"Wrapped in your papoose, your little fig newton." 🎶

Why the fuck am I still awake I just noticed the time... Omg pls be sound asleep in some alternate universe😭

WAITING FOR BASEBALL

This is the most important thing I've read in a month www.thecipherbrief.com/venezuela-co...

Oh my goodness, THE LOVE and patience and willingness to reach out to others and help. I'm so moved by this🥹🫂🫶🏻

If I genuinely did not have a little community there that I depend on, I would be fine deleting my acct! I just wish people understood that. It's like if I even whisper a mention about it, ppl are like, "well you know it's a shit site, right," like 😭 yeah, I do know. I guess I'm a horrible person😭😭😭

@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social found the perfect metaphor for your head

Erika Kirk knows nothing of grief it’s still too new. Monetizing a tragedy is so fucking sick. Fake ass stupid ass bitch

Could also help explain why I was frantic to make sure all the tiny screws holding the switch plate on all my light switches were exactly evenly horizontal

If you're a part of this little group, I just want to say again I really do adore all of you! Seriously, every single person I interact with treats me with respect and friendship, we laugh and share stories, it's FUN but it's like, a fun GENUINE thing! It's hard to explain lol it's almost wholesome😂

Like yeah! I know it's a shit site with bots! I'm there mainly interacting with friends and fellow baseball fans and really nice people who buy my content. I guess fkn hate me if you want idk

I’ve heard from immigration attorneys that clients say ICE guards lay out the WRAP device (essentially a full-body straitjacket) on the tarmac as a threat — “do what we say or you’re getting the WRAP on the whole flight.” And here’s proof, from Seattle livestream today via @lalabote.bsky.social.

Polls don’t reflect propaganda; they reflect lived reality. And the reality Americans face today is soaring costs, gutted institutions, and chaos disguised as ‘greatness.’ People know what’s happening, that’s why the polls look the way they do. You can’t tweet your way out of economic pain.👇

Lol like I give a fuck 😂

MOTHERFUCKER

Who can I commission to install one of those subscriber count things outside of the Dept of Health and Human Services to show the real-time number of children RFK Jr is willing to let die because of his anti-vaccine policies? Something like this for the website too

Stephen A Smith drives me fkn crazy, let someone else be annoying how many more years of his self righteous rants do we have to endure

What's the statute of limitations on dumb men

Those mfs!

I've never tried to pray/beg/manifest something so much in my life. As of right now I've had to opt out of insurance for the first time since the ACA became law. I'm so scared about this, it keeps me up at night😭

So what did I miss today while I was working the most boring job ever and forgot my phone

My house might just fall over like what is this wind my goodness

Changing the heading of my resume to, "Smart and resourceful Virgo only child perfectionist who can't sit still. V organized and friendly. 10/10 no notes."

Waiting for Walgreens to send me my 2025 summary of all the squishmallows I bought for the year

The EPA has removed references about humans causing climate change from its website. No US government website can be trusted for science information.

BREAKING: At one point, the Pentagon considered sending boat strike survivors to CECOT torture prison in El Salvador to avoid discovery in US courts. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...

when people measure height of humans in cm that just so fucken funny. oi that’s right chap. that feller is about 160-180 this manys🤏 tall cheerio

71-year-old pastor patrols New Orleans for ICE activity "I want my children and my grandchildren, and their grandchildren to have a democracy in our country. If we don't act right now, I'm afraid that could be lost. So I have to act."

Sissy makes me cry her heart is so good🥹🫂

I'm working a temp job today where my only responsibility is to answer a phone that has not rang once today and I just got back from the bathroom to a missed call. 😭

These people think Old Yeller deserved it

Stove is Hot ope Stove is Not Hot is the offseason We Are So Back ope It’s Over

What even are the Mets

I remember when I learned that Tim Allen was convicted of felony drug trafficking when he was caught with like half a pound of cocaine and only served 2 years and I thought, "huh, that's kinda brief for the war on drugs ppl."

Kellan sometimes gets annoyed that I will go all day without looking at my phone, so he does this thing when he comes over where he changes all my clocks to some random different time so I have no idea what time it really is

Greenland invasion strategy accidentally leaked by FLOTUS

Oof

I can't wait to see Andy's elite strategic time management skills unfold in these last three and a half minutes lmaooo

Rice with his best Tyreek impression

Life on the line with an undrafted free agent lol I love it

Oh shit, that looked awful

Arguing with the queen is quite hilarious, I'll give points for bravery tho lol

IT'S SPORTS NOT A DISNEY MOVIE !!!

Chiefs PR typing up their Notre Dame letter right now I bet

Bluesky is a sports platform

Retweeting just for Butker. That doink came with a shockwave, I mean seriously lol