Remember when we all thought a 1 year extension of the ACA subsidies was a bead deal? Fun times.

Don’t forget the pedophiles.

Finally realizing “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” was a prediction for the American diet after he crashes the economy into oblivion.

Elon - you feel like donating a few bucks to Cuomo? Maybe a rally? Just spitballing here.

Seen at my local diner

I hesitated to delete my Facebook account even though the ONLY thing I used it for is to get recommendations from the local mom’s group. How will I find a handyman? Here’s the thing - today I texted my IRL friends and asked for handyman suggestions and boom! they responded. Amazing.

Hey guys! I found the immigrant stealing American jobs! Vice President Trump - you want to look into this?