Steve and Colleen down to Baja from LA. Listening to Coco's favorite, The Monkees.

Went with my bestie and his partner to see the ranch they bought in the wine valley in Baja. Got the land now to design the house. Partner is an architect so expect fabulousness. And of course, there's a room for me. 😁

Wine, weed and song.

Spending my holiday in the States and Mexico visiting my favorite animals and their humans. This is Rio, poochy extrodinaire. He lives at Casa Rio, Baja. ❤

In Mexico visiting my bestie and he made me sit down and watch Halston. Late to the party but glad I finally arrived. Ewan McGregor is outstanding, stunning really. It's all so sad in the end.

🎶Thicker than A deep dish pie Joints are sore Blood pressure high Pudding, flan And crème brûlée None are safe From the Green Beignets🎶

Wonderful wedding. All my favorite people in one place. ❤❤

Wedding make up done. Hangover from rehearsal dinner fading. Ready for the wedding and the dancing. Lets get this party started.

Is there anything nicer than a sweet old dog curled up on your lap? I don't think so. ❤

On my way to San Francisco to my godson's wedding. I used to love to fly in the freewheeling 90's. Now it's just one indignity after another.

Lazy dazes. #catsofbluesky

Alright boys, which of you live Hereford? 😎😘

250 year old long case (grandfather) clock. Repaired by Gordon the Holologist. Let's see if I can take the chimes every hour on the hour.

Tattoo matching kitties. #caturday #catsofbluesky

This is a very happy cat who is glad to be home. ❤

M25 closed for an accident as usual for a Sunday. Google sent us through Epping. Passed the asylum hotel. Bunch of white trash wankers outside protesting. I'm so sick of people.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... They think they're James Bond, or Jason Bourne, but all they are are middle aged assholes playing dress up.

Where's my Aggies? This shit ain't right! (For the Brits, Aggies went to Texas Agricutltural and Mechanical University, aka Texas A&M)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... YEAH! I love Matt Tebbitt and he doesn't look like a perv.

I just realized we've passed August. That's 20 years not smoking cigs. 1st 20, no smoking, 2nd 20 smoking like a chimney. Swore I'd stop if I made it to 40 and I did. Now 20 years no smoking.* *applies to cigarettes only 😎

So Nadine Dorries, aka The C*nt, has defected to Reform. I could have sworn I already saw her giving head to old Nigel in the bathroom of a Whetherspoons. At least all the assholes are ganging together so we know where to find them.

Couldn't help myself. 🤣🤣🤣

Oh no! I love Graham Greene. He's in one my all time favorite movies Thunderheart with Val Kilmer. Rest with your ancestors.

The cats are happily doing their own thang this #caturday now that The Dawg has vacated the premisis.

One kid on the train home to Glasgow, The Dawg in tow. 2nd kid in the transit van with his father driving to Glasgow. I am in the only room with any furniture left. Coffee and biscuit, content cats, I may not leave this bed until tomorrow. D-day was a success, now the spoils of war. 😎

Both vans loaded. One on it's way Essex, one ready to leave tomorrow for Scotland. I just realized we will be sleeping on a blow up mattress tonight. This ain't gonna be pretry. Gettin' on it is easy, gettin' off it, not so much.

FUCKING RAIN! sigh

D-day has arrived. 2 moving vans. 1 off to Scotland to fully kit out son's flat with his grandmother's furniture and white goods. Other to Essex with a 250 yr old grandfather clock and a handmade by FiL oak dining table 2m long. Send good vibes. And booze, lots of booze. And mama's little helper. 😜

1271 books. Thank goodness for Trelissick House and Gardens in Feock, they will take them all. All but 42 are non-fiction. #NationalTrustRocks #supportnationaltrust

Discovered the gardener here at MiL's house has been piling up the garden waste behind the shed although he is paid to take it away. Have set the kids on it. Son went up to change and came down looking like Farmer Ed. 🤣🤣 pictured with The Dawg.

The kids have arrived and that means The Dawg is here. On the other side of the door. That's it, holiday ruined. 😾

youtube.com/watch?v=j7Vb... @jimusic.bsky.social Have a listen.

Kernow Kitty! Kane is related, by marriage, to a former Grand Bard of the Gorsedd. #Kernow

Penis? Or poo? You decide. 🤣🤣

When life gives you lemons, you mix them with a G&T and blare Ray Wylie Hubbard so the neighbors wonder about if your MiL has come back to haunt. 🤣

Hubby's grandfather translated Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea in to Cornish. It was for his A levels. He was 92 at the time. Miss him dearly.

Where to start? Clearing MiL's house as probate is almost done. What do one do with a lifetime of memories? Most of the furniture was handmade by FiL and so hard to part with. BiL, aka the cunt, refuses to help but wants his cut. This is a job for xannies and G&T's, I fear.

Kane and Abel begged to go to the seaside for their summer break. Now they are unhappy that involves a trip in the car. Off to Cornwall for 3 weeks to clear MiL's house for sale. Usual cat sitters,the kids, will be down helping with the clearance. Hence, travelling unhappy cats.

Every woman on the planet is nodding her head. 🤣🤣

Having my annual watch of Smokey and the Bandit. My dad's birthday was 08/08/1935 and Burt Reynolds looks like my dad. I got my first car in 1980 and my dad so wanted it to be the Bandit Trans Am. My mother put her foot down and said no. Instead I got a '72 Chevelle. 🤣😎

Someone decided, despite it being 25° outside, my lap is the place to be. Already have sweaty thighs. 🤣

Abel has decided to spend his day squashed into his basket. #caturday #catsofbluesky

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Not all stupid people are politicians, but all politicians are stupid people. Lordy.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can we all just agree......of course she did. How she can be more nasty than Priti Patel is beyond me. 🤣🤣

I cannot stress enough, do not let your husband shop Temu while tipsy. 🤣🤣 It's supposed to be a cat exercise wheel. The cats are ignoring it. Oy vey. #catsofbluesky

Welp, if you can't mow the grass cause of the rain, what better way to spend the morning?

@film-authority.bsky.social thanks so much for finding Sordid Lives for me. Youtube, who knew? No adverts. I always thought of it as that shit my kids watched for 30 second videos and idiots doing stunts. I have been educated. 😁👍

Kane has staked out his place on the new sofa positions. Trying to prepare the house for an influx of mother in law's furniture after her death. 250 yr old granfather clock, dining table my FiL made, 2.5 metres long, and various bits and bobs. Gonna be a houseful. #caturday #catsofbluesky

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... @nobbyserenow.bsky.social You should do this! Hiding in the woods waiting for a dog to find you, what fun! 😂

Fatboy and Fatboy Slim are just back from the vet. Fatboy lost a kilo, so now only weighs 1.5 kilos more than Fatboy Slim. And the nice vet gave me some of the good stuff for when me and the boys drive to Cornwall for 3 weeks. Both healthy as can be. 😻😻