as a bears fan im excited to find out this season whether god will tolerate my stumbling upon a sliver of fleeting joy or myself and my compatriots are meant only for the yanking of hair and gnashing of teeth

Now we all live in the “Freak” video. youtu.be/8KHwuOtcALQ?...

Rorschach test

“That’s such BS, don’t believe Batman.” -me to my 5-year-old about Batman blaming an innocent Harley Quinn on Batwheels

Microsoft Teams this morning

There's a direct line from A. J. Pierzynski's fake dropped third strike base running in bottom of the 9th, third out of the inning, most important play in Chicago White Sox history, to Pope Leo XIV. Was that fake dropped third strike a miracle? riylmag.com/how-the-pope...

2-year-old thinks Cookie Monster is Batman.

Nancy Faust is behind the organ. The Pope is from the South Side. The White Sox are back, baby!

It's not an American Pope, it's a Chicago Pope.

THANK YOU to everyone who joined us for any part of DAVID LYNCH: MOVING THROUGH TIME! Thank you to our amazing audiences, all our Special Guests, our moderator @scottryanfmp.bsky.social, our phenomenal staff, and our sponsor MUBI! Most of all, thank you to @danielknoxmusic.bsky.social▵▵

Teen Mortgage’s debut full length ‘Devil Ultrasonic Dream’ comes out tomorrow 4/11 on Roadrunner Records. Catch us on tour. #teenmortgage #roadrunnerrecords #punk

It’s incredibly inappropriate that my child’s daycare allows 2-year-olds to wear Deadpool capes. I’ve read 50+ Deadpool issues, seen all the films and Deadpool never wears a cape.

To me, progressive rock is that Dishwalla song where they refer to god as a woman

Mister Rogers never misses

They should do “Dragula” in the middle of the 7th inning instead of “God Bless America”

To put inflation into perspective, if Fugazi were to reunite and tour today, tickets would be $11

Baseball Book Swap tonight at @ivyandconey.bsky.social Books are important. Baseball is important. Reading is an anti-facist activity. www.eventbrite.com/e/baseball-b...

Opening Day in DC is going to be cold. @ivyandconey.bsky.social is indoors. Come to our Baseball Book Swap this Wednesday and watch Opening Day indoors on Thursday. www.eventbrite.com/e/baseball-b...

This week, my kid had his first t-ball practice of the year. None of the kids accidentally hit anyone with a bat. Success. Baseball book swap Wednesday at @ivyandconey.bsky.social. Bring a boog, take a book. Bring a bat, please don't bring a bat. www.eventbrite.com/e/baseball-b...

Chappie is good, and I don't care anymore. I bare my soul on @riylmag.bsky.social riylmag.com/chappie-defe...

Chappie was released in 2015. 10 years later, it deserves to be recognized as a masterpiece. Read @joemcadam.bsky.social's impassioned plea for a movie that believes in itself, you fuck mother. riylmag.com/chappie-defe...

I've watched a lot of Sesame Street and I've watched a lot of baseball. Cookie Monster is the Cubs. Gonger is the Nationals. Elmo is the Dodgers. Read the piece to find out who best represents the 27 other clubs. riylmag.com/the-sesame-s...

The wrestling you like is back in style.

2-year-old heard Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here” on the car radio and the only word he repeated from the song, over and over, was ‘pain’.

Every MLB team has at least one good giveaway. The team that doesn't need any good giveaways has the best giveaways. The team that needs the most good giveaways has the second best giveaways. riylmag.com/the-best-giv...

Recommended DC: Concerts Today: Amaria at Union Stage Tomorrow: Dim Wizard at Quarry House Tavern Thursday: Haley Blais at @songbyrddc.bsky.social Friday: Lilly Hiatt at @dc9club.bsky.social Saturday: Kim Deal at Capital Turnaround riylmag.com/recommended-...

lets go to the burger place without opinions about which race should reign for 100 centuries of purity

The Kansas City Royals offer a monthly SRO pass and every MLB club should do this! www.mlb.com/royals/ticke...

'Found' the guitar tone every garage rock act has been going for. open.spotify.com/album/27xu9z...

No artist has transitioned from a group to a solo career better than Curtis Mayfield. Every Impressions work showed more and more promise and Mayfield's first solo record, "Curtis," is a perfect record that could not have been made as an Impressions record. It's a seamless transition.

Things sucked so hard during Reagan that the great babyface wrestling promo of all time was about how working class people were suddenly out of a fucking job due to bad economic policies and relentless automation. youtu.be/9py4aMK3aIU?...

Our Baseball Book Swap is March 26 at @ivyandconey.bsky.social. We love baseball. We published this piece by @joemcadam.bsky.social on day 1 of RIYL. riylmag.com/how-to-impro...

Here's a video featuring an insane billionaire and his kiss-ass lackey arguing with a guy that does own a suit but prefers to wear black. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fouc...

Opening Day is in four weeks. www.eventbrite.com/e/baseball-b...

Based on Spring Training, the Cubs are going 162-0.

It's fun to guess. riylmag.com/the-vans-war...

Are you in LA and not busy on March 7th? Have I got the thing for you: The McAdamy Awards, an award show that's just stuff that I like. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-joe-mc...

Baseball Book Swap at @ivyandconey.bsky.social March 26 www.eventbrite.com/e/baseball-b...

Twin Peaks Night tonight at @dc9club.bsky.social w @leninstomb.bsky.social If you're unfamiliar, Twin Peaks is a dramedy about coffee, shovels and a hard of hearing FBI agent that threatens to murder people that don't respect his trans friend. Matthew Lillard is in it too. dc9.club/event/twin-p...

Thursday dc9.club/event/twin-p...

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Twin Peaks night this Thursday at @dc9club.bsky.social Get your shovel. dc9.club/event/twin-p...

The Chiefs don't need to change the name but they need to change the meaning. An oldie but a goodie from @joemcadam.bsky.social riylmag.com/the-missouri...

Tonight’s Royal Rumble is the biggest game of the year for the Chicago Blackhawks.