Hey @hansen9j.bsky.social, think we can retroactively apply this result to last week's Montreal-Saskatchewan game? www.cbc.ca/sports/footb...

I partly grew up in Alberta (12 years). If the Trans term/reality had been widely known then, I have little doubt the bigotry/homophobia would have been more frightening & violent than now. Even today, the province never disappoints me because I always expect the worst. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Ah, dang it!

It's like Canada's version of Rocky III. The (Rocky) Boss has been at the top, but now the big new baddy, Split (Clubber Lang) Lip, is moving into the territory & wants the title. Who will emerge on top? Will it produce a top 10 theme song? Tune in to find out! #BearsIII www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

So let's see. Carney released his latest projects list, ticking off the usual candidates, Epstein revealed all sorts of slimeballs, both past & present, from beyond the grave, yet again, & the AL MVP has produced CONTROVERSY! So is anybody happy today? No? Okay, at least everyone's consistent.

This should be a litmus test for every world leader who visits Canada (assuming they're not allergic). Can they hang with Carney among kittens? 😂

In case you needed the sight and sound of a good Trump burn today @techrstlamunus.bsky.social

Tonight's first timer variation on a classic? Stir-fried lobster meat with green onions (couldn't find scallion), peppers & mushrooms with lots of garlic & ginger, soy & oyster sauces, & a touch of poke bowl spice. In spite of the lack of fresh lobster, what say you @techrstlamunus.bsky.social ?

If @hansen9j.bsky.social's Riders manage to squeak it out tonight, it looks like they'll have to learn how to count to 13 over the next week. #Alouettes

So the Cons have lost another MP (Albertan at that), though through resignation, not crossing the floor. PP has been getting raked over the coals on CBC's Power & Politics. Give me a moment while I get a tissue. 😂 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

In case you need a little palate cleanse today, here's our kitten getting his teeth brushed (he loves the taste of the toothpaste).

Well, that's one. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Our preliminary air force is well into their training I see...

Blue gatorade, you have failed me for the last time!

Good thing Vladdy doesn't have a history of the dramatic.

Living well is the best revenge. Giminez is living well right now.

Now that's some comebacker revenge!

At least the #Bombers went down swinging. Going to feel weird to not be in the Grey Cup for the first time since 2018. Is this how it feels to be a Rider fan? No, nothing is that pathetic. @hansen9j.bsky.social

All right, time to stop messing around. I'm busting out the gatorade!

Ready to go for #game6. On my chair with the tv on, got leftover Halloween snacks, and most of all, I've got the BLUE gatorade ready to go. #GoJays!

"Mr. Walz, this is the United Nations, not a Signal chat." 🤣🤣🤣

The blue gatorade did it again!

Why would a Canadian hate us like that?

Ohtani was the first player to reach base 7 times in a World Series game. He is also the first player to reach base 8 times in a World Series game. And he is the first player to reach base 9 times in a World Series game. These are all the same World Series game.

I think Varsho has found a new post-playing career.

And Varsho steals their souls again.

Ohtani has earned every one of those 4 intentional walks.

That training I received watching all of Game 1 of the 1990 Stanley Cup Finals is coming in handy.

I'm now breaking open my pack of crackers/cookies. At 1:30 AM.

You ever wanted to see a stadium full of Dodger fans having their souls stolen? That warning track fly ball might have done it....or that foul ball.

I've moved from the chair to the cot. If the Jays win, you can thank me later. If they lose, you can blame @hansen9j.bsky.social. Ya know, just on general principals.

All right Jays, I'm watching again tonight. Let's see if some good things can happ- All right, that will do!...for now.

The US economy has been consumption-driven for many decades. But what happens when those consumers no longer have money? They can't buy anything. This needs to be remembered by those who still want to pin Canada's economic hopes on doing business with the US. You can't get blood from a stone. 🧵1/2

I'm sorry #bluejays, I wasn't able to watch the game tonight (though I had a darn good excuse that I won't discuss). I've been a bad fan, and am finding appropriate accommodations until I've done the necessary penance.

Trumpism: The trickle-down economy of Reagan The protectionist policies of McKinley The fear mongering of McCarthy The corruption of 19th Century Robber Barrons The tactics of 20th Century Mobsters The culture of the Antebellum The Narcissism of 21st Century media The God complex of kings of old

Oh, that's beautiful!

Not to take credit for this, but I did indeed start drinking the BLUE gatorade in the 7th inning. @hansen9j.bsky.social @mssmith76.bsky.social @builddensity.bsky.social

Yeah, I might have been a little optimistic, but the general point stands. Next up, the World Series!

YEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure if you've seen this @ruthkapelus.bsky.social, but Calgary has a new bridge name. I'm sure Bret is very proud.

Had it in the bag all along! #bluebombers

Well now, @hansen9j.bsky.social, a rare late-season matchup between our respective teams. Will the dirty Riders let up now that they've clinched the division (that's still weird) & get smacked around by the good & pure Bombers? Or will they take inspiration from their usual hero and cheat to win?

I suspect Stellantis has just kneecapped their own Canadian market. And Melanie Joly just went a little gangsta. 😂 #elbowsup

Well, that was much better. Now lets hope the #jays didn't use up all their runs in one game, and the 2+ weeks of rest REALLY helped Scherzer.

Just another day in Sakatche-bush @techrstlamunus.bsky.social . Wonder where @hansen9j.bsky.social was during all this?

Don't pin this one on me. I kept my mouth shut.

Okay, Jays. I'll shut up now. Sorry.

Prediction for the series that starts tonight? I'll be bold, and say Jays in 5 Seattle is a good team, but Jays are a little better. Plus it feels like Toronto has had both a little rest and momentum, a good combination. Also, the Mariners are coming off a draining series against the Tigers.

If the #Bombers wanted the inside track to the Eastern crossover, they just got it thanks to @hansen9j.bsky.social's proximity curse. Hrrmm, a Saskatchewan-Winnipeg Grey Cup, in Winnipeg. What say you Jeff?