I've been in meetings all morning. Any chance it's dead?

Skedaddle Bomb Boom Peace Board Man Woman Camera That's our president....like no other

Only Ted Cruz’s dog wants Ted Cruz to be president. She’s usually left behind anyway, and prefers it that way. PS - “Fuck Ted Cruz” in dog speak Is “woof woof”. Now think about how often you hear dogs barking…they all hate him too.

Kirby Smart has gigantic cojones. Also, a damn good coach.

There are some things I wish I could un-read and un-know. Anything related to trump and oral and Bill Clinton falls into both categories. I fucking hate the internet sometimes

If you despise Ted Cruz like I do (with the fire of 1,000 suns), we should probably be following each other.

Do you ever have an impending Zoom / Teams meeting & think "do I need to pee first"? Can I wait? How long is this meeting going to be? Do I need to hustle to the restroom first? I kind have to pee, or maybe I can wait until after. Damn, I better hurry down the hall. Asking for a friend.

The traitorous fuck face may want to rethink that whole “name the new Washington stadium after me” thing.

I didn’t realize the Pirates are playing the Angels in a rare November game, with the Pirates up 3-2 going into the 3rd inning, on the strength of a sacrifice fly.

You know the reason the republicans hate the ACA don’t you? I’ll give you a hint. They refer to it is ObamaCare…. The rest of us see it is the affordable care act and are grateful for it, and the administration that got it done.

A narcissist fuck wants what?

I’d like to thank my neighbors for an excellent selection of treats this year. Daddy is happy too! 👻🎃💀

Trump is likely 2 or 3 more $500Mil grifts from resigning and retiring to Russia. Bad news is then we'd get Vance and still have the rest of the band of idiots.

Anyone else get the feeling the East Wing demolition and “ballroom remodel” has a very Jimmy Hoffa vibe?

As politely as possible, I’d like to say “Fuck You CNN”

Can we get a spell-checker over to CNN, STAT!

Just paid attention to the “ICE” ad during the Sox Yankees game. So student loan forgiveness is ok for republicans now? Or only if you’re a racist incel wanna-be “proud boy”

The versatility of the tortilla should not be dismissed or underrated. Hot dog - ✔️ PB&J - ✔️ Pizza - ✔️ Turkey wrap - ✔️ It's an MVP candidate in the kitchen every freaking time.

#DirtyWater #BostonRedSox LFG!!

US Golf - meet woodshed. Europe Golf - “hey US, we’re gonna take you around the back….”

Welcome to state run media

Quinn Ewers was the starter last season for a reason. #HookEm

Charlie Kirk did not deserve to be shot. He also does not deserve to have tributes such as flags flown at half-staff to recognize his passing. He was a rabble rouser who got rich by tapping into the maga hate. Again, he did not deserve to be shot. But fuck that guy.

Which will get more media coverage: A) Charlie Kirk's murder B) School shooting in CO Unfortunately, we all know the answer...

Am I really old, or does this Siren Head thing make absolutely no sense?

This 👇is true, I read it here

Is it dead yet?

Y'all realize he isn't planning on ever leaving office, right? 3 people are ultimately responsible for this: Mitch McConnell John Roberts Rupert Murdoch The rest of those GOP fuckwads can eat a bag of dicks too

Dude, why you gotta bag on Nickleback? Oh......OK

If you watch one thing today, make it this 👇

Fuck the GOP. That is all, now back to your scrolling…

A racist fuck on clear and open display for other racist fucks.

After emptying the dishwasher, I prefer to hand wash all the dishes so the dishwasher stays nice and empty. Because I’m weird. Or stupid. Yup, both.

Trump Is On The List

I have no words….

Lest we forget SC

Remember when we thought BoBo and Margie Three-Toes were dangerous? I miss those days…

They're hoping we all die before we can vote them out.

We used to be the land of the free. Now we're the land of the fucked.

If you took the under on whether or not I would crush the entire package of “Tate’s Chocolate Chip Cookies”, you underestimated me.

Seen reviewing Donald's poorly attended parade. Even Donald is bored.

when no one attends your shitty dictator parade

Hey Sox fans, don’t burn your gear just yet. For every Mookie Betts and Jeff Bagwell deal, we do have the Nomar deal which led to the end of the Curse. I’d rather have the Kiddie Corps learning how to play the game from Bergman and Story than Devers. #RedSox #DirtyWater

Crowds at the LA Football Club chanting Fuck ICE! Music to my ears!

The deployment of troops in LA is a failure if we aren't stupid.

So the “Big Beautiful Bill” wouldn’t pass, so he sends troops into LA (more to be deployed across America I’m sure), to change the narrative. This what they voted for?? WTAF America?

WE NEED MORE OF THIS!!! CALL THEM OUT!!! THIS MAN IS SIMPLY AMAZING! 🙏🏻🦋💖💙

ICE - for those who don’t think they look good in a white hood and robe.