Another day another con

With elections looming we at the office would like to remind everyone to vote responsibly

Office wonders if we are the only ones….?

The Office of Delusional Affairs would like to remind the public that renaming a war does not reduce the blast radius

Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava

The office salutes Aaron McGruder. Many thanks for uncle Ruckus.

The office remembers this post from a while back. Funny, that it is still relevant

The Office takes no formal theological position, but notes that even Swedish furniture arrives with operating instructions.

The office endures yet another proud day in the republic—where the flag still waves, mostly to cover the smoke.

When accountability for jokes outweighs accountability for crimes, the blindfold has become theater.

The Office has determined the current governing philosophy is best described as: Government by Acme.

Ya, the left really needs to tone down the rhetoric....

The office is not interested in rhetoric lectures from officials who have themselves used dehumanizing or inflammatory language toward political opponents while escalating rhetoric in international conflicts.

The Office has reviewed the administration’s “private” ballroom funding plan and would like to note: It appears to operate on the revolutionary principle that private donors provide the ribbon-cutting while taxpayers provide the foundation.

After extensive observation of public statements, panicked denials, and suspicious overreactions, the Office is prepared to publish its findings.

The Office notes with amusement that many who spent years screaming “Biden crime family” have discovered a fascinating new legal doctrine: corruption only counts when the other team does it.

Been a few months since we posted this. Can’t say my feelings have changed

Office public service. Identity never changed your character. But ignoring character changes your vote.

Office thoughts of the day. “No tax on tips” sounds good—until you ask why tips matter that much in the first place.

The office thoughts on the Founding Fathers.They didn’t trust power. That’s why the safeguards exist.

Office public service message

The office noticed “Not aimed at Trump.” That’s not a defense—it’s a process of elimination.

The office believes that history celebrates milestones… unless it’s marking a turning point.

The office has to remind itself sometimes. Power doesn’t break rules first… it studies how much pressure they can take.

The office sees the pattern continuing

The office has said it before and it continues to be true

The office notes that when the tone escalates, accountability cannot remain optional.

The office now understands more clearly the old “if you’re going to be a monkey…be a gorilla

The office conducts a system check: No faults detected. Functioning exactly as intended.

The office wonders how long We the People will tolerate this corrupt behavior in our politicians?

The office likes to occasionally remind folks; Facts don’t require your approval.

Office notes: When profit becomes prophecy, truth doesn’t stand a chance.

The office notes: The higher the power, the lower the scrutiny.

The office has pulled out the problem flow chart

The office misses a DOJ that was nonpartisan. Maybe we need to look at how that position is filled.

Tick Tock, Donnie.

Office record — threshold approaching.

Office notes: some systems call it virtue.

Office record: friction isn’t failure—it’s design.

Office notes: hiring standards appear… negotiable.

Office note: some messages decode themselves.

Office finds bitter humor in how much the middle starts paying attention when wallets get lighter.

The office has a quick question: What was your mom’s last name before she got married?