this they better televise this like the oj trial

Remember when people were like "i voted for trump for cheaper gas" where are those people now. I want to hear their opinion on all of this

I have resolved to be even more autistic

Harry potter was hone fucked up guy for marrying his best friend's little sister

Remember, every day is shoulder day if you're committed enough

Literally a 30 rock joke

I love you, man in the gym locker room singing along to hump de bump by the red hot chili peppers

I need Taylor Swift to make 500 songs that are exactly like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cma...

Maybe liars just tell the truth in their own way

My #Oscars watch progress! Best Pic 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ Best Actress 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ Best Actor ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ Sup. Actress 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sup. Actor 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Best Animated ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Best Int'l ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ Directing 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #oscaround oscaround.com

Why John the Baptist kinda...

Do people sincerely like three 6 mafia or is it an ironic thing

Bluesky users be like "I have the perfect Simpsons quote for this situation"

If she runs I will campaign harder than anyone has ever campaigned. I will get an AOC tattoo on my chest. I will handcuff myself to the capital gates. I will streak nude on TV

Happy Valentine’s Day

In my time hosting pub trivia, I've never met a rude bartender but I have met several rude bar managers

Friend's dog is really stupid

Good morning five gay people in my phone

Am I the last man on Earth who can clean a lint trap

They were balanced on the knife's edge of sauceless and cool as fuck

Political cartoons get you an instant block, sorry

Guys have considered that led zeppelin is a good band

madonna has better songs but gaga has better albums

I see stephen a smith on the tvs at the gym more than my immediate family

Will never draw anything better than this image right here #art #oc #meme

karl marx would have loved the twenty dollar copy of his book at barnes and noble

valid

if i were sidney i would k*** m***** than have to deal with this shit every couple of years

Did legs today, remember to like and subscribe guys

BREAKING; Ten people died in the Bronx last night due to a fire that killed ten people, in the Bronx, last night, during a fire. Experts say that the deaths were due to the fire, which was too hot for their bodies.

These people are abusers. This argument is basically "stop calling us what we are or we're going to hurt you again"

they should give the "lemme ask the audience" lady the congressional medal of honor

@meakoopa.bsky.social My #Oscars predictions watch progress! Best Pic 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 Best Actress 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 Best Actor ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ Sup. Actress 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Sup. Actor ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Best Animated ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Best Int'l ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ Directing 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 #oscaround oscaround.com

@pandershirts.com you guys should make singlets

It is September 12, 2001. And with her trademark pistols and short-shorts, Lara Croft is preparing to raid what is now one of the greatest tombs in history...

veterinarian's office? you mean the goat vaccination spot?

i saw mommy kissing santa claus while daddy ate his ass

chat what do you do when you forget to show up to work and only find out about it when you check the schedule the next day

The first ever documented case of a lethal bob

Tucking in your shirt makes you 15% hotter at the gym, trust me

smash

bill clinton had hoes

This was a serve and I'm sorry I didn't see that back then

I'm taking my classes online Getting my degree on my own time Education connection matched me with the right college For free Get connected For free With education connection (x2)

Advanced cancer for you

Currently putting my hair in a bun, putting on some gangsta rap and sorting it out

Never been to hooters, is the food any good?

Finally. If there's one thing sorely lacking from this Earth, it's people on the internet talking about Pitchfork reviews

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...