The Office has reviewed the latest allegations against Jack Smith. The Office supports their right to make questionable decisions. We encourage Grassley and the gang to continue approaching the buffalo.

The Office maintains the only charitable thing Jeff Bezos ever did was divorce MacKenzie Scott. Keep her name out of your money-grubbing mouth.

Probably shouldn’t have chanted over this with a pink bubble wand. Our bad.

The office is just as prone to rumors and conspiracies as any other department. Fortunately… we have a doctor.

The office refuses to accept the bastardized use of the term “Patriot”.

Happy birthday Murica

Paying companies NOT to pursue green energy projects… seriously?

The office notes; Courts exist to apply the law. Voters decide who writes it. Neither should be treated as fans cheering for a team. Accountability is part of democracy.

Ok SC if anyone gets wind of a debate between Annie and Lyndsey please shout it out. Dr. Andrews has a platform, a plan, vested interests in OUR state. Don’t care about your “team” or good old boy BS. Look around, you happy, “great”? Stop thinking in colors and think about the issues

Third card for Dr. Andrews. Starting to make sense yet?

The office has identified a pattern

Sounds like the kind of candidate we need. We have one too, South Carolina; Dr. Andrews. Do your own research. Do you honestly believe Lyndsey is a better choice?

The office finds these “need to” lines laid out by Dr. Andrews in her victory speech, all acceptable and needed. Not left or right, competent. Aren’t we all ready for competent ?

🚨 LEAKED ODA MEMO 🚨 Morning briefing: 1. Spin wheel. 2. See what it lands on. 3. Announce policy. 4. Explain policy. 5. Contradict explanation.

The office officially endorses Dr. Annie Andrews for South Carolina Senate. We encourage everyone to share her message and stop thinking in colors this year.

Ok enough celebrating American stupidity for the time being. Time to open these Epstein files.

The office will be thinking more local in the coming months. If you’re unhappy with politics, the largest untapped political force is the people who stayed home. Pretty sure this is the case nationally.

The office welcomes any challenges to the math

The office Sunday thoughts

The office hope is people listen to the message and not judge it by the messenger. Ask yourself this? If I agree with the policy, should I reject it simply because of the letter next to the candidate’s name? youtu.be/Gg9vZGDT_-I?...

The Office of Delusional Affairs wishes everyone a Happy Obama Appreciation Day. We miss responsible leadership. We miss complete sentences. We miss respect for expertise. We miss actual stewardship. History is not a matter of opinion.

I know there are a lot of disillusioned people out there.

The Department of Atmospheric Affairs has reviewed the application. Status: Pending Thunderstorm Reality does not require your consent.

145 days. Let’s vote for accountability.

The office notes: Neither major party constituted the largest political faction in South Carolina’s 2026 primary. Finding: Arithmetic remains undefeated. Recommendation: Continued observation of the 2,528,221 individuals who apparently had other plans.

Back to hearing “rigged” every two hours

The Office has reviewed several proposed accountability mechanisms. We remain unconvinced by supernatural remedies. The Office notes that one method is scheduled for the next election cycle. VOTE.

The Office notes that changing the headline rarely changes the underlying report.

The office noticed we are back at it. Just as a thought exercise…

Office Sunday random thought…

With Todd Blanche under consideration for Attorney General; The Office became curious about where an Attorney General’s loyalty is intended to reside.

The Office was informed that America is divided into two camps. We would invite you to check the math.

The offices notes: When history arrives, witnesses multiply and participants disappear.

The office considers the common ground

The office proposes that every generation produces a new Sisyphus. Gravity remains undefeated.

The office believes; If you want self-government, participate in self-government.

So 250 years have led us to this…

The office finds humor in the attacks being leveled against James Talarico…

Office Saturday “thought of the day”…