The Office formally notes: the Cohn playbook’s effectiveness depends entirely on victimhood. You don’t qualify, donnie. Tick tock

The office offers part 2 for the people who actually read these posts

This is not governance. This is a subscription-based victimhood economy paid for by We the People. The Office will continue monitoring until the grift collapses under its own weight. We apologize yet again for the lengthy rants

The office apologizes for the lengthy rant, yet again. To those of us living in South Carolina; we must do better next election. We need to remove tRumps “emotional support mammal” from office

The office needs you to pay attention. The Epstein files are looking like an inevitability. That said there will be a LOT of misdirection as more and more pedos show up in arrest records

The office looks forward to the release of the Epstein files. Can’t say the same for everyone

The office doesn’t advocate violence but questions the efficacy of taking the dementia show back on the road

Finally 218 is sworn in. Will the 4 republicans keep their courage? Because now the obstruction becomes more obvious. Now there is no anonymity, names get matched to the vote. Any of you have the urge to ride the “hoax” lie?

The office apologizes for our lengthy response but, The President can now commit a conspiracy, pardon the conspiracy, and call it “leadership.” The Constitution has no guardrails left. We either add them — or we keep repeating this cycle.

The office is inclined to advise you, The applause isn’t worth the damage. Do your jobs.

The office, as long time Commanders fans, are used to the loses. We have endured. Now the petulant-child -minded-self -proclaimed king is trying to get “involved”. F*ck all the way off. I have been a fan for over 50 years through thick and thin but I swear if you capitulate to this fcktard. I’m done

For the love of all things holy, please, let’s do better South Carolina

Please feel free to quote us on this:

The office watches the corrupt DOJ rot like the dear leader and his sycophantic worshippers. Resist No fascists, No kings, No tRumps

The office has thoughts. If casting a ballot makes you “the terrorist wing,” what do we call pardoning the man whose platform extremists actually used to move money? I’ll wait.

One more clock.

The office never forgets it is time.

This isn’t about parties. This is about a country that refuses to be ruled by fear. We don’t change the rules to avoid losing. We don’t silence the public to stay in power. The Republic belongs to us. And we are keeping it

Act 3

The delusionist act 2

Behold the delusionist

The office

The office asks you to remember Tariffs aren’t tribute from abroad—they’re taxes on you, rebranded as patriotism

The office hopes everyone is paying attention to the sh*t show

The office can only shake our heads and wonder at the demented thought process of “dear leader”

The office notes the temperature rises as the popularity polls sink.

The office refuses to attend the wake

The office remembers when we didn’t care about politics

The office noticed tRumps post saying “100% anti-trump, which is probably illegal” when speaking about Seth. We are down to be outlaws, you?

The office hopes “We the People” take the time in 2026 to look at the character of our candidates and not the party line. Those have been blurred beyond recognition. Sorry we got a little “wordy”

The office hopes we all figure out who is pulling whose strings before long

The office questions the usefulness of the speaker

The office feels like we are beating a dead horse at this moment. South Carolina for the love of god we can do better

The Office sails with the crew that rows, not the tyrant that hoards. Let the gilded thrones sink — No kings but the Crew. 🦅☠️ Wake up magats. You’ve been deceived

The office hopes that “we the people” elect better candidates if we ever have another opportunity to do so. Because this “batch” doesn’t have the fortitude or character to serve.

The office observes not one more republican will cross the line to sign the discharge petition, but if it hits the floor, those same cowards will vote to release — because then the cameras are rolling and the record has a name. It’s not conviction they fear losing; it’s plausible deniability.

The Office has seen this story before — gold first, ruin later. Thanks South Korea, for steeling our resolve; no fascists, no kings, no tRumps.

The Office has noticed the imperialist creeping out of the bag — “Spoils of war.” “Take it back.” Guess Vlad isn’t the only one dreaming of an empire. This what you voted for?

The Office notes: The January 6 case wasn’t dismissed for lack of evidence — only for lack of permission. “Without prejudice” means it can return. In plain English: history just pressed pause, not delete.

When the president starts crap like this. It’s time to hit back

The office won’t forget

The office autopsy results

The office provides

The Office notes that even the gilded can’t sleep easy when the ledger’s out of balance. When the dealmaker dreams of heaven, the devils do their inventory.

The office holds to this oath

The office recognizes it’s a kkkult

The office has a lazy day so another repost. The office hopes the regime understands the potential consequences of their actions