An evangelical bro was at my gym in the men's sauna proselytizing strangers, but right as he said "you should all read the gospels," someone outside in a bathroom stall ripped an absolutely thunderous fart that made the ground shake and I was like "must be a sign from God that the gospels are shit!"

🙃 #GavinNewsom #EpsteinFiles

It makes sense once you realize that every accusation is a confession.

Just a friendly reminder 🤔

Fact: The President of the United States has a worse criminal record than 99% of the people he is deporting.

Narrator: he didn’t

Please send to all your Congressional representatives.

Nazis came to power in January of 1933...Dachau, first concentration camp opened in March of 1933...not saying it's the same...not saying it's not

“There is only one thing worse than fighting with your allies, and that’s fighting without them.” —Victor Hugo We’re entering the “worse” phase.

Trump is a Russian operative, whose mission it is to destroy the United States in every way possible. If you understand this much, everything Trump is doing makes perfect sense.

This was….five months ago

This is the sad reality. Gotta own those libs at all costs #USDemocracy

America was given a choice between a lawless, amoral monster and a qualified, intelligent, joyful woman of color—and it chose the monster. We need to reckon with the reality of what that says about so many of us here. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/america-ch...

And when you get to Clinton - He reduced the federal workforce by over 300,000 positions using a process that was thoughtful, transparent, and unquestionably legal and Constitutional. Congress approved it in advance (as they should) with bipartisan majorities in both houses. This is history.

How the right took over our country in three steps: First they gerrymandered our land. Second they infiltrated our lower education. And third they installed their judges. The road back will be long and hard.

No dystopian political movie or book in our history was ever as dire as this dystopian reality we’re living through now.

Call them want they really are: HACKERS This "DOGE engineers" thing is bullshit! They are boy hackers! Plain and simple This is 2016 Cambridge Analytics bullshit on steroids

I think this is the right sentiment about a lot of things but not about inflation. The levels that followed the pandemic were enough to crush incumbents, and did all over the world.

We are living in a dystopian—nay, a horror—movie, in which the richest cabal takes over the world. Where’s our James Bond to the rescue?

What if Trump knows that tariff is a tax and the purpose is to tax consumption—the most regressive of all taxes—and to cut it for billionaires.

Perfect description of our duality—the dual nature of the United States—the good and evil, generous and stingy, smart and dumb, liberal and repressive.

What we are witnessing is not an incoming administration reshaping the executive branch to enact its policy agenda. We are witnessing the rapid and systematic installment of an oligarchy.

Himmler Goering Gebels then, Hegseth Gabart RFK Jr now.

Krup Mercedes Beyer then, Musk Zuck Bezos now.

It’s baaaack…fascism has returned. It was Jews then, immigrants now. Brownshirts then, Proud Boys now. Denmark Panama Canada now, Poland France Russia then. 20 million dead then…and now…?

This is very good

It was never about the price of eggs or the economy. The prices will go up and they’d still vote for him if given the chance. It has always been about racism and fascism. Historically evil will triumph temporarily, but so much suffering till it’s defeated (eg the Inquisition, NAZIs, communism).

Please repost to join this apt apology to our neighbors.

If you think Trump does not obey laws, da… that’s what criminals do.

The incompetent Merrick Garland had four years to bring justice and failed. And now criminals are in charge.

Pete Buttigieg is truly one of the most genuine leaders in the Democratic Party and would make a great leader one day in America. Share and ♥️ if you agree! ♥️

Federal employees, they can’t fire you legally. Fight them in court.

Federal employees, you will be breaking the law if comply with illegal orders.

Federal employees, do not comply with illegal orders.

Dr Strangelove and 7 Days In May movies tried to warn us in 1964. But even they could not imagine how bad it would get.

In a fist fight he who fights dirty will win over him who fights fair. You hear, Democrats?

H/t George Conway — it’s perfect 🤣 from Olivia Julianna:

He wants so desperately to be profound, but instead this stuff comes across as super weird and uncomfortable.

Is it possible to be a stupid self made billionaire? Apparently yes.