Cupcake hasn't been feeling well so she's been kind of extra needy so instead of me carrying her around 50% of the time, I'm doing it about 80% of the time. And we just did the water bowl roundabout twice before finally deciding on bowl number 4. End scene.

"That thing" ? "Women, man, what a breed." ????!? Please never speak again ok just hit the gd baseball. You know, next year.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK !!!!!

This is absolutely fucking TERRIFYING holy shit

This is what bullshit blackout rules and capitalism is taking away from me

We need to get a thread going of ideas to help make John Smoltz sound more interesting.

I can't figure out how to watch the end of this Tigers Mariners game and I hate being a boomer

Eric Hosmer always used to do that shit

“Look all I can tell you is that we’re exploring every option for hurting as many Americans as we can all at once. An unprecedented level of suffering for the nation is what we hope to achieve.”

I'm about to drop off some food to my parents before the game and to see how they're doing, and what's the status with their eviction, WHAT'S HAPPENING essentially since I still don't know, and I'm so shaky and upset thinking about it so I'm just sitting here in my car typing this😭

This also gives me a chance to share one of my favorite super old school memes

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

No indication yet from major media that the FBI has any interest whatsoever in investigating this apparent attempted assassination of a well-known judge openly targeted on social media by the far-right activist—Harmeet Dhillon—currently calling herself Assistant Attorney General of the United States

If a judge asks you (several times, no less) if you are an officer of the court, and you're struggling to answer in the affirmative, things might not be going well for you.

The new Pope says Trump is definitely going to hell

OH MY FUCKING GOD 🥹🥹🥹

I'm sorry guys lol I can't leave twitter because shit like this just cracks me up 😂

These fkn Tigers, man!

OH IT'S THE DREADED LEAD OFF WALK TO COME BACK AND BITE YAAAAA!!!

I hope the entire state is Washington cheering for a guy named Jorge is really pissing Trump off

JORGE !

Me to my friend: I would make a great gf. My friend: tf you figure???

They have an ad with Shohei Ohtani on it at T-Mobile Park and don't get me wrong, I love the dude, but I'd be like HELL NO if I saw that shit up at Kauffman

Why the fuck did Dove just make me watch that commercial

I am not super bullish on AJ in the booth

I never even thought about this. Thank you to this man for his service and his insight.

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I DECLARE that all peer reviewed scientific research that "supposedly" concludes that genetic diversity increases the population fitness of a species is NOW BANNED. We do not succumb to our enemies with so called "facts" or "studies" - in fact, NO MORE SCIENCE AT ALL!

Maybe they could start a chant like "FUCK DONALD TRUMP"

Lol his or mine, I don't really care which. Though his I think would substantially improve things for people in the US and mine would just be Cupcake meowing

Do the Colts know they don't actually have to select the two point option

If you think immigrants are scary, wait until you see full on fascism

And from the email I got yesterday (I’m gonna be pissed for a while)

Omg a program that takes place at the winter meetings that was previously just for women applicants is now open to men as well, I’m just so frustrated that MLB has backtracked on all the progress they had made 😑😑

I will NOT be accidentally watching this bullshit ever again lol

Ok what are the channels the LDS games on again

Censorship is the mark of a weak regime.

Ok well this immediately backfired bc I have like 3 cowboy hats and prob 5 pairs of cowboy boots and I've never even seen a horse up close lol

I hate fake people and esp fake friends

Helping a friend with a catering job today. She's picking me up in about an hour and we'll prob be done at around midnight. I'm preemptively exhausted lol

My best friend in the whole world 🥹🫶🏻

@felina510.bsky.social it's your birthday weekend (in my opinion lol) so I hope you celebrate early! I need the nail color details🎉🫶🏻❤️

TRUMP, REPUBLICANS ALL OF Y'ALL, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE IT HERE SO MUCH

Kllng the mf then wearing his big t-shirt

Oh my God💔😢

My parents are absolutely breaking my heart 💔😢

I think of this kid and his cute, very creative sign every year when it gets close to post season. It seriously brings me so much joy. The little baseball has a smiley face, cute little bat wings, and he's just proudly holding it up as a warning to Houston. 😂 I love him. BASEBALL IS THE BEST🥹💙⚾

I'm like, ok this is why I shouldn't doom scroll but why can't we just have less doom? Can that be an option pls?

Ok enough manual labor for me, I'm so tired I could die. And Trump shut down the govt and some white kid in Florida faked his kidnapping by four "hispanic" males ? What am I even getting up for every day now? Like for what purpose? Everything is insane make it stop

open.substack.com/pub/felina51... The rumors are true - I did an atraditional playoff preview, thanks to the input of some of you lovely people.