For every second I’m outside in shorts during summer, I get a new mosquito bite 😀

Hey who’s just leaving bongs around at 7:30am

CAN WE HAVE DRAFTS NOW OR WHAT

Digital art is almost foreign to me now 🫢

It did not

Haha I’m sad 😀

Katy Perry is the human embodiment of m*le author writing a female lead roll

Okay so *every* twitch stream has a big white dog in the background orrrrr

Second-hand embarrassment watching people swerve through traffic

I used to go raving 1-2 times a week and now I can’t even go to the mall without earplugs

I can’t stop seeing it

To my brain, soup is a summer food and ice cream is a winter treat.

How powerful would I be if I simply knew how to photograph my art

Thought-canceling headphones

Made a large handful of random trinket type things to hand out at Ren Faire but I can already feel the shy guy in me preventing that 😀

Waking up with royalty-free music in your head is mental illness

Why rewatch GoT when I can watch it random clip by random clip on FB?

Hehe uh oh my art is starting to become a lil dark oopsie hehehe

Gay content and gay content only

🎶theeeeere it is again, that funny feeling🎶

Posting my something purple because I think it counts

Is it really a Tuesday if you don’t cry 13 times and give yourself a headache?

“I’ll only get Del Taco if I happen to see it on my way home” *takes the long, kinda insane way home that has Del Taco*

If I *don’t* eat these 3 chocolate kisses at 8:30am I will simply have the worst day

Making zines full of bad art and trash helps for at least an hour or two.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

Motivated to try and be my own boss simply so I can avoid crowds when running errands.

Apple slightly shifted the iPhone keyboard forever ago and I’ve never recovered

Draft posts WHEN.

Meditating and then immediately opening social media afterwards feels like a weird form of self-punishment

sorry i kept yelling “HIT ME” at my tarot card reading

renting out the sphere in vegas to play stardew valley

Bald Eagle Egg Watch 2025 will cure my depression I swear

Gonna hibernate for a long time like it’s my job.

Sunday scaries but it’s about more than just work 🫠

Boyfriend is flying back home tomorrow so you know what that means… Eat my weight in sushi and drown in crafts so I don’t cry as much! 🤠

We are so back

Southern California is taking “we’re living in hell” a little too seriously

I feel incredibly not funny all the time but then I make my friends or partner laugh real hard and I feel on top of the fucking world you know

California winter is just changing your outfit 4 times within 10 hours

Made a Global Events 2025 Bingo card and oops I wrote down a bunch of things that bummed me out

Put “watch 2 movies” on my list of goals for 2025. Really keeping that bar in hell

I went home before midnight because I had bad heartburn and forgot my tums 🤠

Every *single ad* on TikTok is about weight loss and diets and WHY WON’T IT STOP

Selling art makes me wanna frow up

I have been alone with the Canadian snacks for 2 days now and haven’t completely ravaged them yet. I’m being very brave!!

Ah yes, another season of turning off special discord notification sounds/ringtones 😌

Anyways, take me back to the Santa-Rex

Long distance partner leaving on Christmas Eve after a month together is a new level of hell 🤠

Alright how the hell do I let someone know their headlights aren’t on at night? Turning mine on and off doesn’t work, flashing my brights doesn’t work😤