It helps to hear it in the original Dublin.

If Trump can avoid falling asleep or shitting himself during tonight’s Knicks game, he can win the expectations game.

Trey Gowdy is Slenderman. You heard it here first.

Egg salad is egg and mayonnaise. Word salad is Polanski reverb toast.

Guys I’m worried Joe Biden might be sundowning

A floor wax AND a dessert topping? In this economy?

“I call this the Danny Zoukeaux.”

-All life is suffering -The cause of suffering is attachment -To end attachment is to end suffering -The way to end attachment is to follow the eightfold path -Biscuits -Sausage gravy

I can say this for Alito his ability to be pissy little bitch is unrivaled peerless in the little bitch field

Let this radicalize you

Snark is the universal language.

Eegah and Grogu

The thing about Reichstag fires is… they always seem to happen at the Reichstag.

They don’t even know what lane *they’re* supposed to be in.

For me as a priest abuse survivor to be on the Vatican’s side right now is 666 shades of fucked up.

Picking the Guy Who Picks the Guy Who Picks Where I Go to Dinner is the Same as Me Picking the Place Myself A brief intro into The Electoral College From McGraw Hill

ICE is exempt from details like “training” and “knowing things.”

the domino meme, with "Rupert Murdoch starts a cable news channel" on the small end and "global armegeddon" at the big end

What in the Unholy Fuck Is the Matter with Kansas?

My anxiety dreams have progressed from “I haven’t been to class all year!” to “I haven’t shown up at my third job all year!”

I think we ought to prosecute John Roberts as accessory to Trump's crimes.

Stephen King’s “Ut”- A small Maine town is terrorized by a sewer-dwelling Guido of Arezzo. (TV-MA: violence, solfège)

Weird how Mardi Gras is always right before Lent.

No, see, it’s a medicinal bacon cheeseburger. I need it for the dopamine.

The only Democrats who want this are the useless idiots in Congress. Abolish ICE now.

Survivorship bias, thy name is mustard blotch.

I’ve listened to countless hours of live Grateful Dead and can name the year in a blind listen with stunning accuracy. Are you telling me there aren’t people who can’t taste an EVOO and tell you the region, the soil composition, and the weather on the day of harvest?

Reminds of subbing at a Christian Science church on occasion. The organ was off in the wings, so I managed to read bad fiction while the speakers recited Mary Baker Eddy in a monotone.

Now and then, when everything is at its bleakest, someone uses the word “crescendo” correctly and Leonard Bernstein smiles in heaven.

I’m sorry you got mad that I said “Fuck you” while they were trying to kill me.

My feelings.

Hypothetical: if I am murdered by a squadron of ICE goons, and Fox News slanders me before the facts are in, what kind of civil suit do my survivors have? Asking for a shut those motherfuckers down already.

They took away his gun. Then, they executed him. They murdered an unarmed man.

Every ICE agent unmasked. Names. ID numbers. Previous criminal records. And where the hell they were on Jan 6.

#fuckICE #Minneapolis

An occasional reminder that being undocumented is a misdemeanor and typically does not require enforcement by an armed battalion of Keystone cornpones.

-10 in Ann Arbor and all I have to say is do not fuck with Minneapolis.

Woe unto them that decree unrighteous decrees, and that write grievousness which they have prescribed; to turn aside the needy from judgment, and to take away the right from the poor of my people, that widows may be their prey, and that they may rob the fatherless!

President Trump didn't end up invading a NATO ally this week. Are the Europeans even going to say thank you? by J.D. Vance

Turns out being impolite is not a crime.

Running off to work on a story. In the meantime: Religious left: still a thing.

They were singing hymns, quietly singing hymns, and they got arrested‼️

Most of the propaganda I’ve seen about Minneapolis boils down to: “If you behave, the system won’t hurt you.” This system has always decided what “behaving” means *after* it hurts you.

Sometimes when I’m down I like to scroll through old Skeets and remind myself hell yes I’m that funny.

This is one I really have to work to be conscientious of because ADHD and habit building are natural enemies and I kick myself when I forget.

Where’s Banana? Can you spot him today? Me neither, but my neck is a little chilly AOAS. #BallPythonsOfBlueSky

I almost broke down listening to this in the car just now. In light of recent events I understand it a lot better. It’s the tragic version of “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream.”

“This isn’t the Chinatown Hooters.”

Uh-oh, somebodies gots internal bleeding on their feelings.

9 1/2 Muppets