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The lawyer you pay $2,000 an hour talking to the other side’s lawyer
11 months ago
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That’s him, the guy who billed 300 hours to “attention to discovery”
12 months ago
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When your extended family asks how you like being a lawyer
about 1 year ago
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Feeling thankful for yet another social media platform for me to post bad memes and promote my Substack
about 1 year ago
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Serious post warning: The biggest thing holding you back in your career might be that you’ve chosen the wrong game to play. Here are some thoughts on what you should do instead.
www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selec...
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Game selection
The thing holding you back isn't lack of work ethic or inadequate intelligence, it's that you've chosen the wrong game to play
https://www.alexofftherecord.com/p/game-selection
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Hello again
about 1 year ago
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When the long weekend is finally over
over 2 years ago
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Biglaw partners tallying up their hours for the year
over 2 years ago
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Biglaw partner, legal tech founder, general counsel
over 2 years ago
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Keeping my phone off today because I heard that good lawyers are hard to find
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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reposted by
Alex Su
Ryan Groff 🫧
over 2 years ago
Anyone else in legal/legaltech just go to
@heyitsalexsu.bsky.social
‘s followers to find folks?
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Just wanted to honor all Americans who will be out celebrating Independence Day this weekend by drinking and using fireworks. Torts hypos wouldn’t be the same without your sacrifice.
over 2 years ago
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Before you follow me here just know that I’m going to be far more annoying than I was on that other platform
over 2 years ago
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reposted by
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J.J.
over 2 years ago
Unblocking all my nemeses on Twitter so my posts count against their daily rate
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If you followed me for law related content bc that’s what I post on Twitter…hang in there. Just let me talk my shit first.
over 2 years ago
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I should block this one dude but how else am I gonna be able to track how many times he’s crossed me?
over 2 years ago
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What do you call a subtweet when it comes in Tik Tok format? Bc I just made one of those.
over 2 years ago
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Need to keep reminding myself to avoid getting pulled into Internet fights, especially on Twitter
over 2 years ago
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When they find out I’m talking shit about them here
over 2 years ago
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The worst part about legal tech is legal tech twitter
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Posted a risky tweet, now just waiting for legal to reach out to me
over 2 years ago
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Me: *opens Bluesky for a quick sec All of my friends from Twitter:
over 2 years ago
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Full disclosure
over 2 years ago
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reposted by
Alex Su
Matt Margolis
over 2 years ago
Collecting just a few likes per skeet
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reposted by
Alex Su
J.J.
over 2 years ago
Why I’m not allowed to conduct employee investigations anymore
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Fuck yeah I’m recycling jokes, I’m trying to gain some clout over here ok
over 2 years ago
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Meanwhile, on LinkedIn:
over 2 years ago
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Just made a caption contest on Twitter, and promised to give away an invite code to whoever gets the most likes. So far the responses are absolutely hilarious. Need more invite codes so I can keep doing this.
over 2 years ago
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Me when I finally got a Bluesky invite
over 2 years ago
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Pretty sure AI will replace shitposters before the lawyers
over 2 years ago
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Wonder how long I have to wait until it’s cool for me to promote my Substack here
over 2 years ago
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They should require invite codes to join LinkedIn too
over 2 years ago
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Honestly the “what’s hot” tab is too much chaos for me
over 2 years ago
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Me last week: Well the next time they make a new social app I’m sure they’ll call their posts something better than “tweet” Me this week: Oh
over 2 years ago
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Someone claiming to be the CEO of Bluesky just followed me. Not sure if it’s legit. I mean she doesn’t even have a blue check.
over 2 years ago
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Humbled and honored to reach this milestone of 60 followers. Doesn’t matter that 57 of you are bots.
over 2 years ago
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reposted by
Alex Su
Matt Margolis
over 2 years ago
Alright we got
@jdotj.bsky.social
,
@heyitsalexsu.bsky.social
, and
@lizcgil.bsky.social
- the band is almost back together
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Me: This app is great, wonderful experience so far. What’s that? Oh yeah I used to see that show on TV when I was a kid. Some alien or animal living in someone’s house. Why do you ask?
over 2 years ago
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