It's always paddington or @scriblit.bsky.social smoking a kipper. Both are infinitely better than seeing the news headline

I had at least two of these. Incidentally, at the end of The Small Mermaid [SPOILERS] she gets turned into stone for being lustful, or something, and all the children watching cry

The ultimate answer to the emergency question "has the photo for your obituary been taken yet"

Now, if there's anyone who's seen the light

Remember to put them in their place occasionally

🎶 driving home for Christmas...🎶

What a lovely quote from Stewart Lee "Without Robin, comedy would be a very different shape and a generation is grateful’". Speaking of grateful, as someone based in Cambridge. I am. Of this:

The intros round on House of Games but the song is Shine on You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Watching House of The Year and shouting "hospice!" at every new entrant

You will be visited by three spirits

FINAL book giveaway of the year. To enter: reply below & repost this extract. Up for grabs: THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents. Enter if you enjoy Folklore Nature Rivers Hills Social history Lost art Ghost Tangled psychedelic narratives Silliness

Pronouncing patio like ratio

DM: (whose mum ran away with my dad): well if it isn't

Mfer literally said "yoink"

Now THIS is what I'm talking about, Alanis

God: any other name ideas for this one? Angels: ... God: not our finest work but moving on

Fun bonus feature: the star glows in the dark 🌟🏳️‍⚧️ canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...

🎶Wherever you find love... It feels like Christmas🎶 Thank you @canopyrobin.com it's even better than I imagined.

Right, time to spam Blue sky with random things from my download folder, starting appropriately with:

Nearly 40 years of listening to "Step Into Christmas" by Elton John - on record, tape, CD, and streaming" - and I still don't know what 50% of the lyrics are #christmas

Let's do a giveaway for my new #Apollo11 bootprint hoodies! 🚀 Enter for a chance to win a #bootprint hoodie! Available in 5 colors. ✨ 💫 How to participate: 1) Follow me 2) Enter here sciencesocks.com/giveaway 3) Like & repost 🚨 P.S. Hoodies for sale here: sciencesocks.co/products/apo... 🔭🐡🧪🎨

Resharing this thread incase anyone is Christmas shopping 🎄

I really wasn't exaggerating when I said my Christmas tree pride pins were detailed. Each of these baubles is just over 2mm! canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...

In that case, I've just gone here and got an excellent deal on three books and get another 10% with the code on the site www.books4people.co.uk/products/sal...

Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?

Two of my favourite pods coincide - @dannyrobins.bsky.social Uncanny x @misterabk.bsky.social from @loremen.bsky.social. A special listen.

ALIVE? Get ready not to be

🎵 AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT...

No. Shut up. It's dancing

And now…the gallery. www.infinitebacon.com

Looking at my emails

Harsh but fair

I think @herring1967.bsky.social can get on board with badgers. Tom would have my vote for Book Club.

this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too) 🔗 ⬇️

FUCK IT. LET’S MAKE IT FOUR SIGNED HARDBACKS. Competition remains open until tomorrow am.

Author wrote best book he's ever written. Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings. Book was finally published by new publisher. Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed. Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one.. bsky.app/profile/zygo...

Q: dammit. Get me another Bond bot Problem solved

I've TWO of these beautiful 'Witch & Hare' original linocuts by my mum, Jo, to give away to my Bluesky followers. The print is from my recently republished book, Help The Witch. All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/

Just joined. Genuinely inspiring politics

Yes, guardian app, I guess it was #DickCheney

Can we all agree that #sandwich cop should be... struck from the roll

I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning

Any dad: look, my baby is the cutest one you've ever seen. The baby:

Who could have foreseen

In a shorthand way Greenwich does, in fact, mean time

Sure I LARP Lie Around Relaxing Peacefully